Matthew George (sometimes daughter Beatrice) 💙

🌈💙 So proud 💙🌈

So @BobandBerts #Dumfries have done it again — another perfect plate of food! Get in my tummy!! 🍽️😋👌

Beatrice decided to decorate her egg in the style of the school lollipop lady and her wee school pals. 🥚

@Alan_Tonge Breaking News…

Lads it’s Spurs. Oh dear 🤦‍♂️

@RealTimVine Is ‘Meningitis’ the name of a novelty wine, there were 34 cases of it for sale originally… and 5 have been sold? 🤔

BBC Headline: ‘Cases of Meningitis down to 29 from 34’. I don’t understand. It can’t mean 5 people got better because they would still have been cases, so were 5 cases misdiagnosed? If it’s the latter then it’s not gone down from 34. It never got to 34! Am I being thick?

My Sky remote won’t work, and the TV is stuck on Sportscene. Send help quickly!! #ScottishFootballIsShite

@jamie_pragnell He was excellent. Danny Ward was very funny too.

@Pontyboy99 I saw him in Southampton in January, he was brilliantly funny. I won’t spoil any of the jokes……there’s one about a threesome - it still makes me laugh two months on! Enjoy!

All set for Mark Simmons. 🙌 #Dumfries

A hilarious night of comedy with Danny Ward & Mark Simmons at our amazing Theatre Royal, Dumfries, Scotland’s oldest working theatre. 🙌 — First in the queue for the merch & selfie! Had a fab night!! 👏 👏 And cheers for the pic. 📸 @danwardcomic @JokesWithMark

Happy International Women’s Day. 🙌 #InternationalWomensDay2026

Anyone for vegan cheesecake? 🤔

Another superb brekkie at @BobandBerts in #Dumfries. Still THE BEST place for breakfast in town. 🍽️🙌

@NatalieAHood @CatharineHoey @JeremyVineOn5 Vine has a camera fitted to his helmet, but well done to him for reporting it. 🙌

@CatharineHoey @JeremyVineOn5 Isn’t it illegal for Jeremy Vine, or anyone for that matter to be using a mobile phone whilst cycling 🚴‍♂️ 🤔

Just heard from a taxi driver how @JeremyVineOn5 cycled up to his cab at a traffic light and filmed him with his camera and then reported him to police. Taxi driver got a 6 points and a 500 pound fine. What a nasty thing to do -taxi wasn’t moving and as soon as it moved he would have stopped talking Vine should start reporting cyclists rushing through red lights if he wants to play tell tale

Happy 79th Birthday Gerald! A true gentleman and everyday hero!🍻♥️

Incredibly sad news to report today from the Nestlé factory. 😢 A night shift worker was crushed beneath 10 crates of chocolate which fell from a forklift. He repeatedly cried for help, but every time he shouted: “The Milky Bars are on me!”, his colleagues just cheered…

He left us 24 years ago today. Never forgotten, mate. 🙌 x

Fair play, still the best place in Dumfries for a bacon roll. 👌 @BobandBerts

Huge shout-out to our local @BobandBerts here in Dumfries. And good luck to its new store manager who started this week… you’ve taken on THE BEST place to eat in town! 🙌👌 — from an extremely happy regular (twice-daily!) customer.

Bob & Bert’s #Dumfries is still THE place for brekkie! 🍽️👌 @BobandBerts

@LesDennis Still remember watching you both with Russ Abbot on the pier in Blackpool when I was a kid. My very first experience of a live show. 👌🙌🙏

40 years ago we lost the wonderful Dustin Gee,my comedy partner and best friend aged 43. Just think what he might have achieved had he lived. Miss you my friend x