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"violence isn't the answer" only gets said when oppressed people start fighting back, not when the oppression is happening

Champions League qualification secured for 2026/27 🏆 Congratulations, @ManUtd 🔴

When Trump was in Berlin for his first state visit with Angela Merkel he asked the secret of her great success. Merkel told him you have to have intelligent people around you. "How do you know if someone is intelligent?" asked Trump. "Let me demonstrate." She picked up the phone, called Wolfgang Schäuble and asked him a question, "Mr. Schäuble, he’s your father's son but not your brother. Who is it?" Without hesitation Schäuble answered, “Quite simply, it's me!" "You see," Merkel told Trump, "this is how I test a person’s intelligence." Thrilled, when Trump flew home he called Mike Pence and asked him the same question. ”He’s your father's son, but is not your brother. Who is it?" After much back and forth, Pence said, “I have no idea, but I’ll try to find out the answer by tomorrow!" Of course Pence couldn’t figure it out and decided to seek advice from former President Obama, so he called him and said, “Mr. Obama, it's your father's son, but is not your brother. Who is it?" Obama answered, “Easy, it's me!" Happy to have found the answer, Pence called Trump and said triumphantly, "I have the answer, it's Barack Obama!" Trump raged and shouted, "No, you jackass, it's Wolfgang Schäuble!"

The US president is praising Allah and Iran is defending the Pope, welcome to 2026

Another reminder for Pakistan restaurant owners, there’s no such thing as chicken steak

IF LEBANON WAS UKRAINE, THE WORLD WOULD BE CRYING 'WAR CRIMES'!

The only difference between your family sleeping in peace and my family waking up to bombs is your geographical luck

If 300+ people died and 1,000+ got injured in any place in the world. London, NYC, Dubai, Toronto, Paris or any "major city" everyone would be screaming TERRORISM. But when that HAPPENS within 10 minutes in an afternoon in Beirut, Lebanon by Israel suddenly the world switches up. Disgusting.

I can’t stop laughing. Unreal aura farming 😂😂 🇵🇰

Shahbaz Sharif stopping a WW3 on a random Wednesday night

Pakistan at the rest of the world:

Alexa play "General Asim Munir meri jind meri jaan"

first in my bloodline to see American stock market being dictated by a single tweet from a guy from Lahore.

I sucker punched a guy yesterday, i broke his nose and tried to take his money He first blocked my punches, and then he started to beat the shit out of me I offered to stop the fight but he didnt accept it, so he clearly became the aggressor and i'm the victim ☝️

A great biryani needs no raita. A good biryani is enhanced by a good raita. A great raita elevates a mediocre biryani. Few understand this.

The pragmatic wisdom of the Pakistani public is undefeated.

Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping their captors and making their way home The group is believed to have travelled around 17 km together led by a corgi across highways and fields

🚨 Public Announcement 🚨 We are no longer monitoring the situation. There are too many situations.

One certain short dude when any missile accidentally crosses North Korea's airspace

Kuwaitis explaining to US how they shot not just 1 but 3 jets ‘by mistake’ :