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Mark
Mark@AgingRanchHand·
When I'm at a movie theater on a weekday: Who the hell are these people going to the movies on a weekday
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Adam Conover
Adam Conover@adamconover·
I don't recall any previous transformative technologies having to be sold so desperately. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"
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Rushi
Rushi@rushicrypto·
I don't know that words will ever be able to adequately express how insane it feels to sit at a desk and respond to trivial emails while the President of the United States threatens to destroy an entire civilization.
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Hadas Weiss
Hadas Weiss@weiss_hadas·
i refuse to work until every last kitkat is returned
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Spongebob SquareAss
Spongebob SquareAss@thereisnojayjay·
I’m confident that if Reacher beat up a guy, he deserved it. Case closed.
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Jay Black
Jay Black@jayblackisfunny·
A collection of the dumbest dudes you knew from high school felt emasculated when a black man got elected president, so, to compensate, we now have a semi-sentient pig’s stomach in a red hat starting an illegal war to distract the country from all the sex crimes he committed.
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Philip@PhilipPhilbilly·
@Tjonesonthenba Did the nba doctors show up after to verify Luka’s poor team chemistry?
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Philip@PhilipPhilbilly·
@KyrieIrving Hey Kyrie, i tore my ACL the day before you did. Gotta tell the doc which tendon to use this week, did you go patellar tendon or hammy? Prayers and love ❤️🫡
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We're just normal men
We're just normal men@wejustnormalmen·
We're just innocent men
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JP
JP@jpbrammer·
if someone spoke like this while interviewing for a job at Applebee’s the police would be called
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Jack Eason
Jack Eason@realJackEason·
Truly a testament to how ruinous, vacuous, and utterly nihilistic US politics are, that the prospect of Kamala Harris becoming president, a person I don't like or admire or agree with, still stokes some tiny glimmer of hope in me. There's Saw movies with more hope in their hearts
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Zack Bornstein
Zack Bornstein@ZackBornstein·
not to be controversial but personally i think we should have more options than a gently alive corpse and the dumbest Hitler of all time
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Dr Sean Travers
Dr Sean Travers@seanjetravers·
Seconds after the card game rules are explained
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Joe Biden
Joe Biden@JoeBiden·
Just like we drew it up.
Joe Biden tweet media
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We're just normal men
We're just normal men@wejustnormalmen·
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🪶Cuchillo Lope🪶
🪶Cuchillo Lope🪶@HosteenCholo·
Adding to the 30 Rock joke train: “That’s not that much cheese” just tickles me.
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We're just normal men
We're just normal men@wejustnormalmen·
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