your old friend raymie

.@CocaCola two out of every ten Coke cans should say “this one’s for you, big guy”

@Kharizmaux @GCrawler1413 Its the eltingville club, a comic by Evan Dorkin. I can see the resemblance now that you mention it. I loved Mission Hill btw

@PrayTheRayAway @GCrawler1413 This artstyle is very Mission Hill style I like it. Or was MS a comic before it was a show?

What became of the geek chick from The Eltingville Club? Her design sure had potential.

@playhockay @Nerdwiththehat Statement written by ai lmao, really cool dude

@Nerdwiththehat @PrayTheRayAway We had some challenges with our database provider and migrated to a new one today and it's been smooth sailing since. We released this statement hockay.com/news/on-hockay… and have been engaging with the community on Discord on that topic.

Hello Splorts fans time to get in on the ground floor of another wild adventure (Not affiliated with the game band) #blaseball #hockay hockay.com/news/the-doors…

@ChristianHeiens You took something nice and made it discourse. Look inward, faggot. Cute vid though.

The reason you keep seeing comments like “it’s over for the Left” or “the Left has no response to this” on posts like this one is because the Right understands that the Left’s cultural dominance comes from demoralization. We have been subjected to decades of Leftist infiltration of all aesthetic movements. Art, architecture, cinema, media, entertainment…all of these things have been hijacked, and they have all tried to push hideous, ugly, grotesque, and deformed things and make them mainstream. The entire Leftist project is to call good things ugly and ugly things good. This is what modernist art has become. It’s what postmodernist architecture is. It’s what every statue of a fat black woman wearing casual clothes in the middle of Times Square, a flat-nosed Olmec head crushing a Tesla, or a demonic sculpture celebrating abortion are all intended to be about. And in response to this, the Right says look at this cute fuzzy little animal that doesn’t need to be deconstructed, queered, problematized, historicized, or academically revised. It’s just good, and the Leftist worldview cannot produce this. It can only endlessly criticize or destroy it. The poasters may not consciously understand this because memes usually point to something about the collective subconscious before people can fully articulate it. But that is what’s going on. The “Far Right” sees a cat staring a butterflies and says half-jokingly and half-seriously that this is what we are defending. And it is a total disaster for the Left.

@shivamsank @TomCruise

@TomCruise "The man who literally saved the big screen is giving us both masterpieces back-to-back. This isn't just a movie night; it’s a cultural event. Watching the Mach 10 scene on IMAX again is non-negotiable. ✈️🔥 #TopGun #TomCruise"

Two films. One big screen. Back in theaters, May 13th, for one week only.

@shivamsank @PopCrave

@PopCrave "Finally, he said it! We’ve spent 12 years wondering if Peeta went to culinary school or a special effects makeup academy. He didn't just bake bread; he baked a whole prosthetic identity. 😭🍞🪨"

Josh Hutcherson tells GQ Hype that he tried to flag how unrealistic Peeta’s face paint disguise was in ‘The Hunger Games’: “I was like, ‘Look, I know this dude’s a baker, but how is he doing this? Baking sourdough is not painting. How the f**k did he do that?’ Why didn’t someone stop it? There are so many people who could have stopped it. They let it happen to me. I just lay there.”

@MyPikaBestPika @WifiMoneyPlant Its because the salesperson doesn't get commission if you pay it outright

@WifiMoneyPlant Ever try to buy a smartphone from Verizon? They are so locked into payment plans the best they can offer is to let you pay for all but $36 then charge you $1 a mo for 36 mo. Paying it all literally isnt an option. Insane practice lol.

Biggest "the kids are fucked" moment I've had recently was buying a car Walked into the dealership, told them what I wanted and said I'd pay up-front. Expected them to be thrilled Instead they were horrified. Spent the next 20 minutes trying to get me to finance it at some absurd rate Got me curious so after I left I read about car sale profit models. Apparently most US dealerships make more financing now than from the cars themselves I was such a boomer I assumed they'd want CASH In reality they want your ETERNAL SLAVERY at 19% APR

@MocaIsSoLoca My roommate said he looks like a depiction of a sore throat in a medicine commercial 💀

all this build up to reveal the ugliest creature known to man

@NewGuyFloyde69 @supermega Oh WOW!!! I've talked to MINORS BEFORE!?!? Whoa...

@talantfund @QuaxCasts

I remember in 7th grade I was talking with friends about Fiddlesticks builds and after like 5 minutes 3 popular girls walked up to us and asked who Fiddlesticks was. I said idk but they apparently thought the name was so funny so over the year they asked me how he was doing like he was a family member or some shit lol.

@MAPESAMOSES037 @BamaSaltyMarine

😭😭 the priest said absolutely not, we are not running this business model in the house of God. That boy turned a family crisis into a startup. Zero inventory, high margins, repeat customer. The lover was basically funding his college tuition in installments. The real lesson here is the man should have just invested in a door lock. Instead, he got a subscription plan he did not ask for💀

A woman has an affair while her husband is at work. While she's in bed with her lover, her 13-year-old son walks in, sees them both, and hides in the closet to watch. Then the husband comes home and the woman puts her lover in the closet too without noticing that her son is already in there. Son: "Dark in here."
 Man: "Yes."
 Son: "I have a baseball."
Man: "Nice." 
Son: "Do you want to buy it?" 
Man: "No thanks." 
Son: "My father is standing out there..." 
Man: "Okay, alright, how much?" 
Son: "$250" 
Man: "Okay." Now the boy hides in the closet whenever the bell is ringing. After three weeks the same thing happens again, again the son and the lover are together in the closet. Son: "Dark in here." 
Man: "Yes." 
Son: "I have a baseball glove." 
The man remembers the game from last time and annoyedly asks, "How much this time?" 
Son: "$750" 
Man: "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the son: "Let's play baseball, get your ball and glove." Boy: "I can't, I sold the stuff." 
Father: "For how much?" 
Boy: "$1000." 
Father: "That's outrageous, ripping off your friends like that! That's a lot more than the things are worth. You're coming to church now and confessing your sins." Both go to church and the father puts the boy in the confessional. Boy: "Dark in here." 
Priest: "Don't start that shit again!"

@greerdraws Threads

unfortunately im obsessed with these. anybody have recs

giving away this Dorohedoro manga set to enter, like/rt and follow me good luck

@Xeno_geers You're the type of mf to watch Muppet Treasure Island and go "hmmm a servicable 7/10"

growing up is realising the second group is everything thats wrong with people engaging with art in the modern day

@edmundmcmillen Yup, I did a big fart and didn't like the consequence 😅

Who’s met Steven?

@CONEY They will never escape.

You are in charge of Video Game Hell and have to keep someone stuck on a game as long as possible They've never played ANY video game, and you can put them at any place in any game They have infinite time & won't quit until they beat the game Where do they go

@afewsmalbeers Every movie is horrible for a first date tbh. You can't talk during a movie, at least not at the theater.

What else

@Lloydbhudda @TheCinesthetic Straight up one of the most boring movies I've ever watched

@TheCinesthetic The Chaser (2008) is up there. South Koreans are really good at making gruesome thrillers

What is the most screwed up movie you have ever seen?

@GordoMiraPelis Probably the most grating movie I've ever seen

La peor noche del cineclub hasta ahora. Hay que parar la pelota, pensar que estamos haciendo, y ver como seguimos.