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BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Billionaire Larry Silverstein just insured the Citi Bank building in Los Angeles against terrorist attacks.

@Tr00peRR When I was young, I didn’t act like a zoo animal in public places

‘Six Flags is rolling out new age restrictions at several parks throughout spring break as the company battles rampant nuisance from its #YoungerCustomers — sparking mixed reactions among parkgoers.’ - NY Post

@Lyraworldxm Hi coco

15 YEARS OF BAD LUCK FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T SAY HI TO COCO

@puppies_video Hi max

15 years of bad luck for anyone who doesn't say hi to max

@Animal_fanlover Hi

10 YEARS OF BAD LUCK FOR THOSE WHO DON'T SAY HI

@Sargon_of_Akkad It’s so they can give membership to all the people coming off the boats

They're bragging about abolishing a 700-year-old system. Madness.

@rushicrypto Great Depression 2, Electric Boogaloo

If the last one was named “The Great” Depression, what’s this one going to be called?

@InsaneCope Overlay the other map

@Polymarket Somehow my tax dollars are paying for this I know it

JUST IN: Tesla offers temporary free supercharging in Israel.

@theDoggLovers Hi max

15 years of bad luck for anyone who doesn't say hi to max

@ianmSC No no no, they’d get away with it because the left thinks you can be racist against Italians

Yeah there is no chance in hell that players on Team USA could get away with doing something like this without left wing sportswriters going absolutely ballistic

@bankertobuilder Missing “Live Laugh Love” and “Bless this Mess” on the walls

A modern twist on an old classic We turned this 1960s conversation pit living room into a modern beauty What do you think?

@JimmyJ4thewin Ok

ADL CEO Jonathan Greenblatt says anyone who blames lsrael for the war against Iran is automatically considered antisemitic.

@ColonelTowner Lot more than 6 million

They killed over 200,000 clergy and over 10M Christians. It’s the genocide no one wants to talk about.

@ianmSC No they wouldn’t, because the media thinks you can’t be racist against Italians

Again, if this were a different fan base, like say, I don’t know, the US, The Athletic would already have published at least 7 articles condemning the use of harmful stereotypes and failing to meet the cultural moment

@lunarfq Hi Nibbles

15 YEARS OF BAD LUCK FOR THOSE WHO DON'T SAY HI TO NIBBLES

@LouisvilleGun Thank You Gary

Today is Gary Plauche Day! OTD in 1984, Gary waited at the Baton Rouge Metro Airport for Jeff Doucet, who'd molested his son, Jody. When the police escorted the vile PDF by, Gary turned and cured him. Reply w "Thank You Gary" to bless a hero!

@barneyxbt Ah shit here we go again…

Larry Silverstein has opened up an insurance policy on the Citi Bank building in LA specifically for terrorist attacks….

@UF Tell us the Jews run your university without telling us the Jews run your university

The University of Florida was recently informed by the Florida Federation of College Republicans (FFCR) that it has disbanded the local chapter of College Republicans (the Local CR).  This request is based on the FFCR’s findings that some Local CR members engaged in a pattern of conduct that violated its rules and values, including a recent antisemitic gesture. The FFCR also requested that the university deactivate the Local CR as a registered student organization while it looks to reorganize and pursue reinstatement under new student leadership. The University of Florida has emphatically supported its Jewish community and remains committed to preventing and addressing antisemitism and other forms of discrimination and harassment that are threatening and disruptive to our students and to the teaching, research and expressive activities of the campus community. The university also supports the rights of organizations, such as the FFCR, to take decisive action in addressing conduct that is antithetical to its principles. In compliance with its policies, the University of Florida is in the process of deactivating the Local CR as a registered student organization.  When the FFCR is ready, the university will also assist it with reactivating the Local CR under new student leadership.

@TweetofAnimals1 Hi Walt

You have 24 hours to say 'Hi' to Walt or you'll have a bad week