Phuqr

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Phuqr

@Phuqrr

Katılım Aralık 2024

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k@bluehoodiebaby·1d

"unskilled labor," they say. well i'd like to see them make a latte snail.

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literal memes@LiteralMem3s·2d

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Phuqr@Phuqrr·1d

Damn the posts about the straight and israel disappeared. All replaced with AI slop and bs

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sliccmic 𖤐@sliccmic·2d

diva cup users be like yea no its great i just have to put my entire hand up my pussy twice a day

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emma@do_not_test_me·2d

i could look up the word “the” using gmail’s search function and it would gleefully tell me i have never sent or received an email containing that word in my entire life

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demi adejuyigbe@electrolemon·3d

just got an email saying my domino's pizza points are about to expire. i can't have one fucking thing in this fucking world

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Christin@hexprax·5d

Drink Sprite from the bottle cap of the Sprite bottle

James 𝕏ond@james_xond

People who grew up without smartphones: WHAT DID YOU DO WHEN YOU WERE BORED?

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chad@chasedbywasps·6d

just left a job interview where they told me the pay and I was like oh that's not going to work out for me and then they still wanted to ask me the questions

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Phuqr@Phuqrr·6d

Changed the card for autopay on my @amfam car policy, looks like that cost me another 10 dollar increase to my policy.

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Phuqr@Phuqrr·6d

Somehow the Republican party shooting themselves in the foot this November is going to kill the Democratic party licking their boots.

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Kil@ltkilroy06·7 Nis

So called 'socialist' yet I am shaking at a social event

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Grand DM@Grand_DM·7 Nis

This never gets old.

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Phuqr@Phuqrr·8 Nis

Good to see tumblr is selling my reblogs to twitter

🐮⚗️chickenrex@_chickenrex8

One of these days they got to make the wordle penis just to see what happens

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danny@dannethboi·7 Nis

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

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Goob@goobgleeb·4 Nis

"Only bring the bare necessities to this expedition" "What about my dog's giant gramophone?":

Art Encyclopedia@artenpedia

During an expedition of the South Pole, a dog enjoys the gramophone, 1911.

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Phuqr@Phuqrr·3 Nis

Look @Steam if you can't release the steam frame yet. Releasing the android version of steamos is ok.

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Phuqr@Phuqrr·3 Nis

Not true. He'll lower the defense bill from 1.5 trillion to 1.499 trillion.

MaceAhWindu 🇵🇸@MaceAhWindu

Hakeem Jeffries is gonna get a 75 seat majority and do absolutely nothing with it lol

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Phuqr@Phuqrr·3 Nis

Before the markets closed 😢

Brian’s Breaking News and Intel@intelFromBrian

On Friday alone, the US lost A-10 Warthog: $13.4m F-15e: $60m ($31m when produced in 98) Uh-60 Blackhawk: $17m That is approx $90m worth of plane equipment in just 18 hours

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Phuqr@Phuqrr·3 Nis

Kernel level access for everyone!

Tom's Hardware@tomshardware

Denuvo has been broken, company promises countermeasures against new DRM bypasses — zero-day game releases become norm as security concerns mount over hypervisor-based bypass tomshardware.com/video-games/pc…

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Aleksey The Great 🇷🇺🎖@aleksthgrt·3 Nis

I expect CENTCOM to issue a statement saying the downed US warplane crashed not because of Iran, but because a toaster on board short-circuited.

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@amfam @Steam @elonmusk @BarackObama @taylorswift13 @cristiano @BillGates @NASA