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@jayhaykid All that money they stole from him and she couldn't get an appointment at Sephora to learn how to do her eyeliner.

I would sue my parents for emotional distress if they looked at me like this. Forget the finances. Nightmare stuff. I stand with Alec Bohm.

Can we just get Tiger Woods a chauffeur already?

@txsalth2o Unless a cpap is an option and he's willing to go that route, separate bedrooms for sleeping. Married couples don't talk about it, but it's pretty common at a certain point in life for this exact reason.

Anyone have a magic hack to stop snoring? My husband does noes strips & mouth tape, we have white noise but still- he wakes me up, I shove ear plugs in, can still hear him & I start thinking about the all the other things I can do with the pillow…

@musings_blonde My youngest tended to stomach issues.

@PhillyLifer That’s a good tip

Are y’all going to block me if I admit my 6.5-year-old has never thrown up? Now that I’ve typed this, I assume this tweet will age poorly.

@mccrystal_alex Kimbrel 2.0 I hate it.

I already want Backhus out of the city

@1ssve In the 3rd and final interview which included the person who would be my supervisor. Played along until it was over. Left the zoom, went to the company's website, and withdrew my application.

Have you ever been to a job interview and while you are being interviewed you decide you no longer want the job?

@Devan_Kaney Also no fun when they don't show the spiders on tv.

Durans entrance does not hit the same when the sun is still out

@shadybiev We call him "Pete from Accounting" at our house. Looking like he's been sitting at a keyboard for the last 20 years.

Doing all this to strike out on 3 pitches Sit down fat ass

@GodlyAction "Christians" who convert to Islam never knew Jesus in the first place. No one who truly knows Him leaves the Good Shepherd. His sheep know His voice and will follow no other.

Christians who convert to Islam will lose their salvation.

@DerrickEvans4WV You'd fit right in here in Philly. Come on up and visit! Philly drivers pulling up next to you to see if you look as stupid as you drive. ⬇️

I get so annoyed by people who just sit there when the light turns green. Sit there for 3-4 seconds then instead of giving it gas, just let off the break and barely move for the next 100 feet. When the light turns green….. GO

The #NCIS 500th is a perfect example of why the show has endured even through multiple cast changes and over many years. Characters that we care about and stunning plot twists.

@hageman337 Well, I'm not going to spoil it, lol! Can't help what others say.

@PhillyLifer It's probably too late for that, now.

Trying to comment without wrecking it for the West Coast. #NCIS

The ending montage was *chef's kiss*. Tony, Ziva, Jackie, Ducky, Gibbs. Everyone was included. #NCIS

Appreciated the cameo by young Ducky. #NCIS

End of an era. Well done, #NCIS

@Notwokenow Their chocolate is terrible quality and the Creme Eggs are positively foul. I can't say I'll boycott when they haven't gotten any of my money in years.

Cadbury has changed Easter to “This Season.” But they’re still profiting from selling Easter Eggs. Christianity is not shameful. It is not offensive. Not another dime should be spent on Cadbury products by any Christian. Anywhere. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

@JohnCleese Everyone's mad that you didn't recognize the sarcasm. I'm over here wondering when you got red-pilled.

Does this silly little man not understand that Islam is a very aggressive belief system, threatening death to anyone who does not convert to Islam The Buddhists, the Taoists, the Scottish Presbyterians, the Hindus and the Sikhs and the Confucians and the Catholics don't go around shouting about beheading people they disagree with Is this too much for your tiny little brain to take in ? Oh. The doorbell rang. The police I assume...

@vbspurs And they're all in Amish country, lol!

@PhillyLifer How can you NOT love Pennsylvania? They don't call it the Keystone State for nothing!

There isn't a town called Blue Ball, IS THERE?!?