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Pleasant Curse

@PleasantCurser

Cursing without swearing. New words, re-purposed words and antiquated cussing, to make badmouthing an altogether more pleasant experience.

Earth Katılım Nisan 2022
39 Takip Edilen6 Takipçiler
VeryBritishProblems
VeryBritishProblems@SoVeryBritish·
Reveal your profession by stating the worst thing that can go wrong in your job during a workday
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Pleasant Curse@PleasantCurser·
@Gommster @dank_ackroyd Try asking those of us who suffer with Summer SAD. Long depressing drawn out days, boring blue skies, too short nights, not enough sleep, heat befuddled brains. Autumn/Winter come alive, leave the house, getting things done. #SummerIsSAD
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Chris Gomm
Chris Gomm@Gommster·
@dank_ackroyd I refuse to believe anyone genuinely prefers this time of year to spring/summer!
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Pleasant Curse
Pleasant Curse@PleasantCurser·
@anon_opin You could stop pubs closing by making supermarkets chargecpub prices for alcohol. Neither will happen
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Anon Opin.
Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
You could get the British to adopt veganism across the board in a week by making it the cheapest option in a supermarket meal deal.
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Pleasant Curse
Pleasant Curse@PleasantCurser·
@BBCr4today Why the focus on Winter SAD again? Will you plan a similar feature on the more pernicious Summer SAD after the Spring equinox? #SummerIsSAD
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Pleasant Curse
Pleasant Curse@PleasantCurser·
@anon_opin Still a thing. Still a welcome gift. Some of us aren't sheep!
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Anon Opin.
Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
More of a question than an opinion, but now CDs and DVDs are not really a thing anymore, what do children buy their Dad's for their birthdays nowadays?
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Pleasant Curse
Pleasant Curse@PleasantCurser·
Why are they all being so dramatic & emotional - it's not as if anybody is actually being murdered. Don't understand this show. My cousin #KateGarraway must go. #CelebrityTraitors
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Pleasant Curse
Pleasant Curse@PleasantCurser·
@the_traitors_ Kate is sneaky. She's my second cousin & was a toddler at my christening but according to the BBC is now a year younger than me. Untrustworthy.
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Fi 🇪🇺
Fi 🇪🇺@rahhead01·
Nominate this for line of the series! ‘You can’t just call someone a traitor just because they have a better vocabulary than you!’ 🤣😬 #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitors
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Pleasant Curse@PleasantCurser·
@BBCr4today why the focus on electric 'chargers'? Hydrogen electric vehicles just need a local station that can dispense volatile liquids - there are already thousands all over the country. Battery electric vehicles are a dead end technology.
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Pleasant Curse
Pleasant Curse@PleasantCurser·
@anon_opin They should change the picture of a dragon for a whale. Not only would it be linguistically amusing but it would be easier to draw.
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Anon Opin.
Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
The reason Wales isn't on the flag of the UK is because it's too complicated to draw. Wales should have just had a normal flag like everyone else instead of trying to show off.
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Pleasant Curse@PleasantCurser·
@MrJamesMay Not when they'll all be brown soon, after a float down the alimentary canal.
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James May
James May@MrJamesMay·
These ‘heritage’ tommies are very beautiful. Is £9/kg reasonable?
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VeryBritishProblems
VeryBritishProblems@SoVeryBritish·
“I’ll have a look in a second” Translation: Go away.
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Ruth Husko
Ruth Husko@dank_ackroyd·
You’ll definitely guess what this is in response to
DS@Pu55yman_Dan

@LCFC A nice fit topless model shoving her massive tits in my face

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Pleasant Curse
Pleasant Curse@PleasantCurser·
@anon_opin Only if the bottle is a 2litre one, otherwise it's mostly gone in two swallows. This isn't girly sippy, sippy wine territory now, Toto.
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Anon Opin.
Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
Beer and cider are best drunk in smaller glasses. Like tumbler small. Open a bottle, keep it in a fridge and pour only when small glasses is empty. Especially important in the summer.
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Pleasant Curse@PleasantCurser·
@ChaponaBike123 Public transport over private every time. Just stop & wait 20 seconds, selfish plinty spod.
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Chapona Bike
Chapona Bike@ChaponaBike123·
Who should be giving way to who?
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Pleasant Curse
Pleasant Curse@PleasantCurser·
@Gaynotqueer1 Never come across anybody who is genuinely afraid - phobic - of trans. Annoyed with, repulsed by, bored with, irritated by, indifferent to...yes. But not scared.
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Gay Not Queer
Gay Not Queer@Gaynotqueer1·
Another disappointment.
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Pleasant Curse
Pleasant Curse@PleasantCurser·
@fesshole I bet all the Michaels are thankful for Schumacher & M&S in equal measure, for similar reasons.
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I'm called Gary because my dad was a huge Gary Glitter fan. Luckily Gary Lineker got famous just in time to save me from a lifetime of explaining why I'm named after a convicted nonce.
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