🥔 Po TheTatoMan 🥔

@TCaptainX_ Thanks for the update. Glad everyone’s doing well.

Hey all, I'm very overdue for an update, I apologize. Life has been crazy and busy to say the least as of late. My son Rowan, is generally still doing pretty good. for a recap, he was born 7 weeks early just after christmas, had open heart surgery early january...

@MrBeast @mws I’m a fan of the process. It’s been wild to watch you grow and change over the years.

@mws Feedback when it’s from a place of fandom and wanting to help is worth its weight in gold. Always searching it out.

A small YouTuber made a video titled ‘MrBeast is Boring Now’ In 2 days of the video being up, MrBeast wrote this comment The biggest YouTuber in the world, and he’s down to brainstorm with a YouTuber who just hit 1K Plus they already hopped on calls together Love to see it

@AverageJoeWo I forgot what Warzone is. I’ve found peace.

WARZONE IS SAVED 🪂

@TheBTCTherapist 100%

On a scale of 0-100% how confident are you that Bitcoin is going to be worth more than $126,000 ever again. Be honest.

@MrBeast It should always be up front. You should give me 50k for life, and check in on me in 5, 10, days, weeks months years .

If you won Beast Games would you rather take $5,000,000 upfront or $50,000 a month for life?

@25YearsAgoLive Fuck

Dale Earnhardt, Sr. is dead. Doctors say that he died of a skull fracture immediately after impacting a wall at the Daytona 500 two hours ago. He was 49.

@Tazerface16 You just said “efficient”

I use AI as a more efficient search engine. That's it. That's all it does.

Nobody, and I repeat, absolutely nobody should ever upload their medical information into an AI platform. I am telling you this as a potato.

@theficouple Unrelated, I’m broke. Can I borrow 40k for a wedding? Anyone?

Things more dangerous than $7 coffees: - $40,000 wedding ($5,000/hr party) - $80,000 degree that gets you a $50,000/yr job - $40,000 car loan because you "earned it" - $2,000/mo apartments to flex for friends ...Thats why 80% of people are broke.

@Hitchslap1 Look Matt goes down the local IQ test center on Tuesdays and tests just to make sure he’s still smart. No way someone would lie about consistency in testing IQ.

I’m going to guess this gentleman doesn’t actually have a ~137 IQ. People really have no idea what 137 IQ means.

@Julius_Kim Yeah I hate forgiving people too; or saying I’m sorry.

I hate to say it, but ultimately—regardless of who’s in charge—it’s going to take forgiveness to get back to any sense of normalcy. Do you have it in you?

@thecavemommy My VW Atlas has 7 seats. This was the challenge.

I’m trying my hardest to find an SUV that’s suitable for three to four car seats that isn’t either 1) Giant Expedition / Yukon / Tahoe / Sequoia 2) A complete piece of crap (bye bye Kia Telluride and Hyundai Palisade) 3) Has a cramped third row (bye bye Mazda / Volvo / Honda Pilot) 4) VW Atlas & Acadia only have 6 seats. There is none, besides maybe the Highlander. Lol, the minivan is seriously the best option if you are going to have 3 young children at least in car seats

@AmandaAskell There’s a large (generally silent) group who relates.

I'm too right wing for the left and I'm too left wing for the right. I'm too into humanities for those in tech and I'm too into tech for those in the humanities. What I'm learning is that failing to polarize is itself quite polarizing.

@MrPitbull07 This is a great example of why shame is a good thing. Fucking complaining about being handed a tip.

@BennettProduct How does that make me an asshole? I just made it a point to choose every word personally when I make these types of points, and I found it interesting. No need to defend yourself from a question.

@PoTheTatoMan Was is an asshole for no reason? 😂

Let’s get something crystal fucking clear for the folks in the back. I wake up and consume cannabis. I consume cannabis throughout the day. I probably consume more cannabis in a week than most people do in a year. And yet — I’m a stay-at-home father. I cook for my family. I do the dishes. I do the laundry. I run a company. I take care of my mentally disabled friend. I help my father while he fights cancer. Both of my kids are on the Dean’s List — 3.5 GPA or higher. That doesn’t happen in a chaotic household. That happens in a stable one. I use cannabis and I function. I show up. I handle responsibilities. I protect my peace. I don’t spiral. I don’t self-destruct. I don’t become violent. I don’t become some monster people try to paint. Without cannabis, my mind runs darker. Louder. Harder. With cannabis, I’m calm. Focused. Present. Patient. So when people who’ve never lived this life try to lecture me about schizophrenia, crime, or morality — understand something: I am the evidence. Cannabis didn’t ruin my life. Meth and pills tried to. Cannabis helped me rebuild it. We don’t tell lies over here

@ChrisGloninger As someone who owns a German vehicle with an auto start/stop. It takes 1.5 seconds. That is all.

Lee, you hack, start/stop systems were invented by Toyota in 1974 and adopted by European automakers in the 2000s. They reduce fuel consumption by 5-8% and cut idle emissions by 100%. They restart in under 400 milliseconds… faster than your foot moves from brake to gas. Your car doesn't 'die.' The engine decouples from the drivetrain via a reinforced starter motor rated for 500,000+ cycles. This isn't Obama. It's thermodynamics. An engine burning fuel at zero mph does zero useful work. That's not politics. That's the first law. You're the EPA administrator and you don't understand combustion efficiency. Terrifying.

@3KComeback As the average person. Thank you.

Y’all be hating too much on small portfolios. Like sorry I don’t have a milly in cash to just drop on a stock on a random Friday. A $2000 purchase on one stock on one day is a pretty significant purchase. I’m able to deposit $3k per paycheck. I think that’s pretty good. I’m blessed because I have a great job. I made decisions in my life but I’ve been turning my financial life around and my rebuild will be strong AF. I think some of y’all are out of touch with reality and what the average person goes through.

Ehhh… I was just mad, but honestly, it’s all so broken.

@MarathonTheGame @theburntpeanut @RNGingy Is it time for a potato to return?

Game director JoeZ is crewing up with @TheBurntPeanut and @RNGingy for a few runs on Outpost in our internal Bungie playtest. Tune in now on Twitch!