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Morgan Gibbs-White on Instagram. Horrendous injury and probably also lucky that it wasn't his eye

@rebekkarnold Nope Mitchell fucked us over sold him for what he could get didn’t rate him just all about ££

Have Newcastle got a sell on clause on Elliot Anderson? Because wheeeeew

@chloeleibo Whole lot of them need to feck off #freespeech

@Pooter2013 fuck the #wokies

oh dear my tweet has reached the woke brigade im so #sorry

@chloeleibo 😂🤣 good choice

meanwhile

@UnitedDays99 @lwrg173 @MirrorFootball @andydunnmirror How longs mure been in debt & it rose even more since big Jim moved in £750 mil 20 year ago now stands at nearly £800 mil

@lwrg173 @MirrorFootball @andydunnmirror You made a loss of 135 million before you sold the stadium to yourself! You lost 90 million the year before! It’s making no money at all 😭😂

The Saudis have ditched LIV Golf - and do not be surprised if Newcastle United are next ✍️ @andydunnmirror mirror.co.uk/sport/football…

@rebekkarnold @KeznAl Both genders born with similar body parts other then downstairs really isn’t an issue ppl be onen then ppl will believe . Leave or believe

@KeznAl People being offended by my tits has absolutely nothing to do with me. 😂

Business casual tits is absolutely hilarious but she’s right, we can’t actually do anything about it like ??? What do you want us to do? 😂

@alexreeves17 @narindertweets @orlaminihane Aged well 🤣🤣 she will blame a black out

@narindertweets @orlaminihane Here she is the 🐀

WHAT ARE WE CELEBRATING? God you are the most disgusting woman. The English were instrumental in the creation of the civilised world! You are also incredibly bloody stupid - St Patrick’s Day is nothing to do with the liberation of Ireland 🇮🇪 She talks of racial discrimination!! Read these tweets… This woman needs to be CANCELLED! @narindertweets

@kendallrowanx Can’t blame him the done same to harper for 20 year in my eyes it’s loyalty by the way gordan gone I’ve heard from a few Germans that r Bayern fan & they want him but fans r 70/30 but a guess from the Diaz price the just don’t want him to be a shit Kane

I have never been more jealous in my life of someone than I am of Mark Gillespie

@Katyshutt_ @Plettigoal Am sure if they sell him they make pure profit again & they basically paid Burnley what they got from them when they bought him & a don’t think he was told that the club were still looking to sign a world class gk

@Plettigoal If he actually wants to play, maybe don’t stay somewhere that treats you like a backup forever… just saying 👀

🚨EXCL | James Trafford is open to leaving Manchester City this summer in order to play regularly. #MCFC want to keep him. For Brighton, he is one of the dream transfer targets should Bart Verbruggen leave the club. Other high-ranking candidates include Robin Risser (RC Lens) and Noah Atubolu. Trafford is also on the shortlist of several other English clubs - one to watch. @SkySportDE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇷

@charlez_uzoigwe @Messilizer0 Can’t expect anything else the kid had an agreement with Barca then Perez offered him status he grew up a Barca fan as well 🤣😂👏🏻

@Messilizer0 Always wanting everything to go their way.

The way Arda Guler rushed to the referee after the final whistle the audacity is so annoying

@TheSmallClubsFC @FabrizioRomano 30 titles

Please, at what point did Real Madrid win 58 titles in 15 years? There’s no single club of any era to achieve that in professional competitions. Real Madrid has not defended a league title in 15 years. They’ve never won a local treble or quadruple in the last 15 years. Their only consistent achievement was the three-peat in the UCL. The biggest club in the world, no doubt. The most decorated club ever? Maybe, but there has never been a time they won 58 titles in a 15-year span. No other club has done that.

🚨 Florentino Pérez: “We come from winning 58 titles in the last 15 seasons”. “We have formed a great family, the unity of Madridismo is our great strength”.

@Leahmh89 😂🤣👏🏻👏🏻💯

This is an oversized arsehole… just like Andrew Tate

@D1995Lx Which 1 is ya favourite ?

I’ve said it before and I’ll scream it again, nothing is sexier than a northern accent x

@Gemma_Manns Didn’t isak say that well before he helped us win a trophy never believe a footballer remember the saying ya career is short so make the most of what opportunities come along

Unlike Enzo, Caicedo doesn’t need to kiss the badge on repeat, or front up to every ex Chels he faces… He just says it like it is! "I'm under contract at Chelsea and I want to become a LEGEND there, that's my mission",

@nicolec_o No ffs to many Karen’s need get real we’re here for a good time not a long time

@claireztweets Looks like a fishing net on back of trawler

No, it don’t look tight enough

@DonnaLouise1212 Psycho

I'll start... A husband...

@OMGinaeth A mean what bloke would fall for that garbage 🤣 didn’t even ask if a was single ,married or midowed the mind boggles 😂

@OMGinaeth A had someone dm me posing as someone I follow but a knew it was a fake as had only been talking the real person a few hours b4 the fake was barmy asf thought a was daft as crayon asked me to go over to there’s but buy a gift card on way & most random thing condoms 🤣

This question is for the men. What is the most bizarre dm you received or just absolutely insane on X?

@carlyjohnson123 Erghhh wtf there not men there insecure lil boys with sick fantasies

Can't believe there's a dark underworld of men on this app who go around licking others mens shoes