@jaylombardi87 You have to but the balls in too
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Pornelius “PornHub” Hubert, CPA, CMA
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Pornelius “PornHub” Hubert, CPA, CMA
@PorneliusCma
PSU ‘69. Professional gambler. Incel chud. Lover of all things Kaytron Allen. All tweets are for comedic purposes and not to be taken seriously.
Katılım Kasım 2024
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Are condoms baggy for anyone else? Am I doing this right? Did I maybe get the wrong size?
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The fact that I can give myself a handjob automatically disqualifies it from the debate
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I would actually take a foot job before a handjob
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She could be the most toxic woman in history but if she gives head it cancels everything else out #teambj
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@LarryPete28 @RichardCranny69 Boy I can’t trust you with that strap if you ain’t got no bodies
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@RichardCranny69 Michigan state don’t want him here, they don’t know what he on
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@Drwilliampickle I long for the soft touch of a woman so arguing would be inconsequential for me
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Saw a couple arguing last night and can tell it ruined their night. I love being single
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Where can I get a good lobster roll in PA that’s not a food truck
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@bluelotdegen I’ve been saying this for years they will never believe you
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@athensreaper This is actually my favorite thing to do because the shit stimulates the g spot in my butt so I just jack off
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@BubbaChudson They also have a million different water bottles they never actually drink out of
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Why don’t women finish their drinks? I’ve never seen one finish a beverage that they’ve purchased
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A woman posting her Venmo on her story for her birthday/bachelorette party is crazy work because what retard is actually gonna send her money?
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UFC missed a huge opportunity not making the Strickland-Chimaev fight the main card for the White House
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@DevinBushsACL 80% of the pirates fan base are not high functioning individuals
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Cap shuffle needs to be harder. Not intellectually stimulating for high functioning individuals like myself.
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@WiredForSound__ You didn’t lose though
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@PorneliusCma I’ve made money there 1 time and it was when I profited 1$ after a 4 hour poker sesh
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Touched down. Brought 200$. Will update
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White people be like “play that new Hobo Johnson”
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