Poast Toasties
602 posts
esto nunca pasó, no se podia pausar la tv en esa época
Anime Aesthetics@anime_
Kids today will never understand
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@lavendersodaa from what i can tell he's too busy trying to use the main girl as bait to catch badguys to be creepy at them. dude gives counterterrorist vigilante
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I wanna get into this but someone promise me this dude around all those little girls doesn’t get weird and it’s truly wholesome
Anime Rave@AniRave
THIS ANIMATION TOOK 3 YEARS TO PRODUCE BTW
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Why does she have Nathan Lane on her back?
Gary Peterson 🇺🇸@GaryPetersonUSA
The left can’t handle my daughter’s new President Trump tattoo. Sorry, wokesters, consider yourselves owned.
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@tuuu28283 it fully depends on the tone. yup/yep could mean yes, it could mean "obviously dumbass" depending on the ammount of disdain poured into it
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@CrustPunk161 you dont have a night sky, look at all that light pollution
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Man, fuck this shit. Our night sky isn't your fucking billboard.
Culture Crave 🍿@CultureCrave
‘Masters of the Universe’ drone show spotted over Los Angeles 💥 • Had 1600 drones • Guinness World Record for brightest drone show ever (via @AmazonMGMStudio)
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Idc how drunk i get, i know to not ever grip no damn toilet bowl
Dekunle27@dekunlz
the real “Hey god it's me again”
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@brendasafra black paper, white ink. not hard. way easier to dye paper black than to make a printer print everything but the letters.
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imprime um livro de 600 páginas assim e acabou toda a tinta do planeta
ana 𐙚 ̊@anafolklorism
Por que os livros não podem ter a página escura?
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Wait can you break into someone’s house with a picture of their uncensored key?
tea@pigeontisms
my father had to get house keys made and they had nhl keys. he got home all excited to show me the sharks key he got. this is what he got me
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@Rockomodernlif3 "fred jones swerves and launches the mystery machine off of a cliff" boom dont even need more names
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Acabo de leer una teoría que decía que scooby doo y su pandilla podrían ganarle a kira de death note porque kira jamás podría adivinar el verdadero nombre de shaggy y no puede matar a scoobydoo porque la death note no te deja matar animales
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Now wait a minute
So mint is really hardy and grows fast and it's edible and it smells great
...and we have a problem with this?
Why would you ever want a regular old lawn when you can just have a tiny pleasant-smelling mint field?
Am I missing something here?
Kevin → Plant Daddy@KevinEspiritu
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@AnimeTwtX its meruem, i dont think he makes it two weeks after being born
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僕は日本人なので、日本語が第一言語です。そして、多くの日本人は第二言語として、英語を学んでいます🇯🇵🥰
そこで、アメリカ人に質問があります。アメリカ人は第二言語として、どんな言語を学んでいますか？🇺🇸🤭
日本語
@kampagnepapi imagine going to portland maine and getting whataburger
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As a native Texan, I don’t know how I feel about Buccee’s becoming a national brand
Goodyear, AZ@GoodyearAZGov
Coming Soon! The first @bucees in Arizona opens June 22 in Goodyear. Will we see you there? #CityofGoodyear #GoodyearAZ #Bucees
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@author_pandp arnolds got the penthouse apartment full of secrets, spongebobs got the positivity and tankiness, aangs the avatar. were gonna find clues to a hidden treasure up in that bitch and do a goonies
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Why would literally anyone choose literally anything other than 8?
Reverse Steven Universe Setup.
Nostalgia@NostalgiaFolder
Which table are you sitting at?
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@MonsterOfSukeP the anti-ball. throw it at a pokemon already owned by a trainer to free it from captivity. N designed it
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