Levi Blue

Gender: ▫️ Bone In ▫️ Boneless

It's hammer time with a retro touch! 👾 Introducing NEXUS, a brand new Grifball Court to be played with the AGLA Grifball game mode and commissioned by @PoisonxPoptart. Had so much fun making this one! 🔥 🎵 Music by deltaiv.band 🔖 Bookmarks on thread 👇🏼

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The difference between twt and fb is driving me insane because the art pieces I love the most, do really well here and the dumbest fucking doodles I come up with get shared a lot there

Let Icarus cook

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cinematic parallels

Anytime someone on here buys a blue check, the algorithm automatically sends me their IP address.

Nobody: Ice spice: the sun will come out tomorrow

John Wilkes Booth:

Not my zooted ass rinsing out the chicken before cooking and squeezing it in my hand like a sponge expecting it to work

nobody : absolutely nobody: my brain:

*gandalf and balrog freefalling into the deep chasm* me: (tweeting from my rock crevice) um, two weird guys just blew past me?

(Gordon ramsay chewing out a restaurant owner over his old expired ingredients) And where the fuck does this door lead? If I see a- (inside is a vast chamber. The cavern ceiling is collapsed, a stream of water drips down as moonlight illuminates an ancient tree) oh for fucks sake

No man has all 5: - A legitimate heir - A trusted advisor - Loyal vassals - Happy citizens - Content nobles