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@ProducerDrew_ Wedgie shouldn't have started this game. You lose with Blackwood? Fine. Get Wedgie back in there to lock it down for game 4. Now you've got a shaky Wedgie or a Blackwood tossed into a shit storm.

Wild go up 3-0. Puck deflects off Toews and Hartman taps it in out of the air. That’s 2 unlucky breaks for the Avs and Wedgewood is pulled. This isn’t about his performance it’s just trying to spark the team #GoAvsGo

@J_inDmand @BarrenWolfsbane They ESPECIALLY dont give a shit once they are out of the womb. And start caring a little more when they can start serving the corporate machine or the war machine.

@BarrenWolfsbane Let's be real here. You don't give a shit about babies. You just hate women and think they should suffer for spreading their legs. You're a stain on this world.

Morals.

@Smoogle01 @The_Epic_Mike I love a good cinematic game but there HAS to be something there that makes me want to PLAY to the next cinematic. Otherwise, Im just gonna look up a super cut on YouTube.

@The_Epic_Mike Don't mind the pissed off theater kids. You're completely right. Games should be games, not movies. I'm tired of people that don't care about games infesting the hobby because they couldn't make their mediocre ass nepobaby Wes Anderson wannabe slop in another industry.

This is a huge problem in gaming right now. A bunch of theater kids who couldnt break into Hollywood got jobs writing for game studios. But they dont give a shit about video games, they wanted to make movies. There is nothing wrong with games wanting to be cinematic but it has to be combined with good gameplay and most of these games are unplayable or glorified cut scene simulators.

I’m so fucking scared.

@MakarTruther98 @TheLineBlender Im starting to think the NHL felt they werent getting enough said on social media so they decided to fuck with oilers fans, knowing they would get all up in their feels and post incessantly.

@TheLineBlender Maybe if you guys write another essay he’ll get a nomination !!

So where did all the people go that were saying that Werenski dragging them into the playoffs would be so monumental? When he failed out in the last like 5 weeks and they didn't, not a peep but still a finalist and maybe winner. Or that Makar was net detrimental to MacKinnon who hard carried this year? Or that Hughes can't score 10 goals, let alone 20? Or that Bouchard led them all in EV Defense WAR and Special Teams time, net offense, points, goals, plus/minus (except Makar). And it's not even close when comparing on/off ice impact, as Bouchard leads these candidates in xG% rel to team. Then, the Oilers further proved they were otherwise weak/had other issues when they flopped out in Round 1, while COL is cruising and MIN cruised to Round 2. Goalposts keep moving all year 'round in this league and on twitter dot com.

@therockiegoalie @TopTierPucks I really wish we could force user's to change their names. I have never seen this dude talk hockey outside of crying over oilers players.

@TopTierPucks Holy fuck bro we get you are jealous of us but this is just hilarious

The PHWA has a serious problem and they should really reconsider who gets a vote. They force Avs players into these conversations based on reputation Notice how the Award which ACTUAL PLAYERS voted on had Celebrini and not MacKinnon. PR Accolades have become meaningless. Fix it

@mathewjdp Genuine question... why post this if you dont want to argue your point? What is even the point? Just scream it at your friends or something if you dont want to argue it.

Bouchard and Seider was better than Dahlin and Makar this season. Argue with a WALL.

@TopTierPucks My god dude. Just change your fucking username. You barely cover the sport of hockey, you cover Bouchard or whatever perceived slight you think is happening against the oilers.

- Thomas says Bouchard can’t win the Norris because of McDavid - Thomas says McDavid can’t win the Hart because of Draisaitl - Thomas voted for Makar and MacKinnon who play not only with eachother, but on the best team in hockey Thomas is not a bright individual

@GoldenHcky @ColoradoAoS And even with the objective evidence, Bouchard is outside looking in. He should try harder.

@ColoradoAoS Bouchard ranked higher than Makar in defensive WAR. He was also on the ice for a lower rate of high-danger chances against, and he had fewer turnovers result in goals against compared to Makar. None of your takes are matching the objective evidence.

Dahlin and Makar are ranked 19th and 21st in WAR among Defencemen, per HockeyStats. Bouchard is ranked 2nd. The snub is diabolical. #LetsGoOilers

@realexclusi_ve This is why I mutes that cursed account.

i’m sorry what is on my instagram feed?

@CamilaAnnelisse @beto_themonster @proyecto_e13362 @BrodiiKDB I've got the same scar from the smallpox. I was in the Navy and you get an absolute fuckton of vaccines. Smallpox, anthrax, yellow fever, typhoid, a bunch of others. It's been 18 years so Im definitely forgetting some vaccines.

@beto_themonster @proyecto_e13362 @BrodiiKDB Waos, eso no lo sabia

esa es la marca de la atención médica gratuita.

@WildSideSnipes I maintain to this day seeing a playoff game live is basically being in an arena/stadium full of rich but casual as fuck fans. This goes for any sport, really. So they get drunk, get in their unknowing feels, and boo without a clue why haha.

Avs fans booing Quinn Hughes is low IQ behavior. Is it because the refs made a bad tripping call? 🤨

@BlaisHunter In Avs fans defense, its not the usual. And its definitely nice to hear after TNTs broadcast.

ESPN is very Colorado-friendly on the call tonight. It's the opposite of the Mammoth game earlier this year. Not fun if you're a Wild fan.

Waiting for how MacK is dirty after that hit. #goavsgo

@Salvyy__ @teapottoffoIi "You just lost game 6 and are going to a game 7, would you say this next game is the most important of the series?" "You just lost game 7, how does that feel?" Fucking idiot ass questions.

@teapottoffoIi Eh journalists been asking stupid ass fucking questions for 20 years every now and then they can take it back since they love to dish it out

Head coach of the Barrie Colts, Dylan Smoskowitz, and their captain, Kashawn Aitcheson, had very few words for their post-game media following their game 7 win in the OHL Eastern Conference Final. This was a very tough watch, and I would love to hear their explanation for this 😬

@MN_Wild_Fans He's the worst in that crew. TNT trying to recreate NBA on TNT and only hit the mark with Bissonette. Beyond that, their hockey coverage is absolute shit. I feel like my knowledge of the game gets worse with every broadcast.

Anson Carter says it’s ugly hockey. Guys a clown. This is fun. Two elite teams going at it. And guy says it’s ugly.

@LizzieMarbach Thankfully, I truly do not give a shit. I'm quite content living alone and not dating if it means giving up a single hobby of mine.

I know this is unpopular, but it will always be unattractive for a grown man to play video games. Some women might be understanding or pretend like they don’t care that you spend hours playing, but they do. It is extremely unattractive to women and will never not be. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@ThisIsMatthew97 If they win this year, itll be one of the most amazing and perplexing stories.

Blues won the Stanley Cup in 2019 fyi

@JTownAvs088 @meg_lynn_g Yea, no clue what this dude is talking about. My buddy who is not a fan of either team, texted me at one point saying "think there's any chrome left for them to suck off the Wild?"

@meg_lynn_g Oh please. I got tired of hearing them stroke off the state of Minnesota for 3 hours

I could close my eyes and just listen to this TNT broadcast and have no idea who the Avalanche are playing. Almost zero mention of the Wild.