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Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies why honey is better than poop. Except on internet arguments.

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Poopmarket@Poopmarket·
@NYCMayor Celebrating Iftar in City Hall while the US Flag resting on the ground gets stepped on, kicked.
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MJTruthUltra@MJTruthUltra·
Damn… 🚨 America's most Ghetto mayor Tiffany Henyard Calls for President Trump to SEND IN THE TROOPS to Chicago after her father was shot. "Yesterday, my father, my hero, was an innocent victim of this random and heartbreaking violence — This tragedy has shaken my family to its core, and unfortunately, it reflects a reality that too many families across our state are facing —Cities such as Memphis, Tennessee, Washington, D.C. and New Orleans, Louisiana during the 2026 Mardi Gras period have all seen positive outcomes through collaboration efforts. I respectfully urge Governor Pritzker to RECONSIDER working in partnership with President Donald J. Trump to ensure the safety and well-being of the people you were elected to serve." She said on Facebook. Prayers for her father. 🙏 rumble.com/v6enebd-tiffan…
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Pop Base@PopBase·
Nick Cannon calls Democrats “the party of the KKK”: “People don’t know that the Democrats are the party of the KKK. People don’t know that the Republicans are the party that freed the slaves.”
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Poopmarket@Poopmarket·
@AZSenateGOP that’s quite the lengthy investigation to prove someone stole a cart. A ticket for posession of stolen property would work.
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AZSenateRepublicans
AZSenateRepublicans@AZSenateGOP·
🚨This is what happens when Democrats run your city. This week in Senate Government Committee, lawmakers exposed what’s happening in Phoenix… Businesses are charged when their property is stolen. Shopping carts get taken… the city brings them back… then charges the business ~$25. The victim pays. The criminal doesn’t. HB 2460 would stop it. It passed committee. Every Democrat voted no. Watch this.
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Poopmarket@Poopmarket·
@JBPritzker Nobody expects you to bend a knee. But refusing to stand for a disabled kid or veterans receiving war medals for their service… that’s kinda low
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Poopmarket@Poopmarket·
@GuntherEagleman kennedy blades in her head… “Fuck FOX NEWS! This one is for George Floyd bitch!!!”
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
🚨 FOX NEWS’ ABBY HORNACEK just got SUPLEXED on LIVE TV like a total boss! She pops right up: “I don’t think I can be a wrestler… The mic pack did not survive!” She took it like a champ!
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Poopmarket@Poopmarket·
@LailaMickelwait FYI any idiot can read “Zolpidem” through that blur job you did. No other sleep medication shares the same word structure & shape. You should probably fix that
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Laila Mickelwait
Laila Mickelwait@LailaMickelwait·
P*rnhub was monetizing real r*pe videos of drugged, unconscious victims until public pressure and lawsuits forced Visa and Mastercard to cut them off. Today Motherless is monetizing r*pe videos of drugged, unconscious victims and monetizing them with ads purchased using Visa and Mastercard. Motherless should face the same reckoning. This is also a perfect example of why mandatory age/ID and consent verification is essential prevention policy.
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Poopmarket@Poopmarket·
@katiehobbs @katiehobbs Can you help me? I have epilepsy, and pay over $100 a month for my medication. I do not qualify for medicaid.
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Katie Hobbs
Katie Hobbs@katiehobbs·
Every Arizona family should be able to get the care they need, when they need it. That’s why I’ve lowered prescription drug prices, erased hundreds of millions in medical debt, and I’m continuing to look for ways to make healthcare more affordable for everyone.
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Poopmarket@Poopmarket·
@epaleezeldin Does this come with an engine tune and replacement rubber fuel lines? Who is going to advance my timing!?
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Lee Zeldin
Lee Zeldin@epaleezeldin·
I just signed and announced a nationwide E15 and E10 fuel waiver to fortify U.S. fuel supply. This waiver ensures a robustly available supply of domestic fuel, providing Americans further relief at the pumps, and reducing our reliance on foreign oil. This means lower energy costs for ALL Americans—fulfilling President Trump’s Day One Executive Orders. epa.gov/newsreleases/e…
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Governor Katie Hobbs
Governor Katie Hobbs@GovernorHobbs·
I'm glad to see Republicans recognize the need for greater accountability and transparency over the ESA entitlement program. I'm ready to work across the aisle with legislative leaders to protect taxpayer dollars and stop the spending on luxury purchases like lingerie, diamond rings, and overseas vacations. Let's get it done this session.
Arizona Treasurer Kimberly Yee@AZTreasurerYee

