Steve Mac

@dru_montana47 Well asalama laykum then

I knew it

DL Hughley seems shook up. Shook up was also the cause of death of the baby he had with a woman who he cheated on his wife with.

Almost bought a new Porsche today. We got 95% of the deal done but couldn’t agree on a price, exact model, color or accessories.

@iamw1lsn @FAFO_TV Give it a try and report back

@FAFO_TV Can someone explain to me how that little impact made him look that way

TIM DILLON on "everything in America being some type of psyop" 🇺🇸😵‍💫 "They're not even good" "[But] they're effective because you're aiming for the lowest common denominator" "They're literally coming out and inventing people [like Ed Gallrein], and you have to go along with it" "the way they get you to do that is by shoving it down your throat" "There's no where you can go. You cannot escape... To a point, where, like a horde of zombies, they go into the voting booth and vote for this guy [Gallrein] who's trying to quite literally kill their children" "He wants their children dead" "These are not campaigns... this is a psychological operation aimed at the lowest common denominator lizard-brain instincts that you have" "It's like an electromagnetic pulse weapon that [Miriam] Adelson's got in Kentucky" "[But] they're not even good [now]" "You can look at things the government has done and go, 'Wow. They dotted all their Is and crossed all their Ts" "Now, they have such little respect for you. They have almost no respect for you" "You're being treated like an adolescent who is asking too many questions and is bothering them" "Right now the American public is bothering the government. And the government is dealing with that by making up stories and... having their emissaries go out there and say, 'This is reality'" @TimJDillon

@RapidResponse47 Yesterday: plot against ivanka foiled. Today: peace.

@RepLuna Why she no file charge then?

Do NOT forget Tulsi exposed and found evidence of the Russia collusion hoax waged against POTUS by corrupt members of intel. She ALSO exposed Ukraine funds being laundered back to Biden’s election.

*zoomer Rodney Dangerfield* I told my hb it’s problematic that he’s 20 and dating a high schooler. He said “No cap?” Yea, no gown either!

Report: Grogu and Young Sheldon dead in apparent murder-suicide.

@JohnCornyn @DairyQueen He must have been disappointed when he found out it wasn’t John Lithgow that had just been in his store.

Stopped by @DairyQueen in Sealy, Texas, otherwise known as the “Texas stop sign,” to sample some of their delicious fare. I highly recommend the Blizzard. (I had that after I ate this child-size cone)

First look at the popcorn bucket

@WhiteHouse Chuck C was quite the raper too if I remember my history class correctly.

And in this house, Christopher Columbus is a hero.

This is rich coming from her. Here's a personal story of the irony here: 2007, CH does The Tonight show w Jay Leno. She makes fun of Angelina Jolie & her newly adopted son, 3 yr old Pax, who is Asian. CH: “He probably doesn’t even realize he’s Asian yet! He certainly doesn’t know he’s going to be a horrible driver… or that he’s going to be amazing at doing nails!” The next few days there was plenty of outrage, disappointment & accusations of racism levied against NBC. 2 weeks later, I'm booked on The Tonight Show & I've already had my set approved. I was told, I can't tell any of my jokes because of the blowback of her hacky, racist jokes. Yes, I couldn't tell jokes about being Asian because she did so much damage making fun of Asians. Then, weeks later of 2007, I performed at a showcase where CH was present. Prior to, I had never spoken to, met or interacted with her & as I was wrapping up my set, I mentioned her in the crowd? It's odd to see a comedian sitting in a showcase watching w audience, so I mentioned it in passing. She then yelled out "you're doing a great little Asian job". MY POINT: I personally know Shane & Tony aren't racist. In fact, I don't think Chelsea is racist. Sure, she's got a long history of promiscuity, an affinity for day drinking, publicly stated she's prescribed a healthy dose of anti depressants, rumored to be awful to work for or with, has a punch card to a plastic surgeon, accused of punching down in her comedy, never been married or had kids & lives alone in her 50s, had dinner with Jeffrey Epstein but c'mon gang, she's not racist.

Prevention measures like an $11 bath mat could save Americans tens of thousands of dollars.   If Medicare would send these out to every recipient in America, I’ll bet the investment would pay for itself in under a year.

@TheCinesthetic “Lloyd.. did you forget to pay the gas bill??”

One of the best little acting moments in Speed (1994) is Jeff Daniels realizing what’s about to happen before anyone else does. Hardly any dialogue, just the expression on his face slowly collapsing into acceptance.

@DocStrangelove2 Now I know what radical Islam means 🤟🏻

Remember when the Taliban got so bored they had roller blade patrollers?

And while this phony cunt desperately tries to get attention off her dinner with Epstein, Matt and Shane had Sheryl Underwood on their show who said laughing helps grief and what a great time she had.

lowering my nipples to half mast