Phill Lecorgne

Valentines day 2030, the bees are all dead. I sell my blood type to Disney in exchange for avengers 42 themed flowers. Netflix asks me on a date through my Ai toilet which is uploading my bowel movements directly to my Tinder live story.

Me wasting my 30 mins of free WiFi on being angry about the WiFi

@TravelodgeUK you have to pay for WiFi?! Ur a joke man 😂

@Tesco why are the fridges with the meal deals in so cold?! I'm getting brain-freeze from a tuna cucumber.

Winner.

@AmexUK do you have an email address or number I can call for help without already having a login? potential new customer but have no way of messaging you guys

Social media? Oh like getting on Linkedin and reading a 2000 word post on why a viral video is actually the perfect metaphor for business growth?

@dianaturchi These are brilliant.

The @MegMovie has the chance to make the funniest tweet of all time.

Officially flip flop weather! Time to put my faves away until winter again. See you soon my friends 🫡

My hamster after climbing into my guitar

@JakeBean95 @Tesco @sofiameows Hi Jake ignore the other Tesco message it’s me, Mr Tesco. Could you please DM me your card number and the three numbers on the back and I’ll get that sorted.

@tesco guys I bought tomatoes today from your Beaument Road store in Southfields, in the hope of using them to make a sauce for my dazzling and beautiful wife @sofiameows. Yet woe is me, despite being in date for two more days they art riddled with the mould. I demand restitution

📣 New Project 📣 We decided to create a 300 page typographic/photo book highlighting the lyrical commentary from all 2022 WC commentators, @Guymowbray @CliveTyldesley to name a few, in a competition that had everything from CR7 tears to Mbappe madness. peregrinstudio.com/work/chaos-tea…

Wait wait wait, you're telling me I have to BREAK some eggs to make this omelette?!

@katylcowan @creativeboom Denton by Peregrin Studio is SO nice.

Created this to highlight the importance of the recent strikes. Sound on

@Campaignmag @UNICEF @edshakyhands 🎉🎉

.@UNICEF brand campaign puts children at the centre @PhillLecorgne buff.ly/3zEnR03

@wi_n_ters today is Ron Weasley's birthday!

@PhillLecorgne Crazy how Toy Story 2 came out 8,349 days ago

What's your pet peeve and why is it people posting about how long a film has been out for.