Polybius Champion🐂💨🇺🇸

The more I read about the German war effort 1941 onwards, the more I’m struck by how they failed to comprehend the nature of the war they were fighting until it was much too late.

HOA meeting just dropped the single greatest rule in human history 😂 “Children are permitted… but it’s the intensity of the splashing. When splashing becomes continuous, it stops being play. It becomes activity. And activity at that level… is shared.” Ma’am, you didn’t just attend an HOA meeting. You ascended to Peak Karen and invented Splash Marxism. Kids out here living their best chaotic summer lives and this visor-wearing philosopher is in the back doing physics equations on cannonballs like she’s the fun police’s Chief Justice. Next month: “The velocity of cannonball entries violates Section 4.2.7 of the covenants. Fines will be assessed per giggle decibel.” These people would fine the ocean for waves. ABOLISH HOAs. Your kids deserve to splash like absolute degenerates without filing a 47-page Environmental Impact Report. Fight me, Karen. I’m bringing the Super Soaker. 🏊‍♂️💦😂

There isn’t a single deep southern state that’s been controlled by Republicans for generations. GOP control is a recent thing: Louisiana: 2011-2015, 2024-present Mississippi: 2012-present Alabama: 2011-present Georgia: 2005-present

FYI: collapsible batons are much cheaper than guns, don’t need licensure and are a lot less of an escalation simply to draw but are scary enough to deter and extend your reach by >1’ if not. I got my Smith & Wesson for $50. Break their legs and run! (Check legality in your area.)

What’s a sex scene that genuinely mattered to the plot and couldn’t be removed from the film?

JUST IN: Reading scores for students in grades 3 through 8 have fallen in 47 of 50 states since 2015.