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Don't obsess over politics. Focus on prayer and staying out of sin. This will matter much more in your last moments.

@CountDankulaTV This Dude is Theeee Boss

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@JG3_____ Stop

You’re Crazy (& Wrong), If You Think Anyone Deserves The Cuse Job More Then Gmac. Did What He Said He Was Gonna Do, & Put Up A Great Fight On The Biggest Stage! For Those Who Don’t Want “Another Cuse Guy” Don’t Realize The Uniqueness Of It. Part Of What Makes Cuse, Cuse! 🍊💙🧡

@UndertakerBlkOp @JefePil Snore

@JefePil Put some respect on the SB MVP who whopped the Giants ass in SB35

stop it

@Mr_Detroit_Lion @JefePil LT admit it

@JefePil One was an actual LB ( Ray Lewis) the other was a RushBacker (LT) Both are the best at their respective positions (MLB) for Lewis & (Rushbacker) for LT.

@Exploringoptio2 @JefePil Sizzle😳

@JefePil LT never killed someone

@JefePil For real, stop LT was the greatest football player in the history of the game

@TorreySmithWR sniff

@SeizeTheNae 3.8

On a scale of 1-10, how funny is Key & Peele?

@DraftersFantasy Yeah your direct messaging doesn't work like I told you

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@DraftersFantasy please refund me the money in my account close my account. I called your advice That just gave me the Google page You sure take my money for each contest but you don't let me draft, I know you have a minimum you're going to have to forgo that give me my money

@consequence Fuck them stale ass fake Irish clueless cop hating idiots.

Dropkick Murphys frontman Ken Casey visited the memorial honoring Alex Pretti. The band also performed a free, acoustic concert in Minneapolis celebrating the lives of Pretti, Renée Good, and entire Twin Cities community. "We are so proud of how Minnesota stood up and met this moment and we are so sad for the community and for the Pretti and Good families for what they’ve gone through, so it is an honor to come down and be able to play some music for the people and let them know we stand in solidarity with them," Casey said in a statement. 🎥: Save America Movement and Valor Media

@BreeSolstad Pray for them from afar, nonetheless, there is nothing to Fear

There is a witches convention coming to town and there’s an internal debate amongst a group at my Church. Half of us want to go the convention to pray outside it with Rosary prayers & hymns. The other half are fearful & say it could put us in spiritual danger. What do you say?

@SamanthaTaghoy He's a Demon Beware

Dear Zohran, St Patrick’s Day is about Ireland. Irish history. Irish culture. Irish people. ONLY IRELAND. It is not about Palestine. And it’s an insult to the Irish to hijack their sacred day with your Middle East political agenda. Not everything is about you.

US Army(troops) were seen displaying a US flag with a Nicki Minaj picture, chanting “USA,” with some shouting “Viva Nicki.”

Would be a shame if everybody on 𝕏 saw Chuck Schumer pushing for Voter ID’s. Imagine that "Let's admit the truth, one way to prove you're a bona fide person is to ASK for a Driver’s License and social security card” I AGREE WITH CHUCK

@LangmanVince Smartest guy in Washington

What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see this guy 👇

@chefsevenn Maple syrup

Ketchup isn’t an option, what are you putting on your eggs?

@KristanHawkins @MarquetteU

🚨BREAKING: A Catholic church at @MarquetteU has been vandalized. Suspect is reportedly in custody. This is becoming a pattern. Week after week, churches, especially Catholic churches, are targeted. Evil hates what is good, true, and holy.

After last nights and the constant doxxing attempts and threats from people who want to attack me largely due to politicians and leftist hate filled rhetoric as I expose billion dollar fraud schemes stealing from taxpayers I’ve decided it’s time to raise money for security cost once again unfortunately You can donate here: blacklineguardianfund.com If you cannot donate no pressure whatsoever, please like and share this so it can get in the eyes of those that can. God bless, Nick