Today I announced that the ESA marketplace platforms must be improved to protect taxpayer dollars. Arizona taxpayers deserve to have a platform that efficiently provides families with ESA funds while identifying misspending or misuse. Press Release: aztreasury.gov/_files/ugd/8bb…

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Shalashaska🇿🇦@Hoerang26·
@GuntherEagleman My all time favorite "Walker Texas Ranger I'm that old. Goosh the theme song was glorious 🔥🔥💔💔😭😂😂
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
🚨 America just lost a TRUE PATRIOT today. Chuck Norris—an Air Force veteran, martial arts legend, and unapologetic defender of freedom.
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Poopmarket@Poopmarket·
@GavinNewsom At Rivian, meanwhile your 61 cent per gallon gas tax isn’t making yielding enough money so you are looking to tax a per-mile road charge instead, disincentivizing people from buying electric vehicles after providing large subsidies when purchasing them. What a joke
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Gavin Newsom
Gavin Newsom@GavinNewsom·
Donald Trump wants to put America in reverse. Civil rights. Voting rights. LGBTQ rights. Women's rights. We will lose this country if we don’t stand up to it.
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Nick Sortor
Nick Sortor@nicksortor·
🚨 LMFAO HOLY CRAP! President Trump just dropped an INSANE one-liner in front of the Japanese PM in the Oval REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before the Iran war? TRUMP: "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why did you not tell me about PEARL HARBOR!? Right?" 🤣🔥
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Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸@Bubblebathgirl·
NYPD officer caught getting enlightened. Should she be fired or left alone?
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Poopmarket@Poopmarket·
@JoJoFromJerz @GavinNewsom Gavin newsom called Nick Shirley “Slow Shirley” because of his speech patterns. Gavin can’t take what he hands out?
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Jo@JoJoFromJerz·
Donald Trump said yesterday that people with dyslexia are “dumb.” That Gavin Newsom was “unfit” because of it. Trump is a bully. He’s an asshole. And he’s wrong. When I interviewed @GavinNewsom recently, he spoke about his struggles with dyslexia openly and honestly. The things he said on the subject are extremely important to so many. This is the way leaders speak. jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/breaking-i-i…
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Gavin Newsom
Gavin Newsom@GavinNewsom·
To every kid with a learning disability: don’t let anyone — not even the President of the United States — bully you. Dyslexia isn’t a weakness. It’s your strength.
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Governor Newsom Press Office
Governor Newsom Press Office@GovPressOffice·
NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
Our Congress is a JOKE. We have 2 Jihadists who hate America. We have a Leader who refuses to pass the SAVE Act. We have a Black dude who pretends to be Barack Obama. We have a dude who can’t speak English and wears a cat on his head. We have a woman pretending to be a native Indian. We have a woman in the House who stole 5M from FEMA. We have a one eyed dude who has "drinking episodes" in Mexico. We have a dude who begged Jeffrey Epstein for money after his conviction. We have a lady who was texting with Epstein during a Congressional hearing. We have a dude in Congress pretending to be a women. We have a jihadist lady who married her brother. We have a dude who was banging a Chinese spy. We have an old alcoholic hag who is insider trading. We have a heavy set lady punching ICE agents. We have a dude who made up Russian lies. We have a dude who drinks margaritas with gang members. We have staffers ass fcking in the Senate chamber room. All paid for by the American taxpayer.
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Poopmarket@Poopmarket·
@GuntherEagleman @nicksortor Minnesota had $9 billion in stolen taxpayer funds uncovered! This could fund 4.5 days of Iran conflict. We expect California’s fraud / stolen taxpayer funds to be higher. So if we just stop fraud, we can balance the budget in exchange for state security! Who would have thought 🤔
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Nick Sortor
Nick Sortor@nicksortor·
🚨 JUST IN: Democrat MI Senator Elissa Slotkin now says DHS SHOULD be funded — a day after voting AGAINST it All it took was a freaking TERRORIST ATTACK in her state to change her tune We’ve ALL been saying this was going to end up happening.
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