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@Geniustechw I'd of snapped the pit bull in half.

🚨Dog park turns into total chaos: leashed pit bull attacks off-leash dog, owners go nuclear yelling about leashes. Rule: Leash up for safety… or let 'em run free like it's designed for? Where do you stand?

@F_Sxvv @bet365 @bet365help They will probably put him out for 1 play so that bookies don't have to void all the bets. If he plays one more drive and says nah it hurts too much then no voiding. If he stays out most likely all bets voided

@bet365 @bet365help will bet builders on the Lions Packers game be voided and refunded if they include Amon Ra St Brown because he went down in the 1st?

@WhyNotDeuce You and me both....

cmon Sam Laporta need a td

@SportsDirectUK Have done.

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@WizzyGcc @worthingcc @gradecricketer @FarziCricketer @GemsOfCricket @HTCC_Official Thats an unreal Caught and "Balled"

Wolfram Finger aka Wolfie will be struggling with No Balls going forward @worthingcc. @gradecricketer @FarziCricketer @GemsOfCricket @HTCC_Official

@chet_ag Absolute scenes. Id of done the same thing, "been here all day mate mines a XL"

Only Test Cricket can give us delightful little moments, like this one with the red shirt guy. Glad he got a free t shirt to cover up😅😅

@erinhunt_15 @Joey7Barton Youve had a mare here. No way on earth more people know who Chloe Kelly is over JB. I literally only heard of her once she missed the penalty against sweden & blagged a follow up before then nudda.

@Joey7Barton The fact that no one had heard of you until you posted pure hateful waffle on Twitter and yet the whole of the country knows who Chloe Kelly is speaks volumes, can tell your just jealous your career never took off pal

Bollocks !

@Joey7Barton Absolutely embarrassing that. How are they professionals.

Worse pens ever! Don’t ask for equal pay. Youse are crap at footy. 🐕💨

@rickygervais just doing the evening scroll and found the below on my travels. Even when someone is slating you it's made me laugh. What's the strangest thing you've been compared to?

@harrymags Fucking shit Paramedics. Crush syndrome thingy is real. I'd of saved Martin's life. Tourniquet both legs and chop them off. You're welcome.

@bbceastenders wankers.

@kanyewest What you been up to you cunt?

@richardson24tom Curtis Jones has yellow Noodles on his head.

Hiya @saquon I understand @TheTrinity_Fatu is after her finishing move back! Unreal stuff! #FlyEaglesFly #RearView youtu.be/LkJrgRKvsOk?si…

@19problemz I've been offered Ladd McConkey for you in a double trade with an upgrade to back up QB. Should I accept?

@_DaltonKincaid to the waivers you go.

@MarvHarrisonJr to the Waiver with you.

What's worse, the @Panthers or the @NFL App?

@Marcus60s70s80s @PictureSporting @tfhooker Strategic positioning and the plastic studs are always the order of the day. We are a friendly Sunday side, our opposition love playing at our ground so we play very few away fixtures.

@Philty27 @PictureSporting @tfhooker Fascinating - in all my years of club cricket, often friendlies at a low standard, I have never experienced this. I guess trainers are the order of the day for non-bowling fielders

Out with the drone at the weekend. This is my local club, Shamley Green, at the foot of the Surrey Hills. The club dates back to 1840. The two 'square' boundaries incorporate small roads. The white building at the far end is the Red Lion where you can sit and watch with a pint

@Marcus60s70s80s @PictureSporting @tfhooker That's roughly our boundary.

@PictureSporting @tfhooker This I have to see 😂