Pilky

@TNuto03 @SwfcGurny that wont stop you from hearing it🤣

@SwfcGurny I’d rather spray bleach in my eyes than that be our permanent anthem

The worst bit of AI Slop I’ve ever seen. This might be worth -15 alone.

@rufc_news Brother, we just won today to finish on 0 points. We’ve been punished enough

Funny the EFL made Bury Luton Bournemouth Rotherham Bolton etc etc rot with points deductions, these get off free.

@SportingNest @The_Forty_Four @swfc Fuckin shite that, pal

@The_Forty_Four .@swfc are sticking with one of the old logos? They could use something new, like this:

Really like this from Sheffield Wednesday.. 🦉 They are letting season ticket holders vote for which badge they want to see the club use under new ownership. Which badge do you prefer? #SWFC

@TWFootball1867 @DJDirrtyDogg If you’ve blocked him, surely he won’t see this?

@DJDirrtyDogg Coward? Happy to meet up for a chat if you like.

@tobyasky He’s playing against champions league defenders like he’s a school year above 😂

You get to a level where this becomes a norm and nobody is even talking about it. Harry Kane’s standards are out of this world.

@TWFootball1867 @SouthStandPies South Stand Cream Pies

@SouthStandPies Mate, stop having a go at local journos who are salt of the earth people. You follow 4 accounts and one is porn. I'm a stats man, that's 25% Just do on twitter what you come to do and spare the rest of us

Articles like this make me wanna pull my hair out. It’s stating the absolute obvious - middle ground needs to be found. We all know that - it doesn’t need a whole article with ads.

@WhiteHouse @vittorioangelon

STRIKE. 💥🦅

@theScore Rudy Go Bare

@TheThinkingNote @Wrexham_AFC chatGPT - write me a post about our new signing, Bailey Cadamarteri

Welcome to Wrexham, Bailey Cadamarteri A powerful young forward with hunger, personality, and the kind of edge that fits perfectly with what this club is building. A fresh challenge for him, a smart addition for the squad, and a chance to make his mark in front of a passionate fanbase. Settle in, work hard, and write your chapter here, Bailey — Wrexham is ready for you. #TheThinkingNote #TTNArchive

Signing off the transfer window... Welcome to Wrexham, Bailey Cadamarteri 👊 🔴⚪ #WxmAFC

@WeahsCousin @CPFC looks like a Love Island Bombshell

He’s got one goal this season and he looks like he’s a PT at PureGym. Don’t be so stupid @CPFC

When I first glanced at this I thought it said “£45m plus £5m add-ons”

@AndrewRuscoe @ifan_tomos @CPDPorthmadogFC @FcTrearddur Thought you meant for the 1 guy. I’ve seen the standard, they shouldn’t be getting paid anything, although it was blowing a gale .

@Pilky310d @ifan_tomos @CPDPorthmadogFC @FcTrearddur That is what there playing budget is rumoured to be! So if that's what they are paying £3k a week at tier 3 for then there in the wrong sport

ABSOLUTELY DISTGUSTING FROM TREADDUR BAY TOM TAYLOR SHOULD GET BANNED FOR LIFE DISGRACE!! @CPDPorthmadogFC

@AndrewRuscoe @ifan_tomos @CPDPorthmadogFC @FcTrearddur 3k a week? Stop being a silly billy

@ifan_tomos @CPDPorthmadogFC What a little rat! @FcTrearddur is this what you're paying £3k a week for! Disgusting and proper scummy behaviour 😡

@ArfMeasures @marknelsoncomic @mikericecomedy

*takes bite of Pringle* yes *nods at date then waiter* we'll have the tube

@anon_opin I miss wordsoup @PhilMorton1989

I think swapping all their quiz machines - where, even if the odds were against you, it was possible to win with genuine knowledge and you could have fun playing with your mates - for gambling machines has contributed, at least a little bit, to the downturn in pubs' fortunes.

