The Porcelain Dalmatian

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The White House is cutting off $250 million for Minnesotans health care.

@slater57649 Dogs always love their Grandma. They just know. And that side part is everything.

Grandma knows how you like your hair

@atrupar That’s because shoveling snow is not a right given to you by the Constitution, you dumb bitch.

Katie Britt: "You can't go to work, you can't shovel snow in New York City without an ID"

Is anyone up for a little more husky drama? Huskies cracked me up!🤣

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@euphemey Who exactly is gonna arrest him? Pam Bondi‘s corrupt DOJ?

THEN ARREST HIM. How many times are they going to say “there’s proof he raped kids” only to do nothing about it?

@dog_rates 100% Team Hank. He’s putting in the effort.

This is Hank. He is incredibly invested in this plumbing project that does not require him in the slightest. 13/10

Without music it doesn’t hit the same 🤣

Absolutely wild statement from Tulsi Gabbard, the U.S. Director of National Intelligence 👇 “It is not the intelligence communities responsibility to determine what is and isn’t an imminent threat.”

BREAKING: Ivanka Trump is reportedly worried that if the Democrats win the House they'll subpoena Jared Kushner's records and find that he committed treason by sabotaging the Iranian peace talks and starting a war for Israel's gain, and the worst part is she might become poor.

This guy breaks down a billion-dollar jam brand that’s still family-owned, has no outside investors, and has never given a public interview.

there are so many astroturfed conservatives against CAHSR because the second that there is a working train between 2 cities in the US that can hit 200mph it is fundamentally over for the argument of "that doesn't work here" The oil lobby will do everything possible to stop that

I still maintain that it is ludicrous that there is no mechanism to recall senators in this country

Y’all idiots thinking the president making mean tweets was normal is exactly how we got here. Unserious and stupid people

@1ssve I regretted buying mine. Screen and icons so small and crowded that it’s useless for most tasks.

one day you wake up and just stop wearing your Apple Watch

When I went to the shelter that day, I knew I was going to save a life, but I didn’t expect that life to cling to me so tightly, so quickly. The moment I saw him, this German Shepherd with sad yet hopeful eyes, he chose me. He pressed his nose against the bars, wagged his tail softly, and at that moment, I knew—I couldn’t leave without him. The ride home should have been just a simple trip, but he had other plans. The moment the car started moving, he jumped onto the front seat, then onto me, wrapping his paws around my shoulders and resting his head on mine as if to make sure I wouldn’t disappear. As if he was saying, "You are my family now, and I will never let go." I could feel his heavy breathing, his heart racing against my back, but he wasn’t afraid. He was ready. Ready to finally live a life filled with love and freedom. And I was ready to give him all of that.🐾💓 Credit: Amelie Carter

@KILLTOPARTY You hear a lot about “the problem with men” but the reality is that over the last couple of generations something has taught women to be hyper selective. Even women with very little to offer. Nobody is ever good enough. Then women wonder why they’re alone freezing their eggs

Why is he not good enough?

@Simon_Ingari This guy will be fired within the month. If he decides to sue his employer, he won’t be able to find an attorney to take the case. He’s toast

Manager: I have you scheduled for a meeting at 7 PM tomorrow. Gen Z: Is my attendance mandatory? Manager: Yes, we’re working with a client in another time zone. Gen Z: Okay, I’m happy to shift my hours to accommodate. Manager: Excuse me, no—you still start at 8 AM. Gen Z: If I’m working in the evening, then I’ll start later in the day. Manager: Okay, don’t watch the clock at this company. We work when we need to work. Gen Z: I’m contracted and paid for 40 hours a week, so that is what I work. Manager: That’s a career-limiting move. Tomorrow is a busy day; I’ll need you to start right promptly at 8:00 AM. Gen Z: Alright then, I will take the lieu time later this week. Manager: Again, that’s not how we operate at this company. You work hard when you need to, and you don’t watch the clock. Gen Z: Again, I work for the hours I’m paid for, and since overtime is not an option, I’ll go ahead and adjust my hours this week to accommodate the shift in the schedule. Manager: You’re not quite understanding the company culture we have here—we work all the time. Gen Z: And you’re not understanding that just because that is the way you do things does not mean that is how I’m required to do things as well. Manager: (Silence)

@MikeSington If the roles were reversed here, the bachelor would be canceled within seconds

America, this is your new “Bachelorette”. Video shows Taylor Frankie Paul viciously attacking her ex-boyfriend. ABC should cancel the entire season.