Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL

My insta is lyratranwithoutfear and there are stunning pictures of me like this there

No video has ever so drained my will to live

All Quiet on the West Philadelphia, Born and Raised

Timothy got robbed man. Timothy being the name of the child who I literally robbed last night. Didn’t watch the Oscars

The Brad dourif episode of the X files did not have to go that hard

@zoyoudidnt Ha!

please remember the only correct non-gendered alternative to “ladies and gentlemen”

What’s interesting now is that if you take the Hogwarts house sorting quiz on Pottermore now it will tell you you’re biologically male

Paul is totally right. I went to a performance of Romeo and Juliet with a very middlebrow crowd in 2024 and the whole room was sobbing at the end. There’s no way we were all absorbing every word of Elizabethan English, Shakespeare transcends language and centuries

Boots

After being in the trans rights fight for a few years, this line goes so hard

@KazooFunky Cathy doesn’t say “Ack!” even one time!

The traction this is getting is actually wild

Blue was his hat, and absolutely shredded like lettuce were his abs

@MasterTomBomb INCREDIBLE JOKE

@PinkRangerLB They even changed the name from Withywindle Heights

Wuthering Heights (2026) is NOT a faithful adaptation of the book, I mean they completely cut out Tom Bombadil

@ANNVYSHINSKY I am the hugest Tolkien geek, read the silmarillion a dozen times and all the published letters and notes, and I completely agree with you. It doesn’t like make the books stop existing, let me see Bombadil

@PinkRangerLB I know a lot of Tolkien geeks (I’m not knowledgeable enough to be one) hate The Rings of Power, but I was so happy to see Tom Bombadil there.

@PinkRangerLB Heathcliff isn’t even a cat anymore.

@OctopusSoap I am SO glad

@PinkRangerLB this made me laugh so hard