@iamtomskinner @_DHOTYA late entry surely

As most of you will have seen in the papers, I won’t be at the final of Strictly Come Dancing tonight. First thing I wanna say is this…. I spoke with my lovely dance partner, Amy Dowden to make sure she was okay with me not attending. She’s a good person and a good friend now, I’d never let her down. When I got given the opportunity to do Strictly back in April, I was buzzing. Not because I can dance…. I can’t. But because i really wanted to test myself and Learn something completely out of my comfort zone. On the night I left the show, I received an anonymous email claiming to be from a BBC exec with stats, saying I’d received far more votes than it appeared and it wasn’t right. I’ve since had the email independently verified. That same email mentioned the BBC was very angry an nervous simply because I had met JD Vance (USA VICE PRESIDENT). Let me be clear, I’m not a political bloke. Never have been. I just love my country and am patriotic. I’ve been made out by the press to be this political figure. If anyone was to get an opportunity like what I did, they would have taken it. I still think it is mad that a man like me who sells mattresses out of a van can call someone that senior in the world’s politics a friend now. I have asked to see the official voting figures to back up the ones I was sent in the email but was told they couldn’t be shown to me. And have never been shown in the history of the show. I have spoke about the email I had received to senior people and the BBC welfare team, who btw I genuinely respect. And they was the ones who advised me to get legal advice because of how unfair it all was. (This was not my idea) There were also smaller things that added to the feeling. Everyone received a welcome gift on the show….. skincare bits, face masks, that sort of thing. Mine was the only one that “Got Stolen” apparently. On its own, it’s nothing…. but added to everything else, it felt strange. I have been made out to be someone I actually am not simply because I took part in this show. The views were formed from media stories over the summer that simply wasn’t true or exaggerated. It ain’t fair what has happened to me and my family. I also want to say this carefully. After receiving this information and having it verified, a very senior BBC figure has since resigned. I’m not saying that had anything to do with me, but it did feel bizarre. Also the main hosts stepped down the following week. Again, I’m not saying it has anything to do with me. It’s just all very coincidental. I’m just being honest. I didn’t want any of this in the press either. A lot of what’s been written has been exaggerated or untrue about me and I’ve found it hard to take in over the past few months. This is my life, and it’s not nice what has been said about me if I’m honest. What I do find strange is that after a private Zoom call with BBC executives on Wednesday night about going forward, this was national news by Thursday morning. That tells me there’s been a leak. Because it ain’t come from me to be in the press. (It might be from the same person who sent me the email🤔) …..I didn’t want this to be national news, in fact I didn’t want any of this. But now I’m writing a statement so people know the truth as to why I’m not attending, I don’t want people thinking I am bitter when I ain’t. I don’t want more stories being wrote that ain’t true. I’m not kicking off for attention. I’m not saying I should’ve won either. I was rubbish at dancing😂 we all know that. But love me or hate me you do have to appreciate the massive following I have, I can’t even walk into the local Tesco without getting stopped for selfies. I just believe in fairness and respect. I wish every dancer tonight the very best. They’ve worked their socks off and they deserve their moment. As for me I’ve got fish to sell on my stall and a family I love more than anything. Thank you for the love as Always. Bosh❤️

@Markmoorhouse2 Wouldn’t recommend pulling off a Rottweiler

I’m under pressure to get my son this Rottweiler puppy it’s got to be a male puppy Ive got bang on £1K for one I’m not going any higher Hope i can pull it off for junior 🙏👍

@YesWeCrann we'll have him cheap then.

Surely Amorim can only have meant that Harry Amass is in a struggling team in the Championship, because there’s no way anybody can look at his performances for Sheffield Wednesday and think that he’s doing anything but excelling. Just ask any #SWFC fan.

@StoolGreenie Michael Jordan Walsh

What is happening 😭

@shawberryfields @AlanBiggs1 Don’t be thick, he means early goals as in we concede them every fuckin game

@AlanBiggs1 Early goals? They conceded one early goal Alan

Sheffield Wednesday verdict: It’s wrong to bear down on these players. They’ve been through so much. But I expected, as I’m sure they did, a much closer game. Main fault is regularly conceding soft early goals. On the back foot before they started. #SWFC

@asyouwereS6 @_lvkezx Agbonlahor had a good career after us

@_lvkezx McGoldrick and Afobe the only ones that spring to mind

#swfc anyone think of any for us🤣have to be just loanees though