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Philip Simpson
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The most Midwestern thing about me is brewing crabapple cider. This is from last summer and its pretty good.
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Saying no gifts is fine. A one year old doesn't really need gifts. And we had friends who did a books only birthday, and that's not too tacky. Yes, you're going to end up with 7 copies of 'Goodnight moon' but, there's always re-gifting I guess.
Philip Simpson@PhilipATSimpson
I mean, if auntie gives you a cute outfit and it its polyester, just say thank you and send her a picture of him wearing it. You dont have to be a giant weirdo about it.
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I mean, if auntie gives you a cute outfit and it its polyester, just say thank you and send her a picture of him wearing it. You dont have to be a giant weirdo about it.
Philip Simpson@PhilipATSimpson
Ngl, even though they're trying to be tactful this still rubs me the wrong way. But Im also fortunate to have both parents and in-laws that are conscious about not getting our kids a lot of stuff and getting things that are aligned with our values.
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Ngl, even though they're trying to be tactful this still rubs me the wrong way.
But Im also fortunate to have both parents and in-laws that are conscious about not getting our kids a lot of stuff and getting things that are aligned with our values.
🍃@cardamomkiss
We sent this message to family ahead of our son's first birthday party and it was well received if any of you are extremely particular In the same way I am
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If my son has a cut or something and my wife asks him what happened, he will give some story about when he was in the army and fought an Indian with a knife, for example. He’s 3.
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@drantbradley Wow. I just did. What an incredibly irresponsible take.
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I’ve heard people say that it’s bad that young adults are not drinking. Late 19-year-old University of Michigan student Lucas Mattson was drunk when he passed out and froze to death in frigid January temperatures, a Michigan Medicine autopsy report on March 17 confirmed.
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@wrowclif @brittilina They're letting babies be nurses now?!
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Wouldn't it be funny if the generation raised with AI was convinced by AI the reject AI?
ZILLA@zillaah707
Just got scolded by Gen Z kid at work because I used chatGPT to look up something. “Do you know how much water AI uses? Don’t use AI!”
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@HilaireNereus How can we trust the reasoning of guys who developed hearing 440hz? They probably even experienced it in the womb. It explains why they're always fighting.
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Does JD Hall really think that if he just keeps talking confidently as he feigns to be the smartest guy in the room, people will actually fall for his BS?
Joel retweeting this as if it vindicates his moronic claim is laughable
Doubling down on stupid is a terrible strategy
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I'm Amillenial — and the way Tucker refers to Dispensationalists, makes me want to be a Dispensationalist.
Hans Fiene 🦬@HansFiene
Two things I think about dispensationalism: 1. It is wrong. 2. It has become a boogeyman for the Carlsonites in an "everything in the middle east I don't like is dispensationalism" kind of way
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@DPGBehler There's good evidence that they already are... some of the mechanisms might be a little different.
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We’ve heard a lot about “Soros-funded” groups in the Left the past couple decades.
How long till we’re talking about the same money stream is going to the Woke Right?
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@AmiEverAfter Yes. I grew up in it too. Some in ATI, and some just very strongly ATI-adjacent. The worst part is we are only hearing about this because the Duggars are famous. There are so many cases that no one knows about.
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I wish I hadn’t emphasized girls here. Children in general are extremely vulnerable under this ideology and my heart goes out to any man impacted as a boy.
(I said this as a comment, but I don’t want this message to get lost. It’s important to me.)
Amitryptyling@AmiEverAfter
I was born into the same religious cult the Duggars align with (IBLP). Thankfully, my parents eventually left. I typed up a novel, but it made me sick rereading it so I deleted. I can’t speak for their individual home, but the IBLP culture leaves children, especially girls, extremely vulnerable to abuse. May justice be served to the fullest extent of the law should those accused be found guilty.
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@ItsMeElisaLou Just have him reverse them tomorrow and he'll be fine. 😆
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@cljack You know, I thought I heard the old man say
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Making my kids sing a sea shanty so they can effectively row together
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@JoelWebbon Jesus sat at whole lot more tables than he flipped.
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This is not the time to sit at tables.
This is the time to flip them.
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@HilaireNereus Reason 1) my wife already tells me how to vote why should she get two votes?
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Joel Webbons "Studios" will be publishing Dale Partridge's book on repealing the 19th Amendment
Two Suggestions for NXR
1. Working title suggestion "19 Reasons to Repeal the 19th Amendment: Like My Marriage, It's Not Ideal"
2. Invest in good plagiarism detection software
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@PhilipATSimpson Sheet metal workers and electricians have top tier gossip and I refuse to believe anyone with a podcast can top them.
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