Johnny AGI

@Matt_Pinner My guess is that it forces vehicles to go slower up that hill preventing a real life episode of Fast & Furious I mean if you hit that at even 60mph you'd likely shoot into the air

What is this for? Correct answer deserves $950

@JoJoFromJerz Bearing false witness about what the parents of fallen soldiers say. That's so on brand for Hegseth and this whole administration.

Unfuckingbelievable that Hegseth lied about this. Unsurprising. But still utterly disgusting.

@WhiteHouse Gas prices are going to hit $4.00+/gallon in New Jersey The toll cost commute from South Jersey to my job Philadelphia recently went up Everything is more expensive from top to bottom. What exactly is prospering you freaking screwdriver

🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵 "Let us keep our people safe, our nations prospering, and our alliance flourishing for many, many generations to come." - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

@frontlinekit This is AI, and not even good AI We don't need to put out fake shit. Trump's got enough real things to criticize

🤬 Trump patting his secret service employee on the butt, you can see she is uncomfortable, when will people kick this sexual predator out of The White House. 🤮🤮🤮

@Matt_Pinner Strawberries Or is that cheating lol

🍇 Jelly isn’t available. Peanut Butter and what…..?

@RepNancyMace The Left does not want to "destroy America" People on the left include your teachers, fireman, police officers, nurses, et al. We have to tone down this rhetoric and stop acting like the other side is filled with evil. It's not.

We need to be as committed to saving America, as the Left is to destroying it. PASS THE SAVE AMERICA ACT.

@AngelaBelcamino Those who watched this past the 0:11 mark will experience additional viewing pleasure.

Your timeline cleanse starts now — needed or not?

@mattvanswol Hey @GOP, you have the majority in literally everything What's up?

@DefiantLs You'll never tell me Balenciaga isn't a social experiment

The beauty of a $1790 Balenciaga pouch 😂

@mymixtapez Game in the DM's like...

46-year-old rapper The Game exposed by multiple women for using the same pickup line in all their DMs 📩👀

@lyssasphere I did not know this Now I do. I have just learned a new thing.

Did you know that if you are on the moon, you can observe the earth in the sky, but it is entirely stationary... It doesn't move.... Because the moon's motion is tidally locked. #relativity

@BazlArash @KMSharp72 @w_terrence 🤣😂🙌

@KMSharp72 @JohnnyAGI @w_terrence @KMSharp72 you leave 2018me best bud alone @JohnnyAGI I did it! I posted Something that wasn’t praising brilliance of our Orange Jesus If u mess w my fav misguided(jk) lib u go thru me. A Persian Trump guy In wise words of Oberyn Martell. “I will be your(conservative)champion

Impeachment is all we’re going to hear about if the SAVE Act doesn’t pass. Democrats will cheat to steal the midterms and once they take power, they’ll push investigations, impeachment, and try to remove Trump from office. He will be impeached if they win! Pass the Save Act.

@CreativelyOn @Nithya_Shrii The robots I think

@JohnnyAGI @Nithya_Shrii Who’s going to fix the robots?

10 jobs that are 100% safe from AI: 1. Dentist 2. Construction worker 3. Plumbing 4. Farming 5. Gardening 6. Carpentry 7. Cooking 8. Gardening 9. Welder 10. Electrician Did I miss any?!

@TacosNdogs @DidDTrumpDie Far too epic

@JohnnyAGI @DidDTrumpDie Our bottle is ready.

No.

@lanechanged Most justified crashout of the week 👆

What the Hell is wrong with this place? Whyyyyy won't my notifications refresh, goddammit? How hard is it to just buy a perfectly good & working social media platform & just leave it tf alone? 🤬

@mascilage @Nithya_Shrii Yeah that is true, I remember reading an issue of Popular Science where flying cars were predicted for 2008 lol

@JohnnyAGI @Nithya_Shrii they said the same thing about flying cars

@KMSharp72 @w_terrence And why, pray-tell, is that?

@JohnnyAGI @w_terrence Founding fathers would have dumped you in the Potomac.

@DanBilzerian I love how one of the biggest things everybody agrees on is that our government is about to fuck us

The war is a complete disaster, they are lying to you about everything. False Flag attack incoming.