
Claude DaBussy
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Claude DaBussy
@PosthumousAlex
ACAB* *now includes paramedics, teachers, parents, people with any acronym disease (PTSD, ADHD, POTS, etc.), writers, and grad students



Johns Hopkins writing prof Nate Brown joined a study to see if mushroom-derived psilocybin can curb addictive behaviors, to break a weed habit. He emerged with a new compulsion: painting cigarettes. Since September, he's done 1,150 of them. Quite a story: thebanner.com/culture/arts/n…








It’s so fucking stupid that he isn’t wearing any armor


When asked if he’d vote for Gavin Newsom or JD Vance for president, Hasan says he’d vote 3rd party. This proves Hasan doesn’t care about ANY of the marginalized groups he pretends to support. All he cares about is taking money from them so he can buy more outfits for stream.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Kamala Harris hints she may announce 2028 Presidential run tomorrow.


Had a hysterectomy in my twenties. Years later I was in ER for a cardiac issue. Dr: “Could you be pregnant?” Me: “I had a hysterectomy” Dr: “Are you sure? Maybe it was your appendix” Me: “I’m sure” Dr: Orders pregnancy test. Writes “patient claims hysterectomy” in chart


Anthony Fantano is the funniest internet figure to me because people will act like he's a geniunely bad person because he likes an album slightly less than them


realized i was not the target audience of this scene when i watched it with my straight guy friend bc he was giggling and blushing 😭 i just thought this was fierce

Years ago, I stumbled into an ER on New Year’s Day with a high heart rate, severe dizziness and chest pain. Dr: “How much did you drink last night?” Me: “I don’t drink” Dr: “Tell the truth or we can’t help you” Me: “I don’t drink, please help me”. Dr: “Don’t lie”



