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@MarioNawfal Another good reason to blew them up

🇮🇷🇺🇸🇬🇧 Iran just proved its missiles can reach far beyond the Middle East Iran fired two intermediate-range ballistic missiles at Diego Garcia, a joint U.S.-UK military base sitting 4,000 kilometers away in the middle of the Indian Ocean. Neither hit the base, but the message landed harder than any warhead could. Tehran has always publicly claimed its missile range tops out at 2,000 km. This strike attempt doubles that number overnight. The Khorramshahr-4 that likely carried out the attack can also deliver cluster warheads, the same munitions that have been devastating Israeli cities for three weeks. Look at the map. A 4,000 km range from Tehran draws a circle that reaches Paris, London, and most of Europe. Every NATO capital that thought this war was a distant Middle Eastern problem just realized Iranian missiles could theoretically reach their doorstep. Source: @sentdefender WSJ

@AB84 Pull out all the times, did it thousands of times and never get anyone pregnant(as far as I know)

How do these married couples go absolutely no protection every single day and still avoid pregnancy? What aren’t they telling us? 😭

@NapoLeon1226391 Le mimi bathi

Un nom totalement bidon à l'image du fossoyeur Macron. Je l'aurais appelé : - Le Napoléon Bonaparte - Le Clovis - Le Louis XIV - Le Vercingétorix - Le Clara Morgan Et vous ?

@AdamBLiv Retails are juste buying ETFs…

The adult table is buying your Bitcoin. Businesses are up +489K BTC. Funds and ETFs are up +205K BTC. Governments are up +135K BTC. Individuals are down -696K BTC. Retail is speedrunning voluntary dispossession while wearing laser eyes and posting broken-hearted candle emojis. You are literally being given the opportunity to hand scarce digital property to institutions with billion-dollar balance sheets because you got emotionally waterboarded by a red chart for a few months. Amazing civilization. Historic stuff. The future is being bought by people with treasury departments, while Jimmy from Ohio is rage-selling apex collateral because his altcoin hamster funeral portfolio is down 38%. So yes, by all means, keep crying. Sell them your bitcoin. Sell it to the insurers. Sell it to the ETFs. Sell it to the corporates. Sell it to the governments. Let the entities with permanent capital and no emotional instability take it off your hands. Then in five years you can explain to your children that you once owned a piece of the hardest money on Earth, but you traded it away because line didn’t go up on your personal schedule. Markets are cruel. Bitcoin is crueler. And institutions are very grateful for your service.

@BitPaine I’m tired boss. I’m hearing this since too long.

$MSTR is going to be the most valuable company in the history of the world. It stands to reason then, that Andy Constan, noted innumerate lunatic, will go down as the worst investor in the history of the world.

@sharkell14 Okay, then why do you guys keep pushing my head in them all the fucking time? You guys are literally craving it.

Do men realise suck!ng b00bs isn’t a turn on for every lady?

@RadarHits Lmfao

Iran to levy a 10% toll on ALL ships passing through the Strait of Hormuz. $73 BILLION a year FOREVER! More than pay for war damages and offset U.S. sanctions.

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@TheBTCTherapist I will celebrate when the price hits $450

Hello my old friend

@HermesLux I wonder if you ever been correct on anything

Would be very surprised if BTC does not hit $78k by Friday.

@AdamBLiv Lol, and yet the stock price is $140, bro. I’m down 60%+ on 2,000 shares. Wake me up when I’m rich.

🔥STRATEGY IS GOING TO BE THE WORLD'S MOST VALUABLE COMPANY - AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT🔥 Strategy just bought over 40,000 Bitcoin in two weeks. 40,331 to be precise. But let's be bearish and project their value of their Bitcoin NAV over the next decade if they are only able to get 40k Bitcoin PER MONTH with STRC/MSTR. Starting BTC: 761,068 Adds per year: 480,000 BTC BTC price growth: 20% annually Starting BTC price: $73,459 10-year result: BTC held after 10 years: 5,561,068 BTC BTC price after 10 years: $454,838.77 Gross Bitcoin NAV after 10 years: $2.529 trillion Year-by-year gross Bitcoin NAV: Year 0: $55.91B Year 1: $109.40B Year 2: $182.06B Year 3: $279.40B Year 4: $408.39B Year 5: $577.81B Year 6: $798.66B Year 7: $1.085T Year 8: $1.453T Year 9: $1.926T Year 10: $2.529T Think Bitcoin will go up more than 20% per year? Than this scenario is bearish. Think Bitcoin will be $1 million by then? We're talkin' about a $5+ TRILLION market cap. Current market cap is $50 billion. $5 trillion is 100 times bigger than $50 billion. YES. A 100X. in BITCOIN NAV. And you're bearish? LMAO

@KobeissiLetter @idrissaberkane Blew them up

BREAKING: Iran announces their requirements for a potential ceasefire with the US and Israel. Requirements include: 1. “Recognizing Iran’s legitimate rights” 2. “Iran receives a payment of reparations” 3. “Firm international guarantees against future aggression”

@saylor Far from the 30% advertised

YTD 2026, Strategy has achieved BTC Yield of 1.2%, generating a BTC Gain of ₿7,826 (~$551M). BTC Gain is the closest economic analog to Net Income on the Bitcoin Standard.

@BritishHodl Bro we don’t want to see your Tinder photo 😅

Only 1 Million Bitcoin left to mine for eternity from today and 65 million Millionaire’s coming online within the next decade & the STRC flywheel just started to hum. As you’d expect - the doom & gloom boomers, thousand dollar networthers and 10 dollar a month DCA gang are focused on utterly useless things. As usual - there are only 3 rules to Bitcoin.

@KobeissiLetter Jane Street as its finest

BREAKING: US oil prices are currently attempting one of their biggest reversals in history. At 10:30 PM ET, US oil prices were up as much as +30% on the day. Then, FT reported that G7 countries are considering releasing 400 million barrels of crude oil from reserves. Less than 4 hours later, US oil prices are nearing $100/barrel and now up +12% on the day, erasing more than half of their daily gain. Can oil markets erase today’s rally?

@HermesLux @TheBTCTherapist From Saudi Arabia and all the other Middle East countries, all paid in dollars. Do you understand?

@TheBTCTherapist but if china and russia cant get oil from iran, where will they get it?

Iran’s oil depot and refinery in Tehran was just hit by U.S./Israel airstrikes and has been completely destroyed.

@BritishHodl USA and rusdia might work, but no way this happening with EU

We need an alliance between USA 🤝 Europe 🤝 Russia This is the only way the West has a chance to survive.

@zerohedge These guys should be in jail

We missed you 10am slam

@IranMilitaryEN You guys're gonna be wiped out real soon. Such a shame that you're willing to sacrifice your own people for your radical beliefs.

Iran will not accept any ceasefire or negotiation proposals in the medium term. The war will continue until irreversible damage is inflicted on the infrastructure of the United States and the Israeli regime, and until the security equation in the region is fundamentally altered.

@f_asselineau Mdr si vous croyez une seule seconde que Trump va hésiter à les couler, vous vous mettez le doigt dans l’œil.

💥LES GARDIENS DE LA RÉVOLUTION BLOQUENT LE DÉTROIT D'ORMUZ Sans déclaration officielle,des navires de guerre🇮🇷 bloquent désormais ce détroit où transite 1/4 de la production mondiale de pétrole brut. 🚨 CRISE MAJEURE EN VUE POUR CHINE,JAPON,ASIE,EUROPE ! lemonde.fr/economie/artic…