Liam 💾

At long last: new year, new me, new BINGO card full of some of the most ridiculous predictions I could muster. What horrors await us in: Twenty Twenty Six?

Going from listening to IDM with noise-cancelling headphones on all day at work to drown out the screaming children to the drag show that night comprised primarily of hyperpop is like spending all day in the comfy beige beanbag and then standing up to snort a giant pixie stick

for my newsletter about ai-obsessed bosses i commissioned custom cartoons from ryan cecil smith

on my puter 🐛

“There’s just a gigantic amount of people that need to be made fun of that haven’t been touched yet." The Onion CEO Ben Collins, a Mass. native, on why the satirical news site kept fighting to take over Infowars. bostonglobe.com/2026/04/22/bus…

@GenePark On the same note: watch Half & Catch Fire, which is basically Mad Men about the microcomputer revolution (and more beyond on that, but that's how it starts). Scoot McNairy, Mackenzie Davis, Lee Pace. Amazing show.

I should finally watch mad men huh

@CantEverDie I desperately need a LEGS ARE AWFUL sweatshirt or something, anything other than a tank I beg 🙏

here’s a couple of my favorite items

@suchnerve I've already had their ass blocked for repost farming lol it's like a plague these days

LMAOOOOOOO THEY BLOCKED ME AND HID THIS REPLY

Teasing Bugs Bunny at the end like he's fucking Captain America in a Marvel movie unfortunately hits like crack just let movies be silly again it rules. Hundreds of Beavers wasn't a fluke I swear to god.

Closing with "The movie ACME doesn't want you to see" and cracking wise about "for tax purposes only" really does feel like the last hurrah in the face of Zazlav but I shall be seated in the front row opening night. Suck it, David. youtu.be/H-43VeYGiPM

I seem to have a great talent for calling things early lol "new Boards of Canada release" was on my /2022/ Bingo card. Anyway I'm so excited EIGHTEEN TRACK holy MOLY

INFERNO. 29 MAY 2026. → boardsofcanada.com

@MikeDrucker Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair

The names of kings have been worn away by the sands of time. Gods once feared are forgotten. Monuments to the immortality of civilizations now shattered into the cobblestones of another. But one man shall survive forever because he was a really, really shitty copper merchant.

The Onion successfully buying Infowars is just 👌 mmm delicious 🧅 Also, "Just because you're wearing my shirt doesn't mean you're me" while you sweatily, shirtlessly pace around your studio... just priceless. Couldn't script a better ending.

this is a joke right

@BocaBola_ Thanks Obama

Twitch chat message of the day

The crew of a NASA Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird standing by the aircraft in their pressurized flight suits (1991)

I must entertain the masses

@sdiver100 @HellOnHeelsGirl I'm not sure I follow, is the myth here that Revere never made it to Lexington?

@Nerdwiththehat @HellOnHeelsGirl The myth must be dispelled

*whispers* last year was actually the 250th anniversary of the Paul revere ride and battle of Lexington and concord. The good people of the commonwealth of Massachusetts (my beautiful masshole brethren) had a massive celebration but hey people forget

@sdiver100 @HellOnHeelsGirl ... Revere absolutely made it to Lexington, he arrived soon after Dawes. He never made it to /Concord/, he was captured before he made it, then walked back to Lexington.

@HellOnHeelsGirl 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's ride to Lexington - oh, wait. He never made it to Lexington. Happy William Dawes Day!

Hyperlexic autistic people deserve financial compensation for being accused of “trying to sound smart,” “sounding pompous,” etc. just because you conveyed the words the way they popped into your head rather than burdening yourself with the extra effort of translating your dialect