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@JasonMoore Happy birthday!

Oz!

@kyle_borg You bike with traffic, walk against it. At least that's what I remember, from back when I went outside.

settle a debate: when you are walking in a neighborhood without a sidewalk, should you walk on the left or the right side of the road?

@themilfalt Everyone I've ever partied with that did coke just spent the rest of the night trying to do and find more coke. When I finally caved and tried it, it was by far the lamest party experience of my life.

@Battlefield How does one find a code for this?! I'm dying to play.

Ah, that's where they've been hiding.

@StephieSmallls Dude has a serious humiliation fetish. He lives for this.

how will i sleep at night

📹| Those legs!!! 🔥🔥

@wormymcwormersn It's not just about the lingerie. It's about the effort put forth. And I think any good partner would appreciate that.

@wormymcwormersn The point of any art is not to be good at it but to enjoy the act and express yourself through it. Hope it brought you joy.

i am very bad at it! but i made two very unsightly bowls & i am very proud of them :)

@StephieSmallls Taylor Mathis

i want names of people you would never expect to be on my show. let’s get weird.

@jasonmoore Jason, you're correct. I dont want shampoo running down my face or into my eyes. But truly, both work just fine.

Pay no attention to the goose, but honestly... who is the crazy one here?

Bill Burr: “There is so much fucking money in this country, and there’s so much work being done. If you work a full fucking week, you should be able to pay your fucking rent. You shouldn’t have to go and get another fucking job and still be struggling. It’s bad for the country.”

@MichaelFFlorio @NFLFantasy @RealDealFantasy @MarcasG This thing coming at your midsection with 750lbs of force... you're meeting a gory end if you mess with a roo.

From our latest @NFLFantasy latest pod: Could @RealDealFantasy beat a kangaroo in a fight? @MarcasG

@CitizenCap @KyleClark @MarcSallinger @nexton9news

More Coloradans work for the federal government than any private employer in the state: almost 40,000 people. And they have a new boss: Elon Musk. The world's richest man is calling the shots with the blessing of President Donald Trump. @MarcSallinger reports for @nexton9news.

Colorado Grocery Store Workers Announce Two-week ULP Strikes to Begin on Thursday February 6

Just going to continue emphasizing that this, detaining a bunch of people who haven’t been convicted of a crime and incarcerating them en masse in a fortified location against their will because they are part of a specific ethnicity or other group, is a concentration camp

@ZiggySmalls_ Flash and Sonic are the only options. Luckily, they are untouchable because the offensive line gets absolutely folded, with Hulk being the only man standing after the snap. No pass catcher is fast enough to beat their defender, and Surfer shuts down the entire air game.

Batman at Mike is actually crazy

@PaulMarnie @LateRoundQB The combo bordered on cheating, and I lived for it.

@LateRoundQB The Laptop Gun and FarSight were 2 of the most fun weapons of that era

Goldeneye is nostalgic. But Perfect Dark is the same game engine with infinitely more game features. As a game, PD is better. It’s a hill I will die on.

@BowTiedGatorDDS Happened with my then 6 year old. The woman insisted there were four fillings in his bottom teeth, and she could "easily tell those are fillings". He had never had a single tooth worked on. We found a new dentist.

Another day, another patient that says “I’m here for a second opinion, the last dentist said I have 10 cavities” Amount of cavities she has: zero

@SpitballersPod @jasonmoore Jason had it until the cybertruck. Should have gone platinum there 🤷‍♂️

We drafted things that are metal. Did 'Metal Master' @jasonmoore pull it off? Jason: Gold, Silver, Cybertruck, Poles Andy: Eiffel Tower, Bazooka, Spaceship, Anvil Mike: Swords, Ice Cream Scoop, Trumpet, Brass Knuckles #SpitballersVote Watch the draft here -> youtu.be/oipnBvLHYNw?si…

@FFHitman @allinkid So it looks like there are only a couple in Phoenix, but have you tried Qdoba yet? It replaced Chipotle for me. 🤷‍♂️

@allinkid When you’re the best, you’re the best

Most Mexican and Tex Mex fast food/fast casual restaurants: Come in for a free burrito, BOGO, or whatever Chipotle: beat our game and maybe you're one of 50,000 people if you finished it within the first 2 minutes you peasants