Potéma (parody account)

Ah bed, it's what mattress...

@ClaireMax wooooow, so you basically took all the best parts

If Chompy and I cosplayed deadpool and Wolverine… Which would be Deadpool, and which would be Wolverine? I feel like I have the Wolverine build, but the Deadpool personality. It’s a tough choice

@ss_kale_ @genniax_ woah. i want a vegeta battle armor sports bra

@genniax_ I want this please 🥺👉👈

The way there’s actual progression to these lmaoo

@daraobriain i read it more like you’re just saying it through gritted teeth

Apparently some of my tweets are appearing, to some of you, in bold font. Not when I’m typing them, I’m afraid, so I have no idea if I’m suddenly shouting at everyone.

one time our ship was attacked while i was having a bath so i just joined the battle naked. ended up cleaving a mechanical conor mcgregor in two, leaping from a griffin, while completely naked

a lot of my dnd games end up like this too actually

@leverus i was completely enamored with the edge chronicles by paul stewart and chris riddell as a child

My younger son (12) isn't much of a reader. He craves Roblox, Youtube Shorts, Fortnite, anything but a book. So I gave him the most brutally addictive novel I could think of, ENDER'S GAME ... and it's working. I think. But I can't think what to give him next. Suggestions?

damn the @SatisfactoryAF 1.0 release is wild

are humans and horses the only animals who wear shoes?

@ClaireMax i like the one with the horns

Which fantasy RPG character version of me would you choose to play as?

@ellenfromnowon that’s a cat

what does this shape mean

@arhourigan well deserved

One of the sternest talking-tos I ever received was when I called that region "The British Isles" right in front of an Irish man. He was very nice, but very firm about it.

I wonder if the Irish, Welsh, and Scotts have ratio'd this guy yet.

@Ashy_slashee me

Who is the Greatest Female Villain?

@ronsterd89 junk

The one item every junk drawer must have to be a real junk drawer

@fesshole yeah but you could sleep in a race car bed

I am fairly sure why wife cheated on me last year but I chose not to pursue it to a conclusion, people will reply saying I am weak but I just want to keep my family together, I dont want to leave my kids and have to wash my pants in the sink in a bed sit.

@ClaireMax i think i’m reading this wrong

I PR’d my snatch today but I don’t have a video of it so does it even count 😭

@antodemico now you’re just being greedy

@robtswthrayguns ghost rider

who is this? wrong answers only.

@jakubtomsu_ ha ha ha ha ha, no you idiot

I just turned 20 today, does the "I'm an adult now" feeling ever kick in?

.@lufthansa ha ha

@Odyne_LaFee pretend to be completely oblivious that that’s in anyway out of the ordinary

We're going on a hot date, but when you show up at my door I'm wearing my wookie costume. What's your immediate reaction?