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The most Australian video I've ever seen

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Sidney Crosby! 🤯 #LetsGoPens | @penguins | #Crosby

Johnny Gaudreau in 2016: “It was a regular Wednesday afternoon and my dad had called my mom at work. There was a lot of concern in his voice. ‘I just don’t think he has it. He’s not going make it as a hockey player. I don’t think he has it in him.’ My mom was silent on the other end of the line for a beat before responding. ‘Guy, he’s only three years old. Give it some time.’ I know the saying ‘I was born to become a hockey player’ is a little cliché, but I don’t know how else to put it. My dad owns a hockey rink and he was sharpening my first pair of skates while I was still in the womb. He tried to wait out my infancy, but it must have been frustrating for him. When I turned two, he started trying to teach me how to skate. It didn’t go so well, given that I was still getting a handle on walking. So there’d I’d be in the middle of the ice, floundering around, while I imagine my dad was off to the side, shaking his head. I guess he decided the reason I wasn’t doing double axels was because I needed motivation, so as a new teaching strategy he began throwing Skittles on the ice and getting me to chase after them. Out of necessity, I’d crawl towards each individual Skittle, desperately reaching. After a while, I guess my desire for sugar coaxed me to get up and start skating a few strides between them. In general,it’s not recommended you throw debris on the ice, but I guess there are some perks to owning your own rink.... As a kid I had the ice available to me whenever I wanted. During my formative years, I probably spent more time in skates than I did shoes. I had 10 or 15 close buddies, and we’d spend every possible hour we could playing shinny.I learned how to play the game during those hours upon hours when I was laughing and goofing around on the ice. When you’re among friends, you don’t worry about screwing up when you’re trying out moves. But I think once you get those reps in and aren’t self-conscious about screwing up, the difficult parts of the game become second nature. The flow of things seems natural. And you get to figure out on your own what you love about hockey. For me, it was scoring goals. Always has been.” playerstribu.ne/JGaudreau

When you see what this kid came from, his attitude, his achievements already, his infectious enthusiasm and ability to influence his peers.. You realise you nor I have any excuses. Ever. The Paralympics. Tomorrow.

Ruud Gullit's face watching that wine tasting guy. 😂😂😂

Sven-Göran Eriksson’s farewell message ❤️ Our thoughts are with Sven’s family and loved ones as they navigate this difficult time. Thank you for everything, Sven.

This thread will show you that nature always reclaims what humans leave behind 1. MS World Discoverer was a German expedition cruise ship. It hit a uncharted reef in the sandfly passage, Solomon Islands 29 April 2000.

Party hard 🎉 Happy birthday, Geno machino!

In their first 9 seasons, if you gave Connor McDavid & Sidney Crosby a full 82 games each year & adjusted for era, they'd be separated by... 3 total points 🤯 Today @DailyFaceoff we're comparing two of the best to ever do it... it's Connor vs. Sid at 27: dailyfaceoff.com/news/mcdavid-v…

Kolla hur Nesta tittar på Mister Eriksson. Underbart.

Trump: So I said, let me ask you a question and he said, nobody ever asked this question and it must be because of MIT, my relationship to MIT. Very smart. He goes, I say, what would happen if the boat sank from its weight? And you're in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is now underwater and there's a shark that's approximately 10 yards over there, by the way, a lot of shark attacks lately, do you notice that a lot of shark? I watched some guys justifying it today. Well, they weren't really that angry. They bit off the young lady's leg because of the fact that they were, they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what who she was? These people are. He said there's no problem with sharks. They just didn't really understand a young woman swimming now. It really got decimated and other people do a lot of shark attacks. So I said, so there's a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards or here, do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking? Water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted? Because I will tell you he didn't know the answer. He said, you know, nobody's ever asked me that question. I said, I think it's a good question. I think there's a lot of electric current coming through that water. But you know what I'd do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted, I'll take electrocution every single time

“On average, people who believe in pseudoscience, suffer from paranoia or schizotypy, are narcissistic or religious/spiritual and have relatively low cognitive ability, are more likely to believe in conspiracy theories.” sciencedirect.com/science/articl…

This angle of the McDavid goal is art

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We don’t talk enough about this goal. It’s a work of art by Sidney Crosby

I saw this video of a duck falling asleep again and I'm convinced it's the cutest video ever

I don't know if I've ever seen a play where someone almost kills someone else twice and themselves once, but I'm not surprised it involved Trouba