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Am I the only non-Spurs pleased at the @SpursOfficial turnaround against Villa? I don't understand the hostility towards them. Dan L was a plum but we've got the Glazers!

@SolaTheAnalyst @samuelluckhurst I'd say Arsenal's punishment of playing 20 games more just to end up with same number of trophies as Utd is worse.

@samuelluckhurst That’s a fair punishment for playing just 40 games all season, no?

Bad enough #mufc were given another Monday game but inexcusable when there isn’t a single Premier League game today. Sunday slot and good weather wasted. Tomorrow United’s sixth Monday night game of the season - as many as they had in previous five seasons.

@LFC 2-0 down on the night. 4-0 on aggregate. Atrocious weather to contend with. Did you see the fans leaving in their droves? No, because LFC has proper fans who support the team to the end (unlike North London clubs). This is from a Man Utd fan!

@AlexLeTissier A LeTissier calls conspiracy. Shocking

I am not shocked nor surprised about this Scott Mills drama that’s all imma be saying.

@campervanwoman He's gay you plonker

I don’t know what Scott Mills has been up to but I think we can all hazard a guess. You’d think the BBC might think of employing more women to minimise their risk of this sort of shit. No stories about Liza Tarbuck touching up staff and guests are there? theguardian.com/media/2026/mar…

@UtdForever7 I think we should look at Brian Brobbey. To be honest, he's a player I thought Mbeumo would be. Strong on the ball, brilliant at shielding and a real pain in the arse to central defenders

@UtdForever7 @FA_PGMOL Fucking robbed

🚨How is Maguire’s foul given but NOTHING on Amad?? Same situation, completely different decisions — absolute joke. We’ve been robbed here. @FA_PGMOL — This is a JOKE!! #MUFC x.com/UnitedVids07/s…

@centregoals Jesus, who was the guy brave enough to fly kick Hulk?! 😮

🚨🚨| WAR breaks out between the players of Cruzeiro and Atletico Mineiro today. 😱🇧🇷 x.com/gols000000/sta…

@UtdPride I just don't rate Mbeumo as highly. His control and positioning need massively improving

I prefered Bryan Mbeumo as a player and wanted Manchester to sign him, but whenever I ask football fans who they prefer, they always says Matheus Cunha. Now I understand why.

@LifedentalEmin @NoContextBrits Woooosh

@NoContextBrits You British gave those places their names in America.

Not falling for this…

@WilliamHill @StatmanDave Sorry but the biggest miss was his against Bournemouth. I love the guy but he needs to relax in front of goal and not track and smash it into next week

"United's right-hand side has gone and United are going to struggle." @StatmanDave thinks that Manchester United are the Premier League's biggest losers at this years AFCON. Which player going to AFCON will be the biggest miss for their club?

@Prussian777 @uniquesingh__ @indykaila @LFC Christ. It must be serious. I liked the post and I'm a Utd fan!

@uniquesingh__ @indykaila @LFC Disrespected how? 😂 He’s on a huge salary and hasn’t really turned up this season, refuses to do any defensive work to maybe make up for the lack of attacking output and has essentially said he should be playing regardless to his form - not a good look and seems a bit selfish.

Exclusive 💣 Mo Salah has not only contacted Jordan Henderson. We understand he has contacted more than one ex-player to seek advice on his next steps in his fallout with @LFC officials.

@ThoughtsOddball @NoContextBrits Lego or a Lego brick (a singular piece of Lego)

@NoContextBrits Have ya stepped on a Lego? Have you? Are you sure there's a pain difference between this and a Lego? Cuz I think both are worthy of a full outburst of every curse word you know and some you make up on the spot.

@jadonbag @DisTurB____ Us Man U fans. Hold my beer.

@DisTurB____ What’s funny is that when we lose, we’ll be the first to cook our players more than other fans could, so you basically can’t hurt us 🤣😂

you can lose to any club in the world but don’t lose to chelsea

@ChesterFC Good luck, Blue Boys. Do us proud tomorrow from a Chester exile. ❤️

@ManUtd and Ruben have this all figured out. We're going concentrate on the FA Cup and a top 14 finish. We don't want the distraction of the league cup as well. Smart thinking.

@noiser_podcasts - you docs are absolutely wonderful. I discovered you on @BBCSounds about six months ago and I'm hooked. ❤️❤️❤️ One tiny thing. Pronunciation can be a bit American and history buffs die a little when you refer to them as World Wars One and Two.

@barneyronay As always, a deliciously entertaining chocolate torte, impregnated with glass shards of reality. You cut this United fan to the quick. However, I would like us to fail; even if it's administration. Cancer treatment is horrific and invasive, not a bath, and good night's sleep!

Man Utd, Spurs, bad bad teams, good bad teams and the scales of cosmic justice theguardian.com/football/2025/…

@reds_01S @Manutd_addicts @ManUtd Rent free. Stick to your dippers accounts.

@Manutd_addicts If Liverpool had not kicked a ball since 2 December 2024, they’ll still have more points than @ManUtd today after match week number 33 😭😭😭😭

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United agree personal terms with Cunha , 5 year contract £180k a week. #MUFC

@markgoldbridge Too selfish and ill-disciplined. Where are our scouts. Why can't we find the rough diamonds rather than spending 10s of millions. Perhaps we should be investing in a network that can actually fucking scout!

Please be true