Grey Skull

I’m on the side of twitter where animals are trolling themselves

Hay chistes que se escriben solos.

Ss1 students before. Ss1 students now😂

When you're out of data, there's a way you'll try opening your OPAY account; they'll pity you and allow you to use the app.

Atletico wining the UCL is good for casuals btw. They’ve suffered a lot in the hands of Ronaldo. Simeone and Koke deserve this. Then the Lookman agenda of winning both European trophies >>>>>>>>

1. The chainsaw was originally invented to aid in childbirth. 2. Facetious is the only English word with all five vowels in order 3. The longest 1-syllable word in English is STRENGTHS 4. Your stomach gets a new lining every few days. This prevents it from digesting itself. 5. There are more stars in the universe than there are grains of sand on Earth 6. The Catholic Church put a dead body on trial in the year 897. Pope Stephan VI put the body of the deceased Pope Formosus on trial. He was, unsurprisingly, found guilty, and his body was thrown into the Tiber River. His body was recovered. There was a major uproar over it, and Pope Stephan was quietly retired (garroted in prison in the summer of 897). Pope Formosus’s body was eventually reburied in the original St. Peter’s Basilica. The church ruled that you had to be alive to be put on trial. 7. Cats can understand our languages, but they usually don't care. 8. It’s impossible to bite down on something. You can only bite up, because your mandible is the only movable part of the skull. 9. Every letter 'C' is pronounced differently in 'Pacific Ocean.' 10. Race car spelled backwards is race car 😉

Nigerian Law School has produced more skit makers than reputable lawyers in the last 10yrs. 😌

Thank God say I watch Nat Geo Wild, if not how I for take Dey understand some of una behaviors.

Would Chelsea fans choose to lose to Man City if it meant Arsenal didn't win the Premier League? 😅

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

Bro do you know how auraless you have to be for two goats to outmog you in a picture????

@Burmese_Tyga_ Bruhhh,,a whole festival for okpa

Okpa is really not that great to have a festival about it. 👀

I go sleep over for girl house for uni that year,,person find the girl come for early morning meet me there,,let the girl’s name be Anita,,I de form sleep just hear ‘Anita las las na you go give this guy belle’ I wan mad😭

@cucurella3 Welcome back,,Hato almost took my life on Saturday

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Messi tho.. everybody dey find weak teams to paste first career Hattrick.. he plaster him own for Real Madrid body 😂😂 he then waited till their supposed “Greatest Player in History” came to the league.. he plaster them another Hattrick make them know say first one no be mistake

@Flames_ea God abeg oo

Na thief una dey call am now???😭

@_01Legion He definitely did not say that

🚨🔵| BREAKING: "Nicolas Jackson to claim his position at Chelsea!" 🗣 "When my loan at Bayern Munich is over, I want to return to Chelsea as I'm still on contract there and I'll do everything possible to reclaimed my position as the main striker for the team". "Moving to Chelsea was never a mistake for me because I've learnt a lot as a player over the past couple of years I was there, Chelsea has helped my career and because of that, I'm going to work hard to repay them handsomely on the pitch." "Watch out for the return of NICOLAS JACKSON"

This is a dangerous mindset to have! It should mean something to you. It should mean that she is lying.

we used to have UCL football on valentine's day 💔

@vahphor Tyler perry would like this one

My friend showed me a screenshot of the 2 million naira her man transferred to her for Valentine’s, I was like “awww, goals!” 😍 So I thought, if her guy can do that, mine can definitely step up too. Last night when my man got home from work, I served him food like proper wife material, waited till he finished eating, then sweetly asked “Babe, you know tomorrow is Valentine’s, right? Hope you’ve prepared my gift o. Without saying a single word, he grabbed my iPhone 16, smashed it on the floor! I stood there shocked, thinking maybe it’s a prank and he’s got an iPhone 17 Pro Max hidden somewhere…