𝗜𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝗮𝗿 𝗔𝗽𝗼𝗰𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗽𝘀𝗲🍸

About the same time you trade your 6-pack in for a beer-keg, you start dancing like your Dad. Some aspects of life really suck.

@atrupar In Nov 24, he tweeted "No more wars during my term. I'm going to stop wars". He also said, on several occasions when campaigning, that he would end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours. He was full of it then, and he still is now.

Trump: "Everyone was doing great. Oil prices were very low. You were buying oil for $2 and even less. Remember just a couple months ago you were at $2. I said, 'Congratulations. Now I'm gonna upset the apple cart for you because we have to take a little journey down to a beautiful country known as Iran."

@RobClarkTenor Until September, Rob. 🙂

*Sigh* Well folks, another hockey season over, this one way too soon. I just gotta say though, the love and support you’ve all shown me this past year has been humbling to say the least. Never have I felt so incredibly supported and grateful. Big love to you all 🧡💙🧡💙

@bagshaw2112 O levels

NEW DAILY QUIZ … Can you answer this … #dailyquiz #saturday

@JulioHashem Élite level trolling, sir. I salute you.

Ottawa eliminated Edmonton eliminated No more Canadian teams in the Stanley Cup Playoffs Still no Cup in Canada since 1990

@FAmmiranteTFJ Anybody who hasn't gone all the way to SCF themselves has the remotest idea of how hard that is. Not one of us.

People ripping on the Oilers for wasting Connor McDavid years. I mean, ya it's definitely disappointing. But it's not *that* bad. They went to the Cup Finals two years in a row. That's hard as hell. My point: Stop making it sounds like they're the Leafs.

@Acyn It is no surprise that the irony of his own statement eludes him. Trump is not a man who will ever be lost in thought: the interior of his skull is a barren wasteland.

Trump says anyone running for president should take a cognitive exam because you could end being stuck with a moron for years. “I mean, you get a guy who gets in there, he's got a good line of crap. He gets in and all of a sudden you're stuck with a man who's a moron”

@justfara "Toddler in Chief" 😁

But ​​I have MAD respect for him. Think about it: The dude comes over here under the guises of 'repairing or strengthening' the relationship between the US and UK. HIS REAL AGENDA? Going in front of Congress and telling them to get their heads out of their asses and start doing something about the Toddler in Chief. CHUCK GOT GAME. He's a legend.

@nielsonTSN1260 Lucky to make it to the post season at all this year: lack of consistency, esp in defence which haunted the group through the regular season carried over into the playoffs. Unsurprising it all came to a grinding halt in the first round.

Three Quick Thoughts.... 1. Team was stuck in regular season mode, never found the playoff intensity needed. 2. All-Time pathetic penalty kill sunk them, atrocious. 3. Weren't built for a deep run anyway but still disappointing. Also, shout out Podz What you got tonight?

@OilersJack @ExtraLars Is the 25/6 Oilers is a group that deserved to make the post season? Had the whole PACDIV not been so average they wouldn't. The disconnect between those on the bench & those coaching was palpable all year. Both 29 and 97 said as much: the group needs to buy into KK's system or..

Stories of the Oilers Season: Knoblauch completely implodes when given full control, Coffey comes back to help save the season but it’s too little too late. Stan Bowman and the Oilers still do not know how to evaluate, acquire and manage goalies. Critical problem. The Oilers stars have played way too much hockey the last three years (SCFs + Olympics) injuries and fatigue finally hit hard. Evan Bouchard is getting even better (Norris level season), Darnell Nurse is getting worse (7 goals for, 7 own goals). Big steps forward from rookies and young players is exciting. Savoie, Hutson, Howard, Samenski + Bowman’s work on the edges of the lineup is actually quite good. Dickinson, Kapanen, Murphy, Podkolzin + Two more years of a signed McDavid. Better make them count if you want more of them.

@em_Lazzy Vladimir Putin, who has always seen him as no more than a useful idiot.

Who can honestly claim, without hesitation, that they have never supported Donald Trump, even for a single moment?

Name a 90’s hockey player… I’ll start: Pavel Bure

@SportsnetSpec I know that the age of enforcers is long gone, but Kreider might have thought twice about a cheap shot into the numbers if there was a 240lb gorilla waiting in the wings to have a brief chat as a result.

It’s 2026 and this is still a good hit in the NHL. Doesn’t matter which team, what the score is, the penalty count, if he’s a star or a grinder. This is hockey’s worst hit, yet routinely goes unpunished.

@darrenpjones Oh, you mean MPs' salaries and expenses?

What is it that the Conservatives and Reform don’t like about a Labour government standing against unearned wealth? What is it they don't like about raising money for our state schools, our hospitals, our police, and to lift children out of poverty?

RIP Chris. Can scarcely believe it's been 44 years now.

@mark_slapinski Were it anyone but Trump, the notion would be emphatically incredible. But he has been creating an alternative reality on the world stage since before his inauguration, so I am might consider suspending my disbelief on this occasion.

Serious question Do people ACTUALLY THINK Donald Trump would fake an assassination just so he could justify building a ballroom And to distract away from the Epstein files?

@KayBurley @piersmorgan And there was me, thinking he had no concept of the power of silence.

I want to be @piersmorgan when I grow up

@chillibean2018 @almurray 😁

@almurray I bet his Psalms were sweating 😁

This is magnificent

@almurray @WeHaveWaysPod And the crew were trained with a cartoon manual.

OK so look it's obvious that saying anything about the Tiger tank is going to set off those people, but when you look at it - for all the "it's a harbinger of the future" stuff - it's a great big box, with another great big box on top of it and er that's it. @WeHaveWaysPod @ww2headquarters @james1940

@MikeRGlenn Holy smokes, folks. If this is what corporate life does to you, I'm glad I escaped a long time ago! 😉 😎

I was watching the James Bond movie, "You Only Live Twice," and noticed all the people working in Blofeld's volcano lair. I was wondering if the place had a cafeteria for the employees. What about all the jump suits? Who had the contract to supply them? Is there an HR Department?

@CoreyKramps @nielsonTSN1260 The twat clearly hadn't grasped that he was there to spectate, not participate. He should never be allowed to set foot inside Rogers Place again.

@nielsonTSN1260 Whoever threw those nachos after they tied it up and got the zone immediately after just blew away any momentum.

Three Quick Thoughts..... 1. Worst two game stretch I think we've ever seen from McDavid in the playoffs, especially considering the opposition. 2. The PP has been pathetic, did not expect that. 3. Wicked shot by Samanski, bright spot. What you got tonight?