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Let me try to explain what's wrong with the new wave of deployment of Russian troops in Belarus and why the threat of a new attack on Kyiv from the north is a bluff. A🧵 1/

looks like i fucked up yet another date.. but when you get a phone call from "The Demented Dr. Pussy" you absulutely must answer it

A Socceroos game is a footballing equivalent of fast food. You’re desperate for it beforehand but afterwards is full of disappointment, nausea and self hatred. #AUSvVIE

After my son stumbled over my account and for some reason appreciated my puerile attempts at humour, this account is back from the dead. Twitter standards will drop as low as my IQ.

@_Bato_ @SydneyFC @SFC_Stats @ManlyUnited Didn’t Robbie Slater come on for Manly towards the end of the game. He had an attempt at goal and launched the ball over towards Long Reef Beach. How we laughed.

@SydneyFC @SFC_Stats @ManlyUnited I was there that game!! Stood between the dugouts on the far side of the pitch. Favourite Littbarski comment "Das ist scheisse!" when a pass went astray 😂😂

👀 Take a trip down memory lane and re-read the match report from our first ever game as a club, against Thursday night's opponents @ManlyUnited back in 2005 - bit.ly/2Nlk2Fk #SydneyIsSkyBlue #ComeWithUs

@BrashsAustralia AltaVista!

We’d love to know more about the web surfing habits of our customers! What is your favourite search engine?

@BillIrving76 Sorry to hear it buddy. Hang in there mate.

@Hillstar8 @dkfcdotnet Don’t worry Hilly. We voters in Warringah are dealing with it. Even if it means voting for a toffee nosed Mosmanite who has spent her life swanning about on ski slopes and Queenswood school for girls. Still better than Tony.

"This is shameless but unsurprising from a man who called on the Liberals to support an emission trading scheme early in 2009, then changed his mind and used the issue to replace Turnbull... It has always been about leadership. It has always been personal. " #auspol

@official_lesdog In addition to it. B Line buses are bright yellow double deckers with their own stops. There’s one at Warringah Mall.

@official_lesdog The B Line limited stop bus route from Wynyard has vastly improved things.

Jesus wept. You can always rely on the Coasties to discover new and unique ways to lose a game. #WELvCCM

Trump boarding Air Force Two with toilet paper stuck to his shoe. I guess the paper is attracted to shit.

@Hillstar8 It was indeed Packer.

@KevinAirs I guess that Christian Horner, “2019 will be a transition year” comment brought things to a head.

@covereddit23 Byun and his winning penalty.

Who’s the first player that comes to mind when you see this kit?

@KindaLeon @official_lesdog TWGF was a bloodbath. r/Aleague is blissful summer picnic next to an untouched waterfall by comparison.

@official_lesdog Amazingly it is. As far from TWGF as you could imagine.

@covereddit23 Alvin Ceccoli

Who is the most underrated Sydney FC player of all time? Hard mode: No foreign players.

@official_lesdog Yes. Unfortunately.

@The_Nighthawks You Kiwis are taking this Lord of the Rings thing too far. #Froday