Pleasant Curse

Wondering why people don't trust my cousin Kate? A toddler at my christening, she's now a year younger than me! Not trustworthy! #KateGarraway #CelebrityTraitors

@SoVeryBritish No liquorice.

Reveal your profession by stating the worst thing that can go wrong in your job during a workday

@Gommster @dank_ackroyd Try asking those of us who suffer with Summer SAD. Long depressing drawn out days, boring blue skies, too short nights, not enough sleep, heat befuddled brains. Autumn/Winter come alive, leave the house, getting things done. #SummerIsSAD

@dank_ackroyd I refuse to believe anyone genuinely prefers this time of year to spring/summer!

Ah 5:41pm or as I call it now - the dead of fucking night

@dank_ackroyd Excellent, can't wait. #SummerIsSAD

@anon_opin You could stop pubs closing by making supermarkets chargecpub prices for alcohol. Neither will happen

You could get the British to adopt veganism across the board in a week by making it the cheapest option in a supermarket meal deal.

@BBCr4today Why the focus on Winter SAD again? Will you plan a similar feature on the more pernicious Summer SAD after the Spring equinox? #SummerIsSAD

@anon_opin Still a thing. Still a welcome gift. Some of us aren't sheep!

More of a question than an opinion, but now CDs and DVDs are not really a thing anymore, what do children buy their Dad's for their birthdays nowadays?

Why are they all being so dramatic & emotional - it's not as if anybody is actually being murdered. Don't understand this show. My cousin #KateGarraway must go. #CelebrityTraitors

@the_traitors_ Kate is sneaky. She's my second cousin & was a toddler at my christening but according to the BBC is now a year younger than me. Untrustworthy.

Either Niko or Kate will be banished on The #CelebrityTraitors! 🔥 Who do you think will leave in Episode 3?

@rahhead01 Well. Kate is my second cousin & I have a photo of her at my christening as a toddler. But now apparently she is a year younger than me. Something is not quite right #Traitors #Garraway #CelebrityTraitorsUK

Nominate this for line of the series! ‘You can’t just call someone a traitor just because they have a better vocabulary than you!’ 🤣😬 #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitors

@BBCr4today why the focus on electric 'chargers'? Hydrogen electric vehicles just need a local station that can dispense volatile liquids - there are already thousands all over the country. Battery electric vehicles are a dead end technology.

@anon_opin They should change the picture of a dragon for a whale. Not only would it be linguistically amusing but it would be easier to draw.

The reason Wales isn't on the flag of the UK is because it's too complicated to draw. Wales should have just had a normal flag like everyone else instead of trying to show off.

@MrJamesMay Not when they'll all be brown soon, after a float down the alimentary canal.

These ‘heritage’ tommies are very beautiful. Is £9/kg reasonable?

@SoVeryBritish "Oh, yes. Interesting..." - I am not in the slightest bit interested.

“I’ll have a look in a second” Translation: Go away.

@dank_ackroyd Is it a convertible car being driven by a couple of large bluetits?

You’ll definitely guess what this is in response to

@anon_opin Only if the bottle is a 2litre one, otherwise it's mostly gone in two swallows. This isn't girly sippy, sippy wine territory now, Toto.

Beer and cider are best drunk in smaller glasses. Like tumbler small. Open a bottle, keep it in a fridge and pour only when small glasses is empty. Especially important in the summer.

@bbcweather @Schafernaker When will this dreadful, depressing weather conclude. We've been suffering for months now & the mental strain is unbearable! #SummerIsSAD

@ChaponaBike123 Public transport over private every time. Just stop & wait 20 seconds, selfish plinty spod.

Who should be giving way to who?

@Gaynotqueer1 Never come across anybody who is genuinely afraid - phobic - of trans. Annoyed with, repulsed by, bored with, irritated by, indifferent to...yes. But not scared.

Another disappointment.

@fesshole I bet all the Michaels are thankful for Schumacher & M&S in equal measure, for similar reasons.

I'm called Gary because my dad was a huge Gary Glitter fan. Luckily Gary Lineker got famous just in time to save me from a lifetime of explaining why I'm named after a convicted nonce.