Omo_Oba🤴

The Face. The Club 😍

@heydika5 @neo_officialll Position her for edge of bed….while you’re standing 🌚 you’re welcome

@neo_officialll how do i rub the clitoris with missionary? 😼

Whatever you are doing, just keep rubbing on her clitoris.

@web3pleroma Bruhhhhh😹😹😹😹

@Prince__Appiah Una dey mad o 😂

Reading the alphabet from the back>>>>>>>>>>>>>

@NealGardner_ He’s the new king of trivela!!!

OH LAMINEEEEEEEEEEE… THE ASSIST OF DREAMS 😍😍😍😍

Your Head can be this big and it’s carrying dust…. I’m ashamed on your behalf cos you may never get it right again. Ozuor 😹😹😹

@ericunited1 @askcoachboye Okay no problem officer

@Prince__Appiah @askcoachboye Oil is there. But very little. That's the goal. Excess oil = plenty calories.

🚨🚔 CASE 076 🚔🚨 Officer has arrived the scene and chuckled — no more depression😄 EVIDENCE: White rice (carbs holding) Boiled eggs (protein solid) Vegetable stew (leafy greens) Avocado (healthy fat) Water (good citizen behavior) ⚖️ VERDICT: 90% compliant citizen 👏🏽 👨🏽‍⚖️ CONCERN: 👉 Eggs+avocado = fat stacking (Not bad, just easy to overdo) 👮🏽‍♂️ SENTENCE: Keep eggs (good protein choice 👍🏽) Watch out for avocado portion to avoid calorie surplus 👨🏽‍✈️ FINAL WORD: This is a well-built plate Just control the fats and you’re elite Officer approves… with monitoring 👀 OFFICER IS WATCHING 👀👮 #FitnessFoodPolice

@ericunited1 @askcoachboye How do one make vegetable stew without oil?🤔

@askcoachboye It's a nice looking plate.

@PSGINT_ Your ball knowledge stinks beyond recognition

this is the Best team of the First leg I've seen

@Tissing_Ayo @c_mobike Dalot defense? Quit now before it’s too late

@c_mobike Attacking defense Marcelo's attack and Dalot defense.

Incase a football club is interested in signing you, what position do you play??

We now have @spiRiituaL and @Morris_Monye running. We need more sensible youths to get involved in Delta State politics so we can develop that state. Delta has so much potential. I stand with two of them. It is coming home 🍷

@ReshadFCB @MatteMoretto @moh19si_ Let him go please

🚨 BREAKING: Marc Casado open to leaving Barcelona this summer. @MatteMoretto @moh19si_ #Transfers 🔴

Ifitness Dey forget say na naija them Dey?

@shredwithQpid I just checked 😭😭😭😭

@shredwithQpid Oooh make I go buy ugwu

@Prince__Appiah Yes, also add alotta veggies

Lmao I know. I also know a lot of Nigerians cannot afford to cut it out of their diet.

@NealGardner_ Balde will go forward and forget he’s a defender

I’d go Cancelo RB/Balde LB for the second leg, at least if the plan is to start Rashford at LW.

Lamine 💎 #UCL

@__Somto_ Omooo!!!!your own mumu na hereditary ooo

Lamine Yamal can’t even perform without Raphinha but he is Barcelona’s balon dor favorite. lol

@andy_ekebe @oku_yungx @FCBarcelona You stink!!!!

@oku_yungx @FCBarcelona Yamal is overrated bro

Dear @FCBarcelona , tell that short man called DECO that i don’t want any other striker in the world. I only want this man. BRING HIM HOME. HE IS THE ONLY REPLACEMENT FOR LEWA🔵❤️

@Dicey10100 @PoojaMedia Bro 😹😹😹 that guy Dey always trash talk

@Prince__Appiah @PoojaMedia Omo U go sabi insult o😹😹😹💔

I thought Lamine Yamal is more important?