Poodhey

Twitter is the only place where you can feel like dating these days is just a lost cause but also tweets like this exist that make you feel like you might be a unicorn because you don’t brush your teeth with dish soap or whatever.

why stop there? end qualified immunity for ALL law enforcement.

Minnesota Republican lawmaker Elliott Engel, who recently wrote that Democrats "have been drunk at the wheel in protecting taxpayer dollars from systemic fraud," was arrested for drunk driving last night. x.com/WBLPD/status/2…

This needs to become illegal. It is data collection + intimidation of existing employees + stock market manipulation + HR pretending to be working. Literally nothing is good about it and it damages the social fabric a lot.

Arsonist firefighter puts out fire he started. Such a hero!

Hegseth is burning through Tomahawk missiles like they're fifths of vodka

@PhilMackey The main lesson from this: only 3 of the 35 “hits” were taken later than a mid-2nd round pick. Draft capital matters when evaluating this kind of stuff. Not getting an accurate picture when you group Bulger and Zappe in with JJ, LJax, and Mac Jones in the QB5 grouping.

This is awesome research from Dave. We discussed on today's Purple Daily

@MatrixMysteries @caitlinmcgowan The sandwiches are $7.50 or $9 each, totally reasonable. Maybe next time don’t order $43 worth of soup?

Americans are waking up to how INSANE food prices have gotten. He orders 2 soups, 2 grilled cheese sandwiches, and 1 other sandwich at Panera Bread — then stares at the total: $71. For soup and sandwiches. Panera Bread is owned by a private equity firm.

Arizona drivers are paying $1.37 more per gallon than they were a month ago as the ongoing Iran conflict continues to disrupt global oil supplies. ktar.com/arizona-news/a…

@dustytit The feminine need to jill off

“jerking off” is gender neutral. ladies can jerk off. “jacking off” is a whole different beast though. highly aggressive, masculine, disgusting

ICE in the airports today

You know who’s a perfect metaphor for the GOP? Scott Jennings. A pundit who mocks Trump with us during commercial breaks — but fawns over Trump when the camera is rolling. Brave enough to speak out… in the green room.

The largest city in the country filled 7,000 potholes in a single day, and the second largest needs 270 days to fix a streetlight.

No consequences for committing fraud, wasting taxpayers’ money, and violating the civil rights of citizens. Phoenix Police are corrupt.

Phoenix is a case study of what happens when a brutal, violent major metropolitan police department is left to govern itself

“The Phoenix Police Department will not discipline any officers for their roles in a massive city scandal where officials invented a fake gang and then falsely charged protesters as members back in 2020” abc15.com/news/local-new…

I wrote this about Jessi. Honestly, this still feels like a bad dream. juddzulgad.substack.com/p/it-doesnt-se…

Family isn’t always blood, but the people you choose and that couldn’t have been more true. Jessi was like another big sister to me. She had a confidence and a way of being able to talk to anyone that I envied. She had an unmatched work ethic and a huge heart. Any time I needed help, needed to rant, or needed someone she was there without hesitation. Most importantly, she was the best mom and loved her kids and family fiercely. She brought me into her world and introduced me to her family and friends and I’m so grateful she did. Hudson, Cayden and Avery were the best kids and I’m so grateful she let me be part of their lives. The visits on game days, being able to come to their house and hang out with the family are memories I cherish. There’s not enough pictures, videos, memories I can share in one post. There’s so much more I want to say that I can’t find the words for yet. I hope you know how loved you are and could see the outpouring of love for you and your family from the hockey community today. I hope you know how much I love you and how missed you will be. Thank you for everything. Please keep Mike, the family, and everyone who loved Jessi in your prayers.

We are heartbroken and join the State of Hockey in mourning the tragic loss of Jessi and her children. May they rest in peace 💔.

@minnesotaguy11 @TomPelissero Agreed. Like the Kyler signing, hope they keep JJ to maybe start in 27. Wentz a great QB3 to have.

@Poodhey @TomPelissero probably right, last season sas such a blur, nightmare type frustrating season. i forgot a lot of it already. i just wissh jj couldve just played the whole season. that hurt him the most. not totally ready to give up on him yet.

The Vikings went 9-8 last season and probably make the playoffs if Carson Wentz doesn't get hurt, forcing undrafted rookie Max Brosmer into action. This time, they have Kyler Murray, J.J. McCarthy and Wentz in one of the NFL's most fascinating QB rooms.