Pocket

@redsteeze It’s the Canuck isn’t it?

In outer space for 5 minutes. Shitter clogged.

Just jiggle the handle.

@s0s0sonia SERIOUSLY LOOK IT THE FUCK UP

@Pocket_the_Fool Wasn’t this supposed to be “America first” ? He’s telling other countries to buy American oil whilst price gouging actual Americans. if we need the oil why sell it?

Why is gas nearing almost $5 if there’s ‘PLENTY’ of gas here? #PresidentialAddress

@s0s0sonia Hey Google, what is "supply and demand?"

@shoveitjack @jarvis_best

@jarvis_best Just tell him the Stanley Cup is floating outside and he'll exit Orion all by himself just for the chance to touch it again.

The Americans better not ritualistically sacrifice the Canadian guy in space 😡😡😡

@Michellek4040 @jarvis_best "Mark Watney, Space Pirate"

@jarvis_best If you commit a crime in space you become a citizen there. This is how we take ownership of space.

@jarvis_best I promise no rituals, can't speak for the rest

@CHI_guy08 @greg_price11 Joe Biden Level Stupidity

@greg_price11 I truly, honestly, 100% have zero clue how this woman made her way to the U.S. Supreme Court. What level of stupidity is this?

Jackson: "How does this work? Are you suggesting that when a baby is born, people have to have documents determining a newborn child is a citizen of the United States?... Are we bringing in pregnant women for depositions?"

@VodkaPundit @afneil It's no Greenland, but it'll do in a pinch

I am told by White House sources that Trump is seriously considering taking Kharg Island.

@RobProvince And they really can't play that "Batgirl" card and just shelve it, can they?

This movie must be testing like absolute ass for them to already be going the Lady Ghostbusters / Captain Marvel route this early.

Uh huh…..

@bethanyshondark Requiescat in pace

RIP Bethany Mandel. Killed by her preteen son after she informed him she’s signed him up for a Latin class next school year.

@RobProvince DUDE

@mike_frags It all starts with the phrase "I don't understand"

Where to begin?

@BasilTheGreat Those who forget history

🚨🇮🇪 BREAKING: An armed group declaring themselves as the 'NEW REPUBLICAN MOVEMENT' have issued a WARNING to Irish Politicians "You have FLOODED our communities with MILITARY AGE MEN" "We will not sit back and watch our culture and religion DESTROYED by the people we put in power" Things are only going to get worse

@greg_price11 Let me guess: Justice Jackson didn't understand something.

🚨 BREAKING: The Supreme Court just ruled 8-1 in Chiles v. Salazar that Colorado's law banning "conversation therapy" for sexual orientation or gender identity is unconstitutional. Jackson was the lone dissent.

@phlegm99fan @ComfortablySmug @donlemon @mehdirhasan Jake Tapper & his book about Joe Biden, that's who

@ComfortablySmug @donlemon @mehdirhasan Don has to take it this year. Taking over a church during a service, forcing an unwanted interview, then playing victim? Come on, who can upstage that nonsense?

Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to Round 3 of #HackMadness presented by @RuthlessPodcast

@Devon_Eriksen_ I got so tired of saying this I gave up

Dear Japanese people: Do not believe this false propaganda. Breakfast handgun should be laid on its LEFT side, pointing outward, so you can quickly grasp it with your right hand, in case of communists.

@ingelramdecoucy OH HELL YES JUST LIKE I BOUGHT FOUR COPIES OF HOGWARTS LEGACY IN 2023 THAT I NEVER PLAYED

I’ve never much cared for Harry Potter or any of the media properties surrounding it but at this point I’m probably just gonna watch this dumb show out of spite for these dweebs

@GayPatriot @JohnnyAGI oh, like that's some kind of accomplishment?😂

@JohnnyAGI Found the retard.

I am so confused. How in the world did "the violent left" assemble 8 million people in over 3,000 locations across the country without a single incident of violence? No one even assaulted a police officer I was told the left were violent and hated America. What gives? 🤯

@hypothesizethat @fandompulse It’s the Star Trek “establishment” out there creating this dreck. Tell me again why Andy Weir needs them, and not the other way around?

@fandompulse Surprisingly immature and bitter on Andy Weir's part. He just comes across as a jealous child angry that his pitch didn't get accepted (I guarantee they hear thousands of pitches... and Weir's pitch was not necessarily good.)

Project Hail Mary writer Andy Weir savages modern Star Trek after they rejected his pitch: “I pitched a Star Trek show to Paramount and I was in Zoom with the showrunners with all the shows and spent a lot of time talking to [executive producer Alex Kurtzman]. I don’t like a lot of the new Trek. He, as a person, is a really nice guy. But at the same time, those shows are shit. He is a nice guy. But they didn’t accept my pitch so, you know, fuck ’em.” Should they have hired him instead of green lighting Starfleet Academy?