The Taciturn

@vanguardngrnews Trotting out a new recruit

2Baba says Nigeria currently better off than years ago vanguardngr.com/2026/04/middle…

@Polit1cswithM @TheProductstein @HarmlessHQ @TruthBomb50 That vomit? Seems to be a European specialty. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@PhilipAdanu @TheProductstein @HarmlessHQ @TruthBomb50 It's only Rutte. Just one wants Trump as daddy. The rest no. Trump is like a vomit 😂

Trump is a badass dealer. He started war with Iran. Iran blocked Strait of Hormuz and stopped the sale of oil to Europe. UK is affected. And UK didn't join Trump when Trump asked for their help. Now, UK is suffering shortfall in oil supply. And Trump is telling them to buy from him or go and open the Strait of Hormuz by themselves. Either way, Trump wins.

@GazetteNGR Pro-active? Same old story. Motion without movement

I briefed Tinubu on our proactive efforts after many were killed in Palm Sunday attack: Mutfwang gazettengr.com/i-briefed-tinu…

@NTANewsNow 🥱

President Bola Tinubu approves new measures expected to yield better results in addressing the perennial crises in parts of Plateau state.

@TheBabylonBee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rat Colony Beneath D.C. Disgusted To Find City Infested With Politicians buff.ly/AE2UONt

@InsideLucysHead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A Lesson in History... The King wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster for the forecast for the next few hours. The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain. So the King and the Queen went fishing. On the way, they met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and the King asked the man if the fish were biting. The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace! In just a short time, I expect a huge rainstorm." The King replied, "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him." So the King continued on his way. However, in a short time, torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked. Furious, the King returned to the palace and gave the order to behead the meteorologist. Then he summoned the fisherman and offered him the prestigious position of royal forecaster. The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain." So the King hired the donkey. And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential positions of government...

@Polit1cswithM @TheProductstein @HarmlessHQ @TruthBomb50 Poor Europeans, always needing a daddy🤣🤣🤣🤣

@PhilipAdanu @TheProductstein @HarmlessHQ @TruthBomb50 Poor Americans. They know nothing 😂

@Benking443 Nigeria stopped having a legislative arm of government when the tag team of Tinubu and Akpabio came on board. What we have is a body of yesmen (bar an insignificant few) and rubber stamps. Gone were the days of robust legislation

No serious legislature anywhere in the world approves a $6 billion loan in under four hours. Not even during a crisis or emergency. This is rubber-stamping at industrial speed.

@Polit1cswithM @TheProductstein @HarmlessHQ @TruthBomb50 Europeans have no sense of history, that's why islamists are overrunning Europe with grooming gangs, arsonists and stabbers

@PhilipAdanu @TheProductstein @HarmlessHQ @TruthBomb50 US was attacked and had entered the war on its own. Poor Americans, poor comprehension, poor knowledge about history.

@DefiantLs Sorry, what is the name of the creature that said this?

Nancy Pelosi: Hillary Clinton was "more qualified than her husband, more qualified than George W. Bush, more qualified than Barack Obama." "Certainly more qualified than the creature that is there now!"

Through the collective strength and resiliency, I wish the global Jewish community a happy and restful Passover. After the Tree of Life massacre, through 10/07, Epic Fury and Roaring Lion—my vote and voice will always stand on your side.

Zidane is still in prison for defending his Christian community against Islamic terrorists and he’s been sentenced to death. Self-defense is not a crime.. @RepRileyMoore please we need your help here Free Zidane now !!!!

@officialABAT Political pressure is telling. This should have been your focus since Monday

I have postponed my trip to Iperu, Ogun State. My first duty at this moment is to stand with the people of Plateau. I will be in Jos to commiserate with families who have lost loved ones and to reaffirm that those who seek to spread fear will not prevail. We will continue to strengthen our security response and ensure that justice is done. From Plateau, I will proceed to Lagos to observe Good Friday, and then continue with scheduled engagements in Ogun, Lagos, and Bayelsa focused on infrastructure, trade, and economic growth. In moments of grief, we must stand together. In moments of progress, we must keep building. The work continues. Nigeria First. Bola Ahmed Tinubu President

@channelstv They had twelve years and they bungled it badly. APC is a cancer in the tissue of Nigeria

VIDEO: Give APC Opportunity To Do Better, Party Chieftain Begs Nigerians channelstv.com/2026/04/01/vid…

@CrownprinceCom2 The Josiah has become the Mahmood 2.0. He wants to begin the rigging before the first vote is cast.

INEC Withdraws Recognition of ADC Faction Led by David Mark. What can you say about this?

@RealQueenBee__ Cowards. They can't handle the assignment of doing what is right by Nigerians, but they can continue to "pour sand in their gsrri". They can only play dirty but lack the ability to govern

We will put sand inside their garri, that's exactly what we are doing. We are not disrupting the ADC, we're putting sand in their Garri. -Adamu Aliyu, APC Chieftain

@channelstv One of the paid pipers of APC masquerading as an "expert".

Tinubu’s $6.9bn Loan Is A Means For Poverty Alleviation, Says Economist The National Assembly on Tuesday approved President Tinubu’s request for a $6.9bn foreign loan facility, with a key provision mandating that 40 per cent of the funds be channelled towards capital projects in the 2025/2026 budgets. channelstv.com/2026/04/01/tin…

@MOSSADil @CatShoshanna I thought "Palestine" was purportedly a "sovereign" nation? Why the interference in another nation's internal affairs? Doesn't international law apply here? Or is Gaza part of the sovereign state of Israel

🚨 GAZA PROTESTS ISRAEL’S DEATH PENALTY LAW Crowds gathered in Gaza’s Bureij camp protesting Israel’s newly approved law allowing the execution of convicted terrorists. Protesters called the law a “red line” and warned of escalation if prisoners are harmed. They carried photos of prisoners and demanded international intervention.

@TheProductstein @HarmlessHQ @Polit1cswithM @TruthBomb50 Before the alliance, they needed the US during WW2.

@PhilipAdanu @HarmlessHQ @Polit1cswithM @TruthBomb50 That's defence Alliance. Is US under attack ? You didn't consult EU and started a war you can't finish. Unlike the US, Europe has never activated NATO for its own defense. NEVER. But has participated in three American-led wars in the Middle East.

@CrownprinceCom2 The Iran war has been on since May 29th 2023

Tinubu Blames Lack Of Electricity, High Transport Fares On Iran-Us war. Can you reply to him with a word?