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Connections won't save you when you have a heart attack at the Oniru beach and there is no AED, no emergency team close by, no petrol in ambulance No oxygen inside ambulance

@engineers_feed Go N ask Facebook followers

🧠 Chicken & Egg Riddle 3 chickens lay 3 eggs in 3 days. How many eggs will 12 chickens lay in 12 days?

@onu_slim For your nind now you don drop content worth talking about for the click N likes. How your mumu wan take end like this

The reason why OPay is growing faster than PalmPay (even with same structure) is because OPay doesn’t offer loaning service while PalmPay does.

Before buying that used laptop, remember not every spec you see tells the real story 👀

There are red, blue, black, and green plate numbers in Nigeria. Blue plate numbers are for private vehicles. Red plate numbers are for commercial vehicles. Green plate numbers are for government vehicles. Purple plate numbers are for diplomatic vehicles. We even have Black plate numbers, which are for military or paramilitary vehicles.

An intelligent man never overstays his welcome in rooms that have stopped serving his growth. Exit with grace. Build elsewhere.

When you transport something by Car it is called Shipment and when you transport something by Ship it is called Cargo

Quote of the day. #qotd

Sometimes you bring problems upon yourself by becoming friends with people you should simply greet and pass by.

@real1timzy Like they haven't been running their promo before the incident happened abi

They kidnapped people traveling in GUO motors yesterday morning, and today GIGM is running PR Okay 🙂‍↔️

@ESPNFC If this happens in an African stadium, people will say it's African juju (voodoo)

Imagine being surrounded by seagulls during a free kick 🐦 Unreal scenes from the Australia A-League 😂

@propsMCFC Stfu bro. You just craving for enough engagement

Cherki was out there bottle flipping mid game. this guy is never serious 😂😭

@CkcForeign @FinPlanKaluAja1 Sarcasm has left your dictionary. Dey try calm down to understand what you read before making a response

@FinPlanKaluAja1 Na serious allegations to your papa because say eye dry pain you, if you no like the reponse carry rice give grok or pay grok so it will change his response olodo.

This is a very serious allegation.

Intelligent people aren’t loud. They don’t demand attention. They don’t need to prove anything. But when you’re around them, you feel it. To your bones. You feel calmer. More like yourself. They ask deep questions no one asks. They notice small things. Real intelligence isn’t looks, clothes, money, status. It’s in the way someone thinks. The way they see the world. It’s quiet. Intelligent people make you feel understood, not impressed.

Guess the name of the OG striking a pose with some Nigerian policemen during the said tournament ? Circa'99

@Olawaleonline @DrJoeAbah Wetin you wan use the year do 🙄

@DrJoeAbah Please Doc, which year was this

Maybe I should even apply to be a Notary Public. One Lagos SAN’s Abuja office once wanted to charge 10% of the value of my UK property to witness my signature on a mortgage application form. I offered them N5k, but they said they don’t take that kind of money. I left and went to another firm in Wuse 2. Once I said I was a lawyer, they happily did it for me for free. I later went back and gave them a bottle of Hennessy VSOP.

You can’t gaslight someone who had to study human behavior to survive.

@sheilatebra This one na old gist, or are you farming again

people think because you’re kind, you’re stupid ......

@john322226 If not for stupidity amongst you guys, shay wiz and Adebayo na age mate? Or your parents didn't teach you to prostrate when greeting your elders. Everything on this app is now all about farming for Elon musk money

Wait…. Wizkid kneel down for adebayor or na ai?😳😳😳😳