Aid to Ambassador Cartwright

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@PFF Jerry Rice $0 Randy Moss $0 Megatron $0 Donate $10 to Battered Women

Build the perfect receiving corps ⬇️

Shouts out to @hannibalburess I didn't know you was homeless. Also, I'm sorry, I don't have a nickel or somethin

James Brown was 5’6”!

Anyone that thinks Amber Heard can't pay Johnny Depp back that $10mil is silly. Two words, Only Fans. #AmberHeard #JohnnyDepp

@nickkroll Bam Margera looks great

The Magical Evolution of a vacation/allergic reaction

Close friend, RIP JAMES CAAN

Inflation has hit Nancy Pelosi.

@JaymesonZ @nocontextYMH @tomsegura @YMHstudios Nadav's behavior lately... SMH. He's due for a good gloving, maybe even de-gloving

@nocontextYMH @tomsegura @YMHstudios The glove is back!

Shouts out to Top Dog, RIP. He knew not to be sleeping on Nancy's knockers. @tomsegura @YMHstudios @YMHBlueBan

The only person I lock eyes with while midnight doom scrolling is the guy in the ad pumping iron. So creepy.

If you don't think people on the right are crazier than the lefty fools, you're nuts. My friend gave her husband a wish, and rather than take a BJ, he went and bought himself an AR-15. You hearing this? It feels better to be pro gun than to get head, that's where they at

awareness level: 0 drunkenness level: 98 fireproof superpowers: 100

@livrupt I stan liv Morgan

@bertkreischer @tomsegura Magnum DUI

@bertkreischer @tomsegura Now it's an 8th grader from Margaritaville

I was informed by my Bestie @TomSegura that I normally dress like an 8th Grader…. Well I changed it up - thoughts?!

I wouldn't eat it every time, but sign me up for children's medicine flavored ice cream

Welcome to Boston!

Straight from KD himself. #Bulls

I won’t be celebrating Independence Day this year because I thought the Stamp Act was a reasonable tax, I’m still loyal to the British Crown.