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@lordluceemon You sef why you go follow "too short"

@PreciousAd001 It's impossible with someone too short!😭 You wan dey bend like crayfish to suck VV?

Nobody talks about how height differences affect missionary position🥲

@lordluceemon 69😈

@PreciousAd001 Of course! I wanna suck and dip at the same time

@Queeneth01olx @Adasu_d_gr8 Is it that you don't understand English? He went home and asked her if she was cheating of which she denied and he asked for proof(she opening her locked chat)but she was adamant, what does that indicate?

@Adasu_d_gr8 The locked chats weren't even the problem. The real problem is he trusted a friend over the woman he was about to marry. That's a character flaw, not a trust issue.

If you ever want to date or marry, date and marry someone that can trust you blindly. A lady from the next street committed su!c!de yesterday evening because her husband to be refused to trust her and chose to trust what he heard outside. Her friend told her finance that she was having an affair with her boss in the office. When confronted, she denied. When the guy entered her WhatsApp for the first time since dating, some chats were locked. Her fiance told her to unlock the locked message. She said if he won't trust her, then there's nothing to prove. He said if she doesn't unlock it, their a-month-away wedding will not hold. She thought he was joking because invitations were already flying everywhere so she refused to open it saying it's personal and private, and deserves trust. Yes, she later opened it but the chats were already cleared. The guy called off the wedding three days back despite all the plea from her family and friends. The shame and embarrassment didn't let her. She ended everything. There shouldn't be privacy in relationship but again, if you can't trust someone, why are you dating her, and even planning marriage?

@TexBork @Hamzythacreator Dude you're hilarious 😂

@Hamzythacreator Well, it's kind of like being at sea, only more predictable.

Is there any engineer who can help me design a house for this land… It’s what my grandfather left me as an inheritance…

@harbyodun03 @AjeboWriter All loss😂

@AjeboWriter Your main babe sef fit be another man serious date. This life is in circus

Some people are not built for lies or cheating… But they won’t rest. I was on a video call with my girlfriend when I noticed something. The room was different. “Babe… whose room is this?” She paused. Then she said, “What do you mean? It’s mine.” I said, “Your room is yellow. This one is white.” She said, “Oh… my dad repainted.” I looked again. “This is not paint. This is a different room entirely.” She sighed. “Okay fine. I’m sorry, I wanted to surprise you but you and noticing everything. We moved sha.” I said, “Moved ke? From your own house?” She laughed sheepishly again. “Na wa o. Someone cannot even prank you. Well, not moved-moved. My dad renovated. I just say moved because everything is new.” Now I’m confused. “Your father? Retired teacher? Renovated the whole house? Where did he get the money from?” She said what kind of talk is that? “I’m sorry, but your father is a retired teacher, and your mom doesn’t do anything. You’re the first child. Your younger brothers and sisters are still in school. So, who renovated the house for him?” She said one uncle from UK came and didn’t like the house, so he helped. Convenient uncle. As I was still processing the story… I heard a door open. Then a man’s voice called her name. Clear. Loud. Inside the room. Call ended immediately. I called back. Phone off. For hours. Later she called back… But I didn’t pick. Because my phone was with my main babe. She brought it to me and said, “Baby, stop putting your phone on silence. See, your mechanic is calling you.” I collected the phone quickly and thanked her. I answered after she walked back to the kitchen. The useless girl started apologizing on the call. “Sorry, my phone died.” I said, “Your phone died? You said you were charging all night.” She paused. Then laughed. “Actually… my mum came in.” I just hissed and cut the call. Because which kind talk be this? Your mother entered… and you switched off your phone for hours? The same mother that knows me very well as your boyfriend and even likes me? Please. My main babe now came in and looked at me. “Everything okay?” I said, “Don’t mind that useless mechanic. Always lying.” She nodded and served my food. This one sef na another mumu. I’m telling you my mechanic is lying and you can’t even ask about what or show concern. You just put rice and chicken for table… as if rice and chicken will solve everything I just hissed and switched off my phone Peacefully. Because at that point… We were both doing the same thing. Difference is… She’s still learning. Me, I’m already a professional. You can’t play a player. Ajebo Writer

@KekereO2 @AshE_Nuel You just had to😅

@AshE_Nuel “An” husband?????

My Neighbour has an husband, whenever the husband travels out to work their is always this guy visiting her. I'm minding my business. Two days ago i saw this woman with my girlfriend having an argument and she called my girlfriend a prostitute. I was angry but didn't say anything to her. Well. Very early today, the husband got back and we met at the mall, he was trying to get something before going home. I greeted him and we spoke then i dropped the bombshell. "You have a very nice brother, he's always visiting when you're not home". He looked surprised and anguished, he said he doesn't have a brother. Well, today will be very long in this neighbourhood.

@Samsonthegoat25 Crash for desert? He hit a camel?

Chris Brown was in Saudi Arabia filming a $3.5M commercial for Al Nassr FC, the team where Cristiano Ronaldo plays. During the shoot, his driver reportedly lost control and crashed his Lamborghini Huracán in the desert. Details surrounding the accident are still unclear, but hopefully Chris is safe.

@Angies8090 Who be dat for your side? 👀

A man in his 20’s just wanna Vibe Before you can see one who wants to be intentional You’ll sweat 😅

@FEIN_00 I'm sure i didn't TOLD you

“ Daddy came home last night with plenty of snacks, food, and chicken. I tried waking you, but you told me to leave you.” Me

@heis_peg Wolverine

A collection of wolves is called...?

Twitter is less fun because you can no longer tell who is naturally dumb and who is trying to make rent from ragebait

I want to start a meme conversation. No captions just memes. I’ll go first.

@Angies8090 Jump! 🌚

33 today. No husband, no stress, no one asking “what’s for dinner?”… honestly I am winning. A survivor. 🙂‍↔️🩷 (May this not be our portion in Jesus name)

FOUNDER: We need a banger tweet this week... Show us what you've got!! INTERN: "WE ARE HIRING"

@SigaBopha__ He made you look dumb too😂

My dümb sss Cousin got us pulled over last night 😭.. So I got w33d on me so I pretended to be asleep in the passenger seat… Next thing I hear is, ‘yall Think you funny huh??’… I open my eyes & this dude is pretending to be asleep too 😭😂😂😂

damn she really not coming??? well at least i cleaned my room

@Yours_Hatefully @NoFilterSkin 😂

@NoFilterSkin My broke ass can't afford to have amnesia.

I was running out of toothpaste and decided I never wanna run out of toothpaste again. So I bought five tubes. When I got home I put one tube behind the mirror but therr wasn't room for the other four. I thought, where could I stash this? Top shelf of the closet. I get the stepladder, climb up, and you know what I see there? Four tubes of toothpaste already there.

Date cancelled, she doesn’t have a car 🤦🏾‍♂️