Alison C 🏴‍☠️🧶

Got off at the wrong train station, but I found a friend while I was there.

@mainevent_the @RealSB8228 @AllDAYZ77 Boooooooo

@RealSB8228 @AllDAYZ77 Correct answer. Needs scrapped. Bring back valets.

WHO IS THE MOST AURA-LESS PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER?

@DireFoxicorn Glass bottle Fruitopia was also top-tier

Surge, as if you have to ask, I was and still am obsessed

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary It’s my Twitter-versary, you can find me on Threads ❤️

@trashulie Happy birthday! 🎈🎈🎈

DID THE BALLOONS GO BYE BYE?!

@trashulie So cute!

Before and after!!!!!!!! I LOVD IT OMGGGGG I haven't been shorter than my shoulders since MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!!!

@AwesomeBiota Congratulations!

I can now...reveal my secret! Yesterday I was offered a full-time job at SMU as an Academic Partnership Accelerator with the Action For Health Initiative. I signed the contract this morning & I start on Monday! It's a 4yr contract, so y'all are stuck with me & the Floaty Boaties!

@CrawliesWithCri She washed it so I’m sure she noticed 😅

Got a haircut over the weekend! I’m about to find out how it looks curly/wavy instead of straight

Last nights XFiles episode: The actor who played Miles Dyson in Terminator experiences time anomalies (a John Doggett episode) Tonight’s XFiles episode: “A metal man? That kinda thing only happens in the movies, Agent Scully!” says John Doggett

@DDQAndrews @DireFoxicorn @HeathenJourney @Celtic_light @AU Nice!

@notmynamebutdeb Would you believe I haven’t watched Stargate SG-1? It’s been in my watch list a long time!

@PirateKnits Have you seen the Window of Opportunity episode of Stargate SG-1? One of my all time faves 🙌

THE TIME LOOP EPISODE OF QUANTUM LEAP IS ON! I love a time loop!

@ess_may1026 @Dusty_Zee @ktb38 This is exactly how I found one of my knitting needles this weekend

Update- I still can't find a single seam ripper, and I'm stubborn and refusing to order one because I know I have one. Somewhere....

@DireFoxicorn @DDQAndrews @katharina_ewers @Mari_Bella72721 @devon_a_montoya @tanith1st @dlj1026 @UnderhiveScum Hey I recognize that book 😁

@DDQAndrews @katharina_ewers @Mari_Bella72721 @devon_a_montoya @tanith1st @PirateKnits @dlj1026 @UnderhiveScum

I just came home yesterday and my dad sends me this today. I was like “aww I wanted to see a deer!” as though I didn’t just see 57 deer in the l last two weeks. It’s just none of them were right in the yard!

Only saw three deer today because the sky looked like this

Road trip deer count: 10 🦌

@DireFoxicorn @DDQAndrews @devon_a_montoya @dlj1026 @Mari_Bella72721 @tanith1st

@DDQAndrews @devon_a_montoya @dlj1026 @Mari_Bella72721 @tanith1st @PirateKnits GET EM

@Ithika Happy birthday!

@CrawliesWithCri We are driving the right roads at the right time!

@notmynamebutdeb The one time I hit one, we made direct eye contact as it was happening, it was so horrible!

@PirateKnits I'm glad you're counting living animals, because in Pennsylvania where I grew up, there could easily be 10 dead ones. They're not the brightest and WILL run straight in front of an oncoming car 😬