Pipedreamers

@CantEverDie fixed it for ya

jan 6 is going to be one of those events historians look back at in 100 years questioning how the hell absolutely no one was punished for this, and instead rewarded for it 10 times over

@tamimarlerMBA @nicksortor Thanks 😁

@PipedreamersMN @nicksortor You really have a way with words! 🤣🤣

🚨 President Trump just issued a STARK WARNING about the possibility of Democrats taking Congress in November Court packing to 21 Supreme Court judges. Terminating the filibuster. Adding Democrat states. Millions more pouring through the border. "If Democrats took control of the Congress, and let's say took control of the country, I think that this country is FINISHED." We HAVE to keep Congress in November.

@uncledoomer that thing is $800? they musta been putting those in all the Minnesota autism centers, thing's probably $45 in plywood and boat seat foam

@samuel_costner youtu.be/rLTki66_dpg?li…

Don't let it slip away

@wylfcen [insert funny and self-deprecating joke about the futility of arguing with anons on the everything app]

Socrates said his idea of heaven was to argue with the gods forever. I wonder what creative punishments they thought of for him.

@hausofdecline but have you considered

@MorrivarGG @lefthandgifs fixed your tweet, here ya go

@PipedreamersMN @lefthandgifs You fixed it by removing the entire joke? Are you spastic?

@muxmutt @lefthandgifs perfect, thank you

@PipedreamersMN @lefthandgifs I fixed your tweet

@o_sneedy easy! here's how to fix the joke

Joke sounds like it was written by hausofdecline

@mauddweeb fixed it for ya

there are two replies to this, one says that the last panel doesn’t need words and the other says you can make a comic from just the last two panels. I regret to inform you all that dunking on Haus for ruining his own comics with too many words has escaped containment and, like the breakfast question, midwits now just Pavlov response to every comic with “less is more” and remove text from it because they saw smart people engaging in discourse about it.

@tachyoncutter @lefthandgifs it's a visual medium, sorry

@PipedreamersMN @lefthandgifs His is funnier, yours sucks

@bethanyshondark had someone ask me and my siblings if we were Ammonite, once I think he got Amish and Mennonite crossed, and anyway, we were Baptists

At Costco with five of my kids. A man approached me. “Excuse me, ma’am, but are you Amish?” That’s a new one.

@uncledoomer how about this? doohickey, or perhaps a device, that I made

this is the craziest copper work ive ever seen

@EricLucero normally I pay attention to local politics but this time I just want to know where that suit coat came from, absolutely majestic

Government in MN is a failure. Over a 1,100 pages of spending and regulations decided behind closed doors, rammed through in a few hours, with zero opportunity to fully read before voting.

@hausofdecline fixed it for ya

@gldivittorio The wife and I just watched Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, a story about an actually virtuous filibuster, the post-movie Google session of which being when I found out that Booker's record speech wasn't even a filibuster, he just did it... because? And no media covered that.

Thinking about when Cory Booker gave a 25 hour pseudo filibuster speech that had no clear purpose and achieved absolutely nothing then wrote a book about it

@TheMiddleborne in addition to also still not being Scripture, and therefore not of real concern to someone who's already working on the assumption of Sola Scriptura

Is this because it describes how bishops are voted in from within a church or because it describes things like baptism by sprinkling/pouring as something of last resort where no running water or standing water is available for immersion as well as mandating a minimum of one day fasting before?

@FrailSkeleton blood is thicker than, uh than uh [trips over extension cords and dies]

Just got a patient with the thickest blood I’ve ever seen in my whole career. Pulling it out was like molasses. He could donate blood every week& save a ton of lives (including his own)