FrogLicks

私は金玉職人です。

生まれた頃からボッチなので友達渇望中だが、仲良くなりたい相手に鱗粉をぶっかけて狂竜症にしてしまう悲しきモンスター。はやく完全体になりたい。

Great Sword Mains if you don't look like this what are you doing!?

Menace to the red bandits #crimsondesert

oh yes... #ArknightsEndfield #エンドフィールド

Legendary Holy Blade by Nolan192

Crimson Desert Fun Fact: You can cook raw meat using sunlight reflections to grill it… and actually eat it 🤯

Hunter: *gathering items, not bothering anyone* The humble Rajang:

アブダクションされそうな牛の絵が描きたかった。

When you ask how a dragons dogma fan is doing, they'll just look at you like this:

They both have the same intelligent stats btw☝️🤓 TangTang | タンタン | 汤汤 Chen Qianyu | チェン・センユー | 陈千语 #ArknightsEndfield #EndfieldDoubleTrouble⁩

Opened a bag of cocoa loops... Got a chocolate stabber lmao @KelloggsUS #cereal

@kanez2874 @Hopebagels2 @malphier I swear having a blue checkmark must be a requirement to be this obtuse.

@Hopebagels2 @malphier SEVEN. HOURS. Read ffs.

I need to give props to the marketing team of Crimson Desert. They actually never really lied about the game and its features. Even the performance, which I was the most skeptical about, is actually fine. I swear, I was sure this game would run like absolute dog poop, but no. The optimization is actually fine. Could it be better? Sure, I could use some more frames, but it's fine. They told you what to expect from the game, and they delivered what they said they would. Which is even more baffling when you see so many people expecting things from the game that the devs never said it would have. And far worse, expecting things from the game that the devs actually told you it WOULD NOT have.

@unskilledtechs @derek_mafs @DatCybermil @GPrime85 Just say you can't read more than 2 sentences. It's okay bud.

@derek_mafs @DatCybermil @GPrime85 Combat was good, the world itself was pretty, but that’s where the praise of Elden Ring ends. Hollow game.

> Die in combat > Wake up in a fishing hamlet > Fight bandits > Go to town > Arm wrestle a rando > Give a coin to a beggar > Save a lady in a sewer > Rescue a cat from a roof > Sweep a chimney > Unlock a random door in a castle > This is the main quest > The only thing telling you to do this is your radar ...this is a 70 dollar game

@exotixmecury @crierlon @Pirat_Nation A Lil taste. The fist combat so good. The controls are definetly a bit janky at first, but definetly worth investing into getting used to.

Jason schreirer about Crimson Desert: “boring and soulless that I absolutely did not want to play anymore. Feels like a game designed for people who just want to Consume Content.”

@Zedchan6 Too bad I'm too retarded to breath

hehe

The trees are truly the ultimate enemy. What a blast. #crimsondesert

Cute wizard I painted🤓🪄

@crierlon @Pirat_Nation Eh fuck you buddy, I paid 70$ for this game, I better get 70$ worth of content.

@Pirat_Nation Soulless and boring is too harsh. The absurd amount of content is a good criticism. Games currently have way too much content. No game should take more than 30 hours on a bare minimum route.