Patrick McMahon

@MTillbilly @cfbcampustour Tell us you never attended a game there without telling us you never attended a game there.

@cfbcampustour That’s a shame. She was a beaut!

Pitt football pre-Acrisure Stadium: 🏟️ Pitt Stadium - Pittsburgh , PA 🏟️ Home of the Panthers from 1925 to 1999

@curingdercums2 @Newsforce @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS @MELANIATRUMP I think we'll pass on modeling our governance on South Africa.

@Pittpatva @Newsforce @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS @MELANIATRUMP open wiiiiide! 😉😂🖕

🇫🇷🇺🇸 BRIGITTE MACRON: "FREE SPEECH NEEDS LIMITS" "I do know that I am the United States, a country of free speech. But I think that liberty does have some rules. We have to be free but adapt to certain codes."

@curingdercums2 @Newsforce @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS @MELANIATRUMP

@Newsforce People need understand there's free speech/hate speech/causing violence speech, also racism speech. They need to be taught this& stay away from the categories that will get them in trouble🤦‍♂️❤️ @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS @MELANIATRUMP Publish the rules please. #RTFM🤗

@Bratt_world @3YearLetterman @elonmusk @dvorahfr That's quite a word salad just to say yore grandfather surrendered at Yorktown.

@3YearLetterman @elonmusk @dvorahfr We’re commenting on America because America is starting global trade wars and world wars….

I'm based in France, but 43% of my audience is American. I know many of us are in the same situation. To reach a wider audience, all my posts are in English, the international language. Those who cause trouble may be punished, but with this change, which will significantly reduce our earnings, you're also penalizing a number of accounts that use the international language without any ill intent. X tells us that videos and new, high-quality content will be prioritized, but this change will, on the contrary, drastically reduce our earnings. Is there any way to reverse this decision, please?🥺 @XCreators @X @nikitabier @elonmusk

@Mike_Conrad @PolitiBunny Political parties don't have ward heelers anymore?

@PolitiBunny Great now do it for my 87 year old mother, then of course you will need to pick her up and drive her to the polls because she won’t be able to use her mail in ballot!

For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out. Here's how it went: 1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14. 2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0. 3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5. It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops. Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID. I know you guys knew that already... lol

I don't like to brag, but I use lithium batteries in my TV remote control.

@kristiwelshies @3YearLetterman @BurtMacklin_FBI @BarneyFrank @NYRangerFanclub @DrDisrespect @EllisIslandNPS @PaulyShore @joekent16jan19 @TulsiPress @LindseyGrahamSC @lgbtqnation @Whitesnake Krusty, Coach is a Licensed Notary Public. Stay in yore lane. And take a lap.

@3YearLetterman @BurtMacklin_FBI @BarneyFrank @NYRangerFanclub @DrDisrespect @EllisIslandNPS @PaulyShore @joekent16jan19 @TulsiPress @LindseyGrahamSC @lgbtqnation @Whitesnake You are picturing Steven Seagal. Why are you showing Steven Seagal in his Hard to Kill movie ?Are you by chance confusing Steven Seagal with Chuck Norris?I don’t think Norris was in the Hard to Kill movie.

🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨 This one is tough to even type out. Oscar-winning actor Chuck Norris has past away. The most important and talented actor in world history, Chuck’s movies grossed more than those starring non-American actors combined He is an American icon, and his record for Oscars will likely never be broken We miss you, sir

@lucyshow11 Surfer Girl by the Beach Boys or Ooh Baby Baby by Smokey Robinson and the Miracles.

What song do you think was playing in the background? 🎶

@Ibn_Ahmad_01 Liar

@Rothmus I can fix her.

10/10 headline

@joshclackler @CourtAnne1225 *yore

This is who runs this account.

@TheExtremeMusi1 I also think Party In The USA should be the US national anthem.

@TheExtremeMusi1 The Boys Are Back In Town - Thin Lizzy. Should be the Irish national anthem.

The Top 10 Irish Songs: 10. U2 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For 9. ROI Football Squad - Put 'Em Under Pressure 8. Van Morrison - Brown-Eyed Girl 7. Rubberbandits - Horse Outside 6. Hozier - Take Me to Church 5. U2 - Sunday Bloody Sunday 4. The Cranberries - Zombie 3. The Pogues - A Pair of Brown Eyes 2. U2 - With or Without You 1. The Pogues - Fairytale of New York

@vmpops I capped off my evening Sunday at my condo association St. Patrick's Day party belting out "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at the top of my lungs. I don't think I will ever top that.

Fact check: true.

@DinoMath01 @alinavisooo_net @Alinavisooo He's not going to fuck you.

@alinavisooo_net @Alinavisooo Definitely not. Beautiful.

Is my age a problem? I’m 37

@vmpops @OleTimeHardball Imagine the pitch count!

@OleTimeHardball Harvey Haddix 13 perfect innings in one game

What’s the most unbreakable MLB career record?

@TheStingisBack Yes, it was better. Rocky had heart and soul, and the makers resisted the temptation of having him win, which made the movie damn near perfect.

4. Rocky beats Everyone (1976) I like Rocky as much as the next guy, but is it really better than Network, Taxi Driver or All the President's Men? Probably not, but it was a crowd pleaser, and by the mid-70s, the Academy was tired of cynicism. 8/

25 Times the Oscars Got it Wrong — A THREAD With hindsight, the Academy’s track record looks rough. We’re getting close to the point where they’ve made more mistakes than correct calls. Here are 25 jaw-dropping decisions that have aged like milk #Oscars #Oscars2026 1/

@vmpops @6079SmithWinsom

@vmpops @6079SmithWinsom Reminds me that I saw Snow Patrol at the Royal Albert Hall in 2019. This is a still from someone recording them performing Run at that show. Gary Lightbody is hugging a guy in the front row, and my lady and me (150 pounds or so more of me than now a couple of rows back.)

Why do they lie? This whole story is a lie. The person who marries you files the original license in order for the marriage to be valid. You can’t change your name until you get it back. I got married in Texas and changed my name the first second I could.