Niall H.

Eid Mubarak! Today as we honor Prophet Ibrahim, Eid al-Adha reminds us that sacrifice is not a burden. It is an opportunity to see ourselves as part of something larger. To extend a hand to those who need it most. I am honored to be New York City's first Muslim Mayor and I am determined to lead through solidarity. Together, we are working to ensure every New Yorker can afford the groceries, housing, and child care they need. Our solidarity is our strength. Eid Saeed, New York.

@vicious696 Me right now;

The Witcher Songs of the Past in 2027 Geralt of Rivia is back! 😭

Can Tony Blair just fuck right off?

@ClaireMax She is such a precious little baby! 😭

But just look at that face

“THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!” - Marla, realizing how undignified she looks with her shaved legs, tummy, butt, and tail 😭 I keep saying she looks like a baba yaga house walking around on her little chicken legs

forza doodle 5

@boomeranggames Has to be playing GoldenEye at a friend's house, four players, and Slappers only. No Oddjob.

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I was playing some Oblivion and I found your mom. Happy Mother’s Day!

Idiocracy was not meant to be a how-to video

@IrregularDave The Butlins canopy is a viewpoint, obvs.

Bognor Regis

Natasha Devon, "I hear this accusation all the time, that anti racism groups don't do enough to include Jewish people" "I just want to try and pour some clarity on that if I can" "When the appalling stabbing happened, Keir Starmer called a COBR meeting. He brought together some leading thinkers to ask what more could be done to tackle antisemitism. The Met police called for more funding to protect Jewish communities. The media gave it pretty much its undiverted attention for days" "That is the correct response" "That response did not happen when a Muslim woman was targeted by a hit and run" "When a Sikh woman was sexually assaulted by a racist who thought she was Muslim" "Or when 50 mosques were targeted between Juen and October 2025" "We don't see the same response" "Antiracism campaigners are looking at where they are needed" "When these appalling attacks happen to the Jewish communities we have the correct response" "When it happens to other communities: women, LGBT, black people, Muslims, not the same urgency is applied"

I regret to inform you that Ask Jeeves is dead. The site closed yesterday. Web 1.0 lost another founder. Ask Jeeves: 3 June 1996 - 1 May 2026. Send no memes.

We defied the odds and had a great season. We go again. 2026/27 season, let's be seeing you.

Reporting live from the minions attempting a Scientology speed run

This is the way…

Let's be clear about this: A large personal gift to a politician is a bribe.