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Took a nap. Text between my boyfriend and I after I woke. Thanks a lot, @elonmusk 😑

@NeebsOfficial I’d like to see y’all do fast food simulator again, and bring in Anthony and Aztecia 🙏

@GambitDigitalX Will Bloody Hell Hotel be on PS5 as well?

My new game obsession is @FaeFarm Adorable, and loads to do at your own pace.

Who will it be?🚀

Dear @NatlParkService , If animals had tiny forest libraries, which species would be the strictest librarian? My vote is owls, but raccoons seem like they’d run a chaotic yet well-stocked operation. Respectfully conducting wildlife research, Me

Dear @LEGO_Group , If I step on a LEGO barefoot at 2am, does that count as a physics lesson, a pain tolerance test, or an ancient rite of passage? Respectfully seeking scientific clarification. Me

Dear @MerriamWebster , Is there a technical term for the sound a dog makes when they dramatically sigh because you stopped petting them for approximately 0.5 seconds? It feels too theatrical to be a simple “sigh,”. Sincerely, Me

Dear @JohnCena , If you accidentally photobombed someone, would anyone ever know? Respectfully wondering, Me

Dear @NatlAquarium , If an octopus had a hobby, what do you think it would be? Genuinely wondering, Me

Dear @McDonalds, At what point does a french fry become emotionally necessary rather than optional? Warm regards, Me

@Pixie_Michelle It all depends on the bear! You see, we have a few different varieties of Charmin that we offer, so we let the bears try them all out to see which they like best. One bear may deem Ultra Soft the best, while another bear might prefer Ultra Strong.💙🐻❤️ If you need a rec, DM us!

Dear @VancityReynolds , If you owned a llama, would you name it something elegant or something aggressively normal like Steve? Sincerely curious, Me

Dear @Charmin , How many bears does it take to determine softness? Respectfully seeking clarification, Me

Dear @tacobell , If a taco shell cracks completely in half, does it become two tacos or one failed taco? Warm regards, Me

Agent Pendergast reluctantly trying Agent Coldmoon’s burnt coffee: The floral bouquet of poison sumac blooms first on the palate. Followed by notes of diesel oil and a long finish of battery acid. Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @Douglaspres21

@MyTimeEvershine Do y’all not respond to contact emails from your website?

@LucyWyndhamRead is my new favorite indoor walking workout instructor/channel. Thanks so much for all that you do 🙏🩵

Tater tots are more delicious than french fries. I’ll die on this hill.

@GordonRamsay Sending wishes for a happy and peaceful new year for you and your family 🙏❤️🌟

@Douglaspres21 I started the Pendergast series a couple weeks ago. I’m currently on book 3. I truly love how Pendergast will just seem to appear places. Always makes me giggle.