ThePoorPrepper

I’m going to leave this as a pinned thing for any new followers so they know my stance early.

I need every man woman and child in the area to show up and help our brother out! Small business Pimpin’

@BandITJuicebar @HardPass4 Discontinued and $200 on eBay now…

@PoorPrepper2112 @HardPass4 Very dumb indeed, where do I get one of those 👀

Just saw a guy walking out of Academy with one of those SOG spears. Gave him a nod and a “Hell yeah brother”. He looked at me weird but laughed.

@BandITJuicebar @HardPass4 That’s part of why I have stupid shit like a pistol bayonet….

@HardPass4 They're God awful stupid, and yes I bought one just to say I have a spear.

@WombatsGhost @BuffaloRon @mnsibley Last time he tried he just kept yelling something about no new book for me.

@BuffaloRon @mnsibley I wouldn't recommend it. Do you know how hard it is to catch a greased Sibley?

Pro-tip for whomever get's @mnsibley duty this weekend.

@Yippiekiyay6 That is a nice camping stove, I like that they include replacement parts.

But it was a camping stove!

@ThomasNuckles @JayJosephVet Same. Even got some made for my toddler mostly because I can never remember his social or blood type and it’s easy to keep a tag in the diaper bag.

@JayJosephVet I still have mine, my father's, and my grandfathers.

Did you keep these after you left the service and do you still wear them from time to time?

@_SILLYGOOSE_ofl @microtechknives @SpydercoKnives @BenchmadeKnives Insert disappointed noises. Oh well, I was hopeful you were mad enough to get rid of it lol. I will get my own eventually. I keep getting distracted with Benchmade knives.

@PoorPrepper2112 @microtechknives @SpydercoKnives @BenchmadeKnives Its not for sale sir. Its a reminder to not listen to dealers in this shady world

Welp @microtechknives, it was good using your knives. Looks like it's going in a drawer since you want to charge me 30 bucks to clean and sharpen it. Back to a real company that backs their products like @SpydercoKnives or @BenchmadeKnives

@bryanhorsey I gave this a tactical like.

Can we please stop fucking adding “Tactical” to everything. Just stop 🛑

@GraceLoveFaith8 Be careful, he might steal your wheel according to a song I heard.

One of the local churches in my area was giving away mini Jesus figurines and I had to have one. He’s riding around with me everywhere I go in my car. ✝️

@quinn_morgue @SciOpGoth Libertarian pervert blockers…. Yeah I like that name I will use it more.

@SciOpGoth 🤣 I was like, what are those on her feets? 🤣

Make a buffalo fur suit, toss tourists anyway. Claim discrimination for your sexual identity when you get arrested and relax with your lawsuit money. Buy your own Buffalo and train them to attack on command. Become the leader of a herd that obeys your will and punish more stupid tourists. Escalate shenanigans as desired.

Sometimes I wish I was a Yellowstone Bison. It seems so satisfying to just wig TF out every once in a while & toss a tourist into the air. Nobody even gets mad at you. They're just like "ahhhh silly bisons, that's why ya gotta keep your distance!"

@PopHemingway This is cool!

By the time neonatal medicine finally caught up in the 1940s, Couney had saved more than 6,500 premature babies, many of whom grew up to testify that his sideshow saved their lives. Today, historians credit him as an unlikely pioneer whose carnival attraction became one of the earliest functioning neonatal intensive care units in America.

@PoorPrepper2112 thats a bad idea

Both can be pacified with powdered donuts. However if you are a tourist in Yellowstone I recommend you use an air horn near the buffalo as they have hearing issues. The air horn will let them know you are approaching with food.

If you are racist, go ahead and unfollow me. If you are antisemitic, go ahead and unfollow me. If you are an Islamophobe, go ahead and unfollow me. If you like individuals for who they are, I’m sure I’ll like you. I do judge people myself. On their actions, not their faith, color or ethnicity.

@Veteran_Jaime I still have and use both of these things, picked up a pack of those pens at FT Campbell a few months ago. I use the log book to track gun purchases.

I'm just going to leave this here for you Veterans.

@smokefleet @VatoBlancoStore Let me know how good it is after you get it. I usually just make my own, kinda picky.

@VatoBlancoStore ok Vato Blanco, order #10110.

And this is why I call my wife strawberry…

@BuffaloRon @AmericanLictor Tourist tossing season is my favorite after shark week.

We even made a shirt... "Don't pet the fluffy cows" Well @AmericanLictor did it for us .. stellar work.

@ConditionOne247 I should do this, kiddo and my girl need a new playmate. Turns out toddlers can wear out German Shepards…

This is the best thing I’ve seen in a minute