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Phil Yarrow

@PhilYarrowActor

Actor & Puppeteer. Improv with @PioneersImprov & @OHTDickens. Represented by @PriestleyTalent.

London, England Katılım Kasım 2017
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The ‘Career Defining’ Christmas Eve joke @RiverfrontArts I used to be a scholar of Viking Mythology. My favourite story is that of a Viking Warrior named ‘Rudolph the Red.’ Rudolph was looking out of the window one night when he turned to his wife and said ‘It’s going to rain.” To which his wife responded, “How could you possibly know that?’ “Because Rudolph the Red, knows rain, dear” Audience reaction 10/10 (Full round of applause from the audience) #joke #xmas #jokeoftheday #panto
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Phil Yarrow@PhilYarrowActor·
"Tell me, Sean Connery, who's your favourite football team?"
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Phil Yarrow@PhilYarrowActor·
@nextofficial for when you want to go out, but you've done your back in!
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Phil Yarrow@PhilYarrowActor·
Wondering why @LidlGB went with calling these 'Arctic Bars', and not 'Pretend-guin'?
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Phil Yarrow@PhilYarrowActor·
Government confident of progressing to "Shake It All About" phase soon.
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Phil Yarrow@PhilYarrowActor·
Love penalties me, man! Bloody hell, @Lionesses! Back to back Euros. Unreal.
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Phil Yarrow
Phil Yarrow@PhilYarrowActor·
Huge thanks to the diamond at @Royal_Greenwich bin collection team who emptied our recycling bin this morning. I heard the van, realised I'd forgotten the bins and ran out in my dressing gown...to find the bin had already been sought out and emptied! Your effort is appreciated!
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Phil Yarrow@PhilYarrowActor·
Me: (Logs onto new device to send a quick email). OneDrive: OH, HEY! I SEE YOU'D LIKE TO UPLOAD EVERY PHOTO YOU'VE EVER TAKEN SINCE 2019!?! Me: No thanks, OneDrive, I just want to send a quick email. OneDrive: I'M SORRY, YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH STORAGE! NOTHING WORKS NOW! BYE!!!
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Phil Yarrow@PhilYarrowActor·
Scrolled past this on FB and thought he'd signed for #nufc!